they should have an anti super bowl where all the worst teams have to compete to not be the shittiest

Just because a lot of people are cruel, bigoted, and brainwashed doesn’t mean we have to find a “middle ground” with them or a “compromise” that satisfies some of their racist delusions. We just don’t.

As much as this month has sucked, it has also given me enormous hope in the power of ordinary people to do extraordinarily selfless things.

8 days into admin and hes already hitting campaign promises. Imagine if Dems (or honestly any US politician) at any level operated with the same sense of urgency and obligation to their promises and their constituents. Better things are, in fact, possible. Even if only 1% better. We have to try.

i need a hug and $10,000 and to not feel guilty about being alive

This rationale is exhausting. You don’t need to make your last stand at the Nazi bar. www.independent.co.uk/voices/grok-...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

The Americans are already protesting and being brutalized by their government. They’re hostages too.

Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky

Quisling is such a good word and it’s going to get a lot of use over the next few years.

Inside you are two cats. They are both asleep

Once you vape for a while you can taste the artificial vape juice flavor in everything. It's all vape juice flavoring.

Here’s to 2026

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

if you see me out here being silly and childish, just know I’m trying to hold on to the little bit of whimsy that I have left in me and I’m coping with the horrors of this world.

in Doom 2016 the evil corporation causes the problem because they were doing fracking in Hell to get infinite energy. this is more realistic than the plan for data centers in space

are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson

My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate

A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

i wish i was a crunch wrap supreme

opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks

it is kinda rad that liberals still fail to understand that capitalism relies on the concept of scarcity so it is literally impossible to detach the wealth of some from the poverty of others. if someone has a scarce resource that necessarily means nobody else has it!

One of the most important works of literature in my life. This play opened my eyes to what was possible in drama, in comedy, in philosophy, in performance, in conversation with the past. My first play was an almost direct homage and I’ve been chasing it ever since. RIP to a true genius.

The Walton Goggins from Fallout and the Walton Goggins from Community simply cannot be the same person. I'm sorry.

Sure thing, will do!

no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me

we have to go back. to warn them.

it's an interesting study in One Thing That Hit at the Right Time So Now There's 4 Worse Seasons of It

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)

@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!

Here, I made it worse

THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos. I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.

Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

The reason @space-ghost.com is posting on here now instead of twitter is because of the things that have been exposed about her in the last few days showing how vile she really is. To start, here is a a photo of her in 2018 and tweets she’s made about it

I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies

America’s current policy is to spike energy use under the assumption that building more and more data centers will make machine superintelligence emerge, at which point the digital genie will solve problems the tech industry didn’t bother trying to address, or even opposed addressing.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!