i wonder what it means that he’s doing this and also pushing for the death penalty to be reinstated in all 50 states at the same time

need someone to commit to me the way goth girls commit to uncomfortable shoes

paul thomas anderson really said never trust a they/them

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

poem i wrote a while back

idk man i just feel like it’s time for everyone to either get on board with using social media to collectively organize or get on board with deleting all social media

imagine if the rapture happened and all around you people were just doing the “nathan fielder at the end of The Curse”

in 2026 i am bringing back “dudette” in a big way

rapture didn’t happen lmaoooooooo 😂😂😂 btw has anyone seen my dog? or any of the dogs in my neighborhood? or anywhere?

i need a full time job that pays $80k+ a year with benefits and only makes me work one day a week. and only if i feel like it.

it’s not like any christians will even notice if the rapture happens tomorrow lol

there is still good in the world and i can prove it

talked to a sauce without mentioning a man, call that passing the bechamel test

can anyone spot me $500 real quick

i keep seeing people ask “where are all the free speech comedians” and the answer is “probably still assaulting women in Austin to celebrate getting on Kill Tony”

jimmy kimmel should buy a gun

sometimes i look around the crowded bus and realize that none of these people could ever match my karaoke prowess. no matter how hard they try

being a celebrity in 2025 must feel so “bread and circuses”

snack wraps are back

i want to print this and hang it up at MOMA

a little girl on the train was crying because “everything on the train is dirty” and her dad asked her to point at one dirty thing and she pointed at the only other person on the train (me)

listened to a “this american life” earlier that discussed the fact that women are less likely to tip uber drivers but never once stopped to consider the incredible number of occurrences of uber drivers being total creeps to women

me at the polish dance club when the civil war starts in chicago

in your opinion, what is the most important meme of the last 5 years?

her dinner time isn’t for another hour but she has opinions about that

asking my dad for his advice on clothing purchases and he always knows exactly what to say

i thrifted this sweater vest and I’ve almost figured out how to wear it

mcdonalds meals that are named after celebrities should at least in part taste like those celebrities

i just saw someone on fb say that people who reject AI art are ableist gatekeepers and you know what? fuck you. some gates deserve to be kept! fuck you!!!

can everyone wait until he’s actually dead to lib out please

im so petite and misunderstood

just found out my art school rival no longer makes art and it made me so sad! she was the dark knight to my joker 😔

hiring the CTA voice actor to do some VO work related to some very… specific fantasies

hit my pen too many times and now everyone is watching me move funny

I’m a simple woman. I see AI art, I block the user. simple!

my dog slept on the couch last night instead of in my room and this morning i found a little note at the foot of my bed that says “i want a divorce”

other people’s intrusive thoughts: eat a little snack. you deserve it. no one has to know. my intrusive thoughts: if you crawl fast enough you can make it

putting my pinky out and pronouncing village like mirage

out: giving a guy a sloppy blowie out back of an ice cream shop in: suckin on a chili dog behind the tastee freeze

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finished this beauty today! 4-color 11” x 14” screen print

wilson phillips head screwdriver. is this anything

when trump sends the military to chicago so you have to take out a few of your fellow countrymen at 9 and then hit the polish dance club at 12

begging someone i know who A) lives in NYC and B) has $800 and C) is Jewish to buy the incredibly beautiful susan alexandra ceramic menorah so i can visit and look at it and go “oooooo”

i must have IBS because I Be Shitting

i hope every trans person has a good day forever and i hope all transphobes come to understand the feeling of a lead pipe to the shins

who said brunettes can’t take selfies 😍

this guy could only be a winner if ugly was a sport