I'm gonna delete this place from my phone for a little bit (possibly longer?) but I'm still around on instagram if anyone needs me www.instagram.com/sennydreadfu...

I went and read a sample of one of the books in a massively popular fantasy series, and, I don't say this lightly, it was utter twaddle. Just... total guff. It made me feel so deeply cynical I had to go sit in the sunshine for a bit to recover.

alright, since you asked, my opinion on the guardian list: No Lonesome Dove? No Secret History? No Stephen King at all? Wolf Hall at no. 34? Throw the whole thing in the bin.

carrying this bag around work so people* know what’s up *who read japanese

(finger to my earpiece) …we are just now hearing that Wes Streeting has fallen into the bottomless pit…passersby are reporting he is going, “ahhhhhhhhhh!!”….hopefully this is the last we see of him…more on this story as it develops…

if there are more sides you're probably playing DnD...

Remembering the late, great Eric Morecambe, who was born 100 Years ago today.

I left a tiny plastic baby in a hole here 2 years ago and he’s still here. I occasionally visit to see what colour he has been sprayed. The last picture is today 😄

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had such a fun chat with @lucasjmaxwell.bsky.social last week - we talked writing obvs, but more importantly, DnD and ghosts! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/e...

My latest complete fantasy series! That's number four, if you're counting 😂

okay if you post sloppy AI shits into my timeline I will unfollow/block as necessary. Stop that fucking nonsense.

I’ve just got the second song “Bewitching Eyes!” It’s like 90s Queen and 80s Heart were merged in a teleporter. It’s peak 80s hair rock cheese I love it! youtu.be/E4VT-_mEM_0?...

I ‘finished’ Hades 2 so I may now declare my undying love for Scylla and the Sirens, every song a banger

I edited this series of photos last night and laughed so hard 😂

This is the only Odyssey adaptation that understands that the hero is an impulsive himbo who deserves his many ass whoopings. It is entirely believable that this Odysseus would get a bunch of his guys turned into pigs by a sexy witch.

The Dreamless is out today! Please enjoy this picture of me embracing my new book baby while Skeletor photobombs ❤️

Uh Shepherd, Garrus, Wrex and Mordin??

three times this week I have looked up how much a CD player would be...

This is why I take what I read with a grain of salt & just ask, “Which party will redistribute wealth downward most aggressively?” & vote for them no matter what. Who’s telling me not to, A NEWSPAPER OWNER? Fuck those cunts.

I don't know if I can approve of a rizzless Odysseus. Especially when I'm playing Hades 2 at the moment, which features peak rizz Odysseus. Orizzeus, if you will.

One of my favorite animal videos, probably taken at Disney's Animal Kingdom: four asian small-clawed otters racing back and forth across the grass like a troop of predatory socks, hopping up to try and snatch a butterfly out of the air.

oh imagine, just IMAGINE, how delightful it would feel to kick the fucking heads off these things. Not as good as the real thing, but you know.

Okay I cannot wait. James Blunt and Michael Sheen???

Fargo The Bear Avatar: The Last Airbender Star Trek: TNG Northern Exposure It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Marco Polo This is England Mr Inbetween Wolf Hall Better Call Saul Cowboy Bebop Mindhunter The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer Bottom

more messing about in procreate dreams...

Also on Bookshop! This is a favorite series for me! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Readers across the pond! The first award-winning volume in the Winnowing Flame trilogy is currently a teeny tiny price on kindle. 🦇 giant bats 🔥 spicy romance 💥 things exploding 🐛 various menaces 📚 a headstrong science lesbian 🗡 a sexy responsibility phobic elf 🍄 a witch on the run 🐉 misc. creatures

Satisfying.

look at this fuchsia map!

The Dreamless is out in the world early! 😁

we need a new version of the John Waters 'If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!' but for gen AI. It is the unsexiest thing to do. It is the anti-rizz.

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couple of bits of art from recent Spire sessions - of all the games we play, Spire seems to be the one that makes me want to draw stuff. Thanks @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social I guess!

Please witness the first thing I have made in Procreate Dreams - an eye-rolling goblin 😭

We’re just normal men

a prosperous Ed Balls day to all who celebrate

When we met up with our wedding photographer the other week Pete and I were encouraged to make a collage together, which was top fun. I didn’t expect wedding planning to have so many random fun activities included

the forbidden barley sugar

It’s been a long time since I last posted a frogception frog 🐸 #whimsical #cottagecore #frog #spooky #cozy

thought I could get away with a sneaky nap - did not expect pillow to leave a mark across my cheek and eye that looks like I've picked an edgy scar in the character creation bit of a fantasy RPG. failed my stealth roll basically

you know when Alanis said 'I wish nothing but the best for you both' I don't think she meant it

One of the best things about the British Fantasy Awards is that the publicly-voted shortlist goes to a panel of peers for final decision-making. But that means we need volunteers to be jurors! Nominate yourself to be a juror for the British Fantasy Awards here: forms.gle/Kv1JTHBeSXaJ... 🧵⬇️

Important ‘beastie in the garden’ news 😍

Is this.. are we... Are we actually getting this now??

Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day

aaaaaah I want to do this so bad honestly if I had a tiny wheel and could make tiny pots I'd be lost in the sauce forever