President Signs Executive Order That All Teens Are 18 Yrs Old.

Carnival Cruise Ships In The Caribbean To Install Anti Ballistic Missiles 'just in case'

Local Senior Thinks Everything Looks So Good

Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading

On Katie Miller's Next Podcast, Katie Vibes In The Empty Home Of Deported Migrants

Family Grateful To FAA For Getting Them Out Of Holiday Travel

Family Grateful To FAA For Getting Them Out Of Holiday Travel

NFL Agrees To Name Commanders' New Stadium After The President

Rustic Cabin Getaway Listed For Under $1.3 million!

Beleaguered FAA Advises Planes To Install Turn Signals

Uber Driver Uses Zipcar To DoorDash. Loses Sense Of Self.

White House Unveils Vegas Cocktail Bar Themed Dress Code

One Million New Yorkers Flee City. Rents Still Go Up.

NFL Commissioner Reveals Ambitious Plan That Ensures Every Roster Made Up Of Guys Named Jalen

Trump Threatens To Torch West Wing If Mamdani Wins Mayoral Race

Mike Johnson Unaware He's Mike Johnson

SNAP Benefits Cut In Half As Inflation Surges ▪️Americans To Adapt To Grocery Store Cake Instead Of Bakery Store Cake.

President Updates Lincoln Bathroom To Whorehouse Motif

Award Winning Trophy Store Accidentally Sells Its Award

"What is a soybean?"

DOJ Finalizes Investigation Of Rigged California Referendum That Hasn't Even Happened Yet

Expanded Ballroom Design To Double As White House Shield

Trump Set To Rule Nation From Gigantic Ballroom Chair

Local Men Who Refuse To Work The Fields Accept $50K ICE Signing Bonuses To Round Up The Migrants Who Took Their Jobs

White House Ballroom To Be Super Classy, Classier Than Maybe The World's Ever Seen, But With Vegas Style Buffet And Amenities

An Anonymous Donor's Provided $130 million worth of Trump's Crypto 'Poop Coin' To Pay The Military. Synergy Is Obvious.

OUR PLEA TO CANADA: Run An Ad Campaign That Claims Obama Invented Tariffs

DC Architect Envisions Beautiful Rose Garden On Site Of Demolished East Wing Of White House

Pathway To Negotiations Stalled Because Wittle Baby Can't Handle His Emotions

Maine Senate Candidate Graham Platner Struggles To Explain Sexy Garfield Tattoo

Susan Collins Certain Trump Won't Tear Down Any More Of The White House

Starbucks Adds Medium Cup Offering To It's Tall, Grande, and Venti Sizes But No One Knows If It's Bigger Or Smaller

President Threatens To Bulldoze One National Monument Per Day Until His Personal Grievances Are Compensated

Normal Size Employee Late For 1st Day Of Work. Unable To Reach Door Handle.

State Dept Surreptitiously Begins Issuing Flags Missing Several Stars

Angry Male Thrown Out Of Casual Male Store

JD Vance Upset No One's Talking About The Young Nazis Who Don't Glorify Rape

He's just a little bitch.

JD Vance Defends Vulgar Young Republican Texts as "The Next Generation Of The Master Race Just Being Kinda Edgy"

In Wake Of A Threatened Vegetable Oil Embargo, A Farmer Explains To Man Who's Never Eaten A Vegetable That Vegetable Oil Is Made From Vegetables

Kristi Noem Airport Video Makes Case That Cricket Was ANTIFA

Master Negotiator Threatens China With Ultimate Weapon

Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic

Doomsday Glacier Rebrands As "New Righteous Realm Glacier", Experiences Bump In TripAdvisor Ratings

Doctors Say Barron Trump Has The Mind Of A 65 Yr Old Man

Trump Forbids Toronto From Playing In World Series

Conservatives Demand An All American Super Bowl. Shania Twain and Keith Urban Answer The Call.

Stephen Miller Shows Trump Clips From Caddyshack, Convinces President Bedminster Is Under Attack.