Get in motherfuckers we’re POSTING

Hello I’m the not gay doctor but I’ve prescribed being less messy, sorry, thanks

Corporate elite is too weak to tell you the truth: you only save moderate money at Menard’s

they circumcised my autism and all i got was tylenol

Corporate elite is too weak to tell you the truth: you only save moderate money at Menard’s

they circumcised my autism and all i got was tylenol

yo garfield and friends... this is really fucked up....

did the bsky team hire a comms person or did they raise a new round of partying funds

logging on

No thanks! The only thing youll ever catch me eating is ass

bluesky is making it increasingly hard to find an innovative way to crash out

yeh

Chicago School of Sociology was responsible for this I heard?

ground score but its actually the remains of someone's pet hamster

no one cares. toddtinction will occur and no one will speak up

you know what woke took from us? naming babies todd. no one names a baby todd anymore

i wish that every time my nipples got hard, it made the same sound as when a sword gets unsheathed in an anime

eat LUNCH???

personally, i think its ableist to use AI

sacred geometry, whats your favorite one

when are they gonna release READY PLAYER THREE

I’ve worked with several Canadian pipe organ builders, and can verify this Les coqs hardi

evaluate this 🖕 🧑 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👢 ⚡ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢

fuck the mods. mods suck, mods can get fucked

quebecois aren't real canadians but they also aren't real french. they are the italians of north america

Oh hell yeah I can’t wait to watch these guys both kick their own ass and get their asses absolutely kicked

weed dank, so what?

psssst fuck the mods

what if gay but dicks

durrrrr i'm just a system architecture we're not building a community durrrrfrr

Theo Von is not "TV stupid", like Homer Simpson or something, he's legitimately low IQ. Voting is a concept so complicated to his mind that there's no way he's registered at all. It's like asking a monkey to assemble a bicycle.

I’d argue every member of Bsky team is, at best, maybe a B tier poster and the only reason any of them gained traction is because of the dot team handle. Same type of posters madness that overtook another popular internet institution……..

god i would probably post death threat meme for the first time ever but fuck a app that isn’t safe for my space law nerd friends

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

I keep coming back to this post. “We’re just system architects” I say as I mash the ban buttons and break the social foundation of the platform I built. It’s a lot like (lol) the engineering team at Something Awful dot Com

does anyone think the bsky team are actually good posters? i really think that if they had non-bsky team accounts, the numbers would look a lot more like my account

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

hello bluesky i would like to go on record and say that the 10,000 page thread on the something awful dot com dead gay comedy forums is not actually responsible for the whole government fascism thing that's a different 10,000 page thread

new season of 911 has the crew trying to run up-and-coming social media website Bluesky and they are faced with taking millions of dollars of VC funding and trying their absolute hardest not to post/say the dumbest shit possible. it's the least believable of the plot lines yet

@jay.bsky.team since you're doing your best Lowtax impression, it's worth noting that he LOVED banning Nazis

oh... so it really isn't that hard, huh? interesting.

what are the terms that get you piut on the AI Racism lists??? I wanna say em too

they are calling her the bari weiss of tech/social media, folks. a new wonderkin if you will

be the bluesky meme you want to see in the world ✨

gonna decentralize my balls and post through it there

I was put to death for this truth and now look at me.

*turns chair around like youth group counsel* That's right kids, our lord and Savior Jesus Christ

lol you know who else liked mangosteen??

Yeah I don't care where you're from, spamming is spamming.

they should invent a poster that doesn’t crash out