tfw u need seven samurai

Senator Bill Cassidy needs to be asked about RFK’s ACIP panel every single day until RFK no longer heads HHS. “Some members seemed confused about the data they were being presented. After their vote on the program that provides free vaccines for children, some members asked what they just voted on.”

look I may have to flee my country but at least I won't have to pay my student loans

Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.

NEWS The United Kingdom will recognize Palestine as a state this weekend after President Trump leaves. Full Story: bit.ly/3VSffxh

News orgs HAVE to stop calling these porn bans. Yes, #HB4938, does also criminalize porn — also terrible — it goes far beyond that. LGBTQ+ sites, social media sites, community forums, Shakespeare, drag, a review of Mrs. Doubtfire, all punishable by jail $500K fine and twenty years in jail.

(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys

Countdown begins til he is found filthy, cowering in a damp dark basement, living on raw fish, raving that chatgpt taught him "the quantum secrets of symbolic recursion cascades" and that is why he needs to annihilate his family

Tim Robinson yelling voice

Oh no you don’t I took a screenshot for my funny joke

Cracker Barrel should have just released the Epstein Files

"I wish janitors made a living wage"

MULDER AND SCULLY: [eating toast] we want to believe it’s butter

my good friend Buffalo Bill assures everyone that I've never skinned anyone alive

I don't know what millennial needs to hear this, but you don't love milfs, you just love women your age

Six federal agents arresting a guy for the horrible crime of eating in public. Thank you to the brave men and women who are destroying the freedom and dignity of our nation’s citizens! With your help, our pedophile in chief will remain safely in power.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

I put my pants on just like everyone else: crying

The Reactorverse Pop Culture Quiz is a movie trivia series that is a revamp of a weekly game show hosted by @nerdchronic.bsky.social and @videodrew.bsky.social. We use to do this show twice a week for nearly 3 years and we are now relaunching it with an all new look, new guests and new quizzes.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Also explains G&Ts

Her salary is $78,000, so based on the first piece of information I'd say yes she is not being paid what she's worth.

POLITICO compiled a list of all the Washington Post staffers who have left in the past eight months. It’s at least a hundred names, many of them among the biggest names in journalism. This is the fastest erosion of a major outlet ever.

Guys I’m kind of losing my mind trying to find things to occupy my time while taking care of my mom. Any recs for movies/shows/books/anything?

Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

Anyone else seen The Rule of Jenny Pen yet? It’s FUCKING incredible. Terrifying. Lithgow and Rush in top form. Couldn’t recommend it highly enough.

Here are my top 10 summer dogs of all time!

Mike Johnson Argues That Constitution Is Unconstitutional

Polls are about to close, but if you’re in line by 9:00 PM, STAY IN LINE! They must let you vote!

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hello i am the remover of male experiences

More stories about AI delusions: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult... by @milesklee.bsky.social (about Alexander Taylor's suicide) youtu.be/zKCynxiV_8I?... by @taylorlorenz.bsky.social <-- I disagree with framing here. I think these are personalized cults of 2 (AI and user) not a shared religion

running a seminar for frozen food brands on what pesto is (and is 𝘯𝘰𝘵)

The Academy Museum was really cool. I didn't take any pictures but @videodrew.bsky.social took this one of me.

An exclamation point in sentence two of a decision overturning an executive order is a sign of how screwed up the order is.

maybe next time he shouldn’t be dressed so flammable

disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead! disciple 2: did he roll away the stone? disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands? judas: did he uh. did he mention me

i am begging brad to live like this is his only chance to do so

what’s- what’s the good way

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Had fantastic ramen for lunch in Little Tokyo with @videodrew.bsky.social and @nerdchronic.bsky.social

WHY AM I DOING N00DS NOW? 1. My industry is dead. I came up 15 years ago in a time when blogging was a job. You could make decently good money as one half of a New York Power couple situated inside of legacy institution looking to update for modern audiences. 🧵

WHY AM I DOING N00DS NOW? 1. My industry is dead. I came up 15 years ago in a time when blogging was a job. You could make decently good money as one half of a New York Power couple situated inside of legacy institution looking to update for modern audiences. 🧵

BREAKING: Jacksonville Airport is on fucking fire. The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point. You can’t make this shit up.

David’s a great editor and a lovely person and this thread of just a few of the genuinely news-breaking stories he worked on with very few institutional resources while at Daily Dot makes a really strong case for bringing him into your news org.

Took the day off work today to assign occupations to the neighbourhood dogs