when someone makes a choice that's ethically better than your choices, you don't have to leap to your own defense. you don't have to write an essay on why your obviously morally inferior choice is actually morally superior. you can just be like "good for you man, wish i had the gumption to do that."

i need some new swears i’ve worn out all the old ones

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Weed connoisseur is just a rebranded IPA guy, pass it on

HHS is recommending needles in your holiday candy this year. RFK Jr says "it's good for your little brats actually"

Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit

I googled you and all the results were all from hateme dot com. Do you hate me?

If the 3ft long mousepad I ordered doesn't make me more productive, nothing will.

Can't even take care of the terrestrials we have now and y'all are searching for extra smdh

Achieving my unintentional goal of pissing off as many people as I work with as possible

I just made a donation to Layla - please share and support if you have the opportunity!

The Patriarchy is so hard on women, it's honestly cruel! We can't even reward our boyfriends with TREATS for good behavior, without HUNDREDS of people accusing us of being abusers! Actually NO, I'm NOT "abusing my bf," I've done nothing wrong...This is TEXTBOOK crate training (ASPCA approved)!

I am begging anyone with the ability to commission articles in my industry: let trans people write about what is happening to us right now.

Tesla investors need to realise that there's no putting the genie back in this bottle. The brand damage is too extreme.

The goal with authoritarian moves like this isn't to actually persecute everyone in the country. It's to create a viable pretext to use as leverage so that any arbitrary person can be targeted if and when the government decides that they're a threat (or an asset).

A life of crime is becoming more and more tempting every day

was using the self checkout and all the heavy items were upside down in my cart with the barcode up to make it easy to scan. Guy behind me in a MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN hat said "dang that's smart". I replied "thanks, my autistic kid taught me to do this"

What is wrong with these people?

My guillotine needs sharpening.

yeah i got ADHD A Dumptruck Heinie, Dude

Exclusive: Immigrants falsely labeled dead by the Social Security Administration are showing up at field offices with documents proving they are alive, leading staff to reinstate nearly three dozen people over the past week, according to records obtained by The Post.

I don’t know if Kilmar Abrego Garcia has any history of domestic abuse. I do know the government has never argued that’s the impetus for deporting him and I also know an administration that’s 75% rapists doesn’t actually care if he does.

commenting “so true bestie” on every LinkedIn manifesto about “the real meaning of marketing today”

I won't speak for others but I want candidates who won't just win the next election but aggressively, unapologetically destroy trumpism and rebuild everything he's broken. If you're too afraid of a 51-49 poll to even talk about an issue I have no faith that will be you

for the 500th time, 'good' Republicans aren't coming to save anyone please find another fantasy to believe in

Watching the noon CNN/MSNBC news programs, and virtually the whole Ábrego García discussion is “how this is playing politically.” The laziness is breathtaking

The feminine urge to wear floral skirts and solve murders in a fictional seaside town with an alarmingly high crime rate.

Not to brag, but I was cringe way before cringe was cool

Get in user, we're going feral.

a fox fur collar except it's just my cat

I don't really care what the "political consequences" are of fighting for the proposition that *everyone* is entitled to due process before they are removed from the United States and sent to a Salvadoran prison. It's not really a principle if you only adhere to it when it's politically expedient.

got kicked out of the cheese party for saying “don’t mind if i fondue” every time i was offered something

With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.

I have got to stop exaggerating so much, it’s literally killing me

there are people out there who really, truly can't wait to just "hop on a quick call". like, genuinely for the love of the game. and they have to be stopped.

Reach the summit. Find the clit. Shatter the space-time continuum.

The administration is misrepresenting documents that are publicly available. They are relying on people not bothering to read them, or purposely misreading them, and this is the media aiding in that cynical and anti-democratic task.

🎶 Despite all my rage, I still have a fuckton of rage 🎶

The idea that a men would go through this much trouble to be creeps is so insane like they've clearly had no issue finding places to be creeps for free. But now suddenly they're out of other ideas and willing to go through a life altering process to sneak by your (checks notes) unlocked door.

I firmly believe in the necessity of a popular front with liberals to confront Trump‘s fascist authoritarian regime. It logically follows that we must insist that such potential liberal partners immediately cease support for Trump’s top fascist ally who is committing a genocide.

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