yoooo shout out to samsung for making the "watch pornography in public" smart phone, thats definitely a good thing

heyyyyy its carly better known as the crunchwrap slut, here with a new exciting reviewwww

hell yeah Funko Pop

(peering at a dude's erection) hey there lil guy!!

Whhhooaaa you’re a cum slut? That’s crazy, never met or heard of that before, wow

*leaving an applebees that's located in the out lot of an abandoned suburban mall at noon* I'M GONNA GET SO FUCKED UP AND BARF ALL OVER MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!~~!!!!!! LET'S FUCKIN RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

intersectionality is celebrating saint patrick's day at a senor frogs

ask this man how he knows this fact

do you guys think bleusky has a robot problme? i feel like all these blue wave folks might not be real after all . . . .

taking two (2) dicks and smashing them together

more like frigay lol

you better not butter my biscuit

if i threaten to hit myself with my own car, will blueski strike me like an angry parent?

why yes, i do have a glizzussy collection for my #sheshed

How it feels in the #sheshed when

Time for lunch in da #sheshed

don't forget to start your garden seedlings so you can forget about them and they can all day and you can start the smmer off depressed 🤗

having my chauffer drive me to take a shit in the #SheShed

When it's time to go to the #sheshed

glad i'm not the only one who blew their drawers out in the #sheshed

another case of hershey squirts in the #sheshed

why go to the bar when you can buy a 12 pack and listen to some dumbass's youtube video about things somewhat outside of their wheelhouse

tal*b kwel* finally went from disaster (funny) to disaster (depressing), rip to an unintentionally great poster

Politically, this is incredibly stupid, but as a policy matter it’s also incredibly stupid. The Democrats!

heard gavin newsom converted kimberly gilfoyle to scientology in her #SheShed before he became governor?? is this true???

when i die, place me in the #SheShed and burn it to the ground

"i just shit my pants" -an old kmart commercial

Bluesky firing a woman and installing a man as CEO during women's month, smdh

wait who's guy fox and what did he do

honkin a bonobo

banging the waitress in the walk in cooler and realizing the bar should be on BAR RESCUE

really wish alan greenspan was alan shortspan

281-330-8004 who? markwaaaaaaayyyyyynnneeeee

goosed bumps

sand witches

aeraeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah

hello, i see you've been browsing the boner department, anything i can help you with? been managing our boners here for a few years now

instead of posting about politics, people could just post better

masturbating using slap bass technique

Can’t believe Jasmine Crockett took a shit in the #SheShed, especially after we fixed the last mess

Jasmine Crockett has officially conceded that she blasts stinky farts that peel the paint off the walls #sheshed

I've seen enough: Jasmine Crockett is FARTING in the #sheshed

Waking up just to torture others

The Doo Doo Golls

wishing i would have eaten as much lead as the boomers did when they were kids

felt great. pissed next to someone from the c-suite too

the thing about The Discourse is that everyone involved except for like, three posters, makes 100x what I do and for that reason what the fuck do I care

i gotta take a piss