(chanting) IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT!

i love when people think the British are smarter than like, anyone lol Absolutely not

MY FOOD HOT TAKE: boba are just alien eggs and the flavoring is the cum of the particular alien species who's egg you are eating. its fucking disgusting and i can't believe people eat it

shaming neurodiverse people for their shitty food opinions.... the revolution is moving along quicky i see

what if the microplastics in our balls/bodies/etc congealed into different shapes that were unique to us? what shape would your scrotal microplastics sculpture be?

a man shot on me in reno, and watched his swimmers die

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

if you're an old school gamer who remembers when SKILL and GAMEPLAY mattered more than SHINY GRAPHICS,

Ya

now that i'm thinkin of it, is there a way to wokely tug your hog?

strong debating playing some WOKE games and making men lonely or whatever that does

starting a new webbed site called howlongtobeatoff dot com where you can track how long it took you to beat off

threatening to hit you with batteries and then proceeding to pelt you with dozens of button batteries

putting kernel level anti-cheat on my balls

i fucking hate it here

legally speaking i do not have to post good

a cursed object called "Todd's Fleshlight"

i joked that this clown was having a stroke but the only stroke this poster is having is the one they give themselves on their cum stained computer chair they continue to neglect

calling all thrillionaires to ride their stupid bike thing into this massive woodchipper i created

does the old "$20 is $20" adage count if the balls don't touch?

me on any given sunday

as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay. that's the rules, i did not make them.

anyone wanna play a lil game called "The Scott Adams Implication"

pre-match circlejerk? that's called a tug of war

I’d hit you with a pipe wrench but that’s against the TOS

snortin tang

I'm like, kind of disappointed that Bryan Johnson hasn't made a cock ring version of the Aura ring. It very much sounds like he already has one, but why won't he let us simpletons use it?

they call me the scatman because i'm eating shit constantly

Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls

Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls

behold the most cursed ad I have ever been served, online

the waistband trick

posting, a thing i forget sometiems

i miss you dad

It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.

Grok did this really happen?

I fully understand that "logging off" is healthy for many, even most people, but the one time in my life I tried to take a conscious break from the Internet I developed a twelve-month cocaine addiction.

uwu pwesident nyah 🐱

You know who else policed people's speech? The dang Cheeto in the white house

lawyers are grognards. "lawyer" is an oppressive class, like American people or cis people.

HAPPY TAZER BALLS HEART ATTACK DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES!

i get emotional when i think about how obvious it is to me now how neurodivergent i was when i was a little kid & how everyone was so pleased when i finally started to "fit in" but it was just bc i learned how to mask

i swear eric claptop wrote a song about this

my take on things lately is that if you don't want to have a mob descend upon you, maybe like, don't post? that solves the problem, yw

oh so now we're switching to "De OooderDooder Slootenboorgen norgen Snuks" schedule, got it

i swear eric claptop wrote a song about this

wait scott adams isn't dead yet? someone should tell him to stick his thumb up his son's ass

one day we will duct tape all the different copy pastas together to create a post so powerful it can slay any type of reply guy they throw at us