trying to sit down and write out my dreams, goals, and aspirations in an attempt to make them more organized and achievable. but mostly i’m just putting titles like this on the pages and going “hmmm well idk what else goes on this page… next!”

watching the conversation around KAWS shift over the last ten years has been fascinating. he’s our generation’s Koons!

bisexuals are a gift from god and he made then when he was horny

all i know about pie is that i bake eggnog pie every year for my friends and family and it looks like shit but tastes divine

posted on my instagram story about how i only got into two exhibitions of the 30 i applied to and everyone is responding to it like “omg you got into two exhibitions that’s amazing!!” and now I’m like yeah y’all were sent here by my therapist to destroy me

what do you mean i have to keep making art even if nobody wants it :(

the louis vuitton beagle bag has me howling. baying, even

fucking sick of pretending i like mushrooms. i don’t care how grown up it makes me seem anymore

reply to this if you want to read a new short story (<2 pages) I’m working on + share your thoughts :)

i am bravely considering wearing this outfit to the party

i’m in the renaissance doing a sick air lute solo

got kicked out of the criterion closet because i put all my skeletons in there

i am a horse girl in that if my boyfriend broke one of his legs i would have to kill him

this is how i learned the mets isnt short for the metrosexuals

saw someone post an instagram album of a nude photoshoot they did and their caption said they had taken mushrooms and shed their ego beforehand, a thing you famously follow by paying someone money to take nude photos of you that you will post to instagram

saw a take on here that was so stupid that i’m afraid to unfollow the person who said it without waiting a few days first

been a long ass morning i tell you what

working on some ideas for this year’s christmas card

new dress taking me to never before seen levels of cute and comfy

i don’t want to die :) i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all :/

do you think rappers who had incredible features on kanye west songs are ever like “fuck! my resumé!”

i love screen printing!!!! new print from this morning — 11” x 14” and 4 colors :)

absolutely crushed my first set in a year if you even care

against my better judgment i am performing stand up comedy tonight

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die and it was lowkey boring so i gave it a 2.5/5 on letterboxd

i am declaring my campaign to run against scott waguespack for alderperson of the 32nd ward. on my first day in office i promise to erect medieval walls around roscoe village. nobody in, nobody out.

riso test print 🫠

he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman. unlike jesus, who says the foulest shit imaginable

i am going to constantly antagonize our closest neighbors, canada and mexico. additionally, i am the hero our neighborhood (half of the entire planet) needs

a few small beers

i literally cannot fathom using email for the purpose of casual conversation

i am the joe rogan of the left in that i have a podcast and i have done DMT

just finished this drawing 🙂

thinking about how if i wasn’t spending $400 a month on my health insurance i could be stimulating the rest of the economy rather than just the insufferable fucks in charge of United Healthcare

dear santa, all i want for christmas this year is to be able to afford dental or vision insurance. and for a few things i’m unwilling to out on paper for legal reasons. let’s talk, cassidy

i have to take five pills every morning to be normal and i can’t wait to see what kind of things i accomplish in 2026 when i can no longer afford any of these medications

the little letterboxd bugonia easter egg is cute

seeing someone be blatantly wrong about something and then double down with righteous indignation 😮‍💨🤤

rachel sennott is not the selling point for me that HBO wants her to be

about to go chop all this shit off

another drawing from the train

drawing I’ve been working on today

a national hero

i am very displeased to announce that i have started writing new standup jokes almost exactly one year since quitting standup

“storied career” yeah, a stephen king story!!

guy who thought Fievel was gonna go east: that son of a bitch has done it again

had the major privilege of getting to design and screen print wedding invitations for two pairs of wonderful friends who both tied the knot this year :)

when i can’t think of anything else to draw i always end up drawing ladies flashing their underwear and i haven’t talked about this with my therapist but maybe it’s time

just found out i have the flu for the first time in my life. how will anyone ever love me after this

i made pumpkin & poblano soup last night that changed my life for the better. and an arugula salad with beets that changed my life for the worse