just learned that a girl who bullied me in high school is having a very successful acting career… which is unfortunate because i had hoped to learn she was dead

thank god the 🫟 emoji exists so that i can send my parents coded texts about barney the dinosaur’s cum

robert plant do you need an understudy

the B in LGBTQ stands for Bionicle

i am a strong proponent of making bad props for karaoke performances

i’m like audrey hepburn if she slayed

thanks madewell! these jeans make me look like shit

drawing a perfect day

my print in the exhibition + me with my print at the exhibition

my birthday is next weekend and i have put together an outfit for it that i can only describe as “breakfast at tiffanys mocap”

i wish i could eternal sunshine the entirety of my time doing comedy straight out of my brain

decided “as good as i once was” is gonna be my birthday song this year and wouldn’t you know it—it was released on the day i was born

dang it. woke up fundamentally unlovable again

this week in a meeting i heard someone say “i know it’s important to double check the answers you get from AI, so i always have one window open for ChatGPT and another open for Claude”

duck dating profiles are all like “hobbies include floating, splashing, and maybe even taking a little dip ;)”

i thought this album was from like 2017

good for her!

these trees are like if the movie Boogie Nights had smell-o-vision

spending the day finding new and improved ways to hate the way i look

playing with cyanotypes this morning! on the left is a map of cell towers in the united states, on the right is foucault’s (bentham’s) panopticon

this band is Benson Boone’s Wario

can someone who was alive for the cuban missile crisis tell me how this feels compared to that

honestly i hope the rapture is real and i hope all the evangelicals get taken ASAP because sharing this earth with these psychotic lunatics is impossible

i hope a really specific someone kills himself or dies and in a very immediate sense

if the show Jury Duty happened to me i would NOT react as well as the people they actually did it to

before you let your man around me just know I’m built like kristi noem’s husband

colored pencil on black paper

ugghhh it’s on the tip of my tongue!!!

and another from the train this morning

drawing

hey!

in her headphones all she hears is DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA

if i find out your name is zoe and it isnt short for zoetrope i stg

two drawings from the train

and FUCK timothee chalamet

dear john fetterman’s next stroke: finish the job

just choked on my breakfast laughing so hard at this reddit thread of bad auto transcriptions

Hung some artwork in my new room in Flatbush. Big ups to @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social , @vmc54.bsky.social , Rae Farine, and David Hollenbach for brightening my world.

just a reminder to my chicagoans: this friday night I’m launching my new art newspaper For The Art Of It All! at Lot’sa from 7-9 pm and i’d love it if you came! there will be cake!!!

i don’t have followers i have disciples

oh rachel antonoff is “too good” for installment plan payment options? girl fuck you

i’m on kalshi DMing people like “please don’t take my house just because i thought bugonia was a really good movie”

having an existential crisis because i wanted to read a book then looked it up online and it was recommended for ages 13-17… so am I dumb or immature

got to see my art in a museum for the first time :)

made edamame and you’re probably thinking “BORING!” but wait: i seasoned the water with zatarain’s crab boil and everything changed

ozempic is class warfare. it used to be you could just be fat and nobody knew your financial status. now everyone can look at me and tell i’m broke

no offense to her but those aren’t the lyrics

the road to hell is paved with produce i bought thinking “i’ll use this before it goes bad”

my boyfriend is really into the movie phantom thread so to show that i pay attention to his interests I’ve begun poisoning his food

Elvis Costello? You mean the original quirked up white boy?