all my hormuz hate this guy

thrilled to announce that my short story Sandals was published by Apocalypse Confidential today! give her a read here: apocalypse-confidential.com/2026/03/09/s...

my bf told me i have to stop calling this seat on the bus the cuck chair

roko’s basilisk is gonna have a LOT to say about the way I’ve been treating the delivery robots

if you’re in chicago on march 20 come to Lot’sa for the launch of my friggin NEWSPAPER!!!!

no offense to peggy olson but michael ginsberg cutting his nipple off & giving it to me as a gift would have worked on me

if 1) i am allowed to take my regular prescription medications and 2) the miles ran don’t have to be one continuous run… I’m rich

working in my sketchbook today

hung out with my good friends niles abston and pat riley at today’s lakers game and unveiling ceremony

i put a pineapple sticker on the airplane bathroom door and now I’m just waiting here with the door unlocked… it’s called manifesting

doodle time

quick question does anyone wanna mercy kill me

I worked on a collaborative newspaper project with some of my friends for the last five months and all I got was this thoughtful piece of art full of love and whimsy

happy valentines day to the girl reading this <3

i love being an artist because sometimes you work on a project for 4 months and spend $400 on it and then ruin the whole thing in one day right at the finish line

bought a dress 🥲

pam bondi i invite you to run ass first into the pointy end of my boot

a lot of you won’t want to hear this but there’s only one Mad Men character whose name wouldn’t have ended up in the epstein files

if y’all seriously run kamala again lmaoooooooo

this week i applied to an artist residency and submitted three short stories to different publications and i don’t have high hopes but i am out here trying!!

eyes everywhere

if jeffrey epstein wasn’t dead he’d probably just be frolicking free in a wildflower meadow right now

that mao zedong was one complicated fella

hey :)

finally getting the recognition i deserve

renting the pope mobile so i can holy ghost ride the whip

i can wrap my head around there being an evil cabal of elite pedophiles controlling all of geopolitics but i can’t fucking believe they messaged each other like silly little guys about all of it

every day i have to stop myself from commenting “your suicide will be welcome news to the masses” on right wing comedians’ IG reels

what did one braless titty say to the other? hang loose 🤣🤙

to an experienced driver like me, these are the same sticker

i am begging liberals outside of the south to spend some time reading the facebook comments on the news stories about the murders in minneapolis. they are loving this, actually!

so can we bring guns to protests or not?

they will come for you. they will come for me. they will come for all of us. none of us are free.

yesterday’s attempt at this 10-color screen print (left) vs today’s attempt at this 10-color screen print (right). still not perfect. if i post this on the screen printing subreddit they will tell me to kill myself

LA hasn’t even put shohei ohtani in yet and he’s like their best player

are they gonna go to extra innings

new riso print about being a model citizen 🫡

ham and oral sex have both been linked to cancer. kermit the frog you have mere days to live

yesterday, today

just slipped on ice and fell while crossing a crosswalk and a car honked at me and the first thing i thought to yell was I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!!

my retirement plan is that one day i will do something to lose my job so spectacularly that it will inspire people to donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to a gofundme for me

you’ll never fucking believe what one of my coworkers found in his pocket

drawing (i always feel like somebody’s watching me 🎵)

lost my keys last week. still haven’t found them. every day i grow weaker

the more the rhetoric about starting WWIII ramps up the more i start thinking “maybe it is in fact time to move to the middle of nowhere”

someone has been putting a filter on all my photos that makes me look like shit

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on december 19 at 7 AM the FBI knocked on my door and showed me a post i made on bluesky about ICE. ICE and the FBI are the front and back of the same fascist hand.

lost my house and car keys on the metra yesterday then went home and retreived my spare house and car keys and immediately locked myself and my dog outside of my house and locked all my spare keys inside my running car