Please point me in the direction of gay stickers. I have a new daily journal and I need to buy a looooot of slutty stickers ... Can also just be cute ones too

Called my SO an 8bit slut, he said he's gonna get that as knuck tatts

If you’re reselling clothing you should know the difference between silk and satin

Gah something keeps unscrewing and taking out the air vents in my house every night. Like I get it you use it to travel around the place while I slumber but at least put them back.

I hurt myself today (worked out too hard)

When you intend to go Patrick Warburton’s Kronk, but end up channeling Christian Slater as JD in Heathers (I’m not good at improv)

I love cinema

“I don’t want a jellyfish going through my body! My body is a TEMPLE, actually!” TTRPGs are good.

Fun low budget horror show I worked pretty heavily on is coming out next month! bloody-disgusting.com/screambox/39...

Books should include a list of credits at the end of everyone who worked on the book the same way movies and television shows do.

Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky youtu.be/s7dTBoW5H9k

Maybe throw some venture capital at this rather than at A.I. autocomplete chat bots.

feeling thankful I crumbled up and froze the extra queso fresco before it expired — reaping the benefits now 🙏🏽

How your email finds me

I don't need to get roasted online, I live with a kid who asks me if it's ugly sweater day as I am driving him to school

The new me is 5 days late — I’m worried she’s plotting an ambush rather than just making the normal switch.

My entire body hurts. Someone come gently submerge me in a tub of hot noodles.

embracing wearing my hair in pigtails because at least it’s out of my face

apparently my whistling sounds like children's spirits lurking in the dark, which is honestly the most flattering thing anyone has ever said about me.

You’re Next and Ready or Not really go hard, such great movies 🪓 Both Sharni Vinson and Samara Weaving had great performances — Aussie women can really fuck people up!

bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore

what he really wants is a community based on trust and mutual understanding

“Personal Pan Pizza”, but it’s bed sized for me to climb into and take a little nap beneath the cheese

“Personal Pan Pizza”, but it’s bed sized for me to climb into and take a little nap beneath the cheese

If I was in Silent Hill I would simply not be consumed by the guilt in my heart and go get ice cream

a lot of people sure are clutchin’ their pearls pretty damn tightly over the tamest BS

this is what people should be putting on dating profiles

even with all the fascism and genocide and climate change and everything being on fire we can support each other and find moments of happiness in the chaos, everything being on fire makes that more important

my partner isn’t usually home when I clean the apartment so he’s finally witnessing the cleaning style best described as “pinballing karaoke dance party”

Unchained Melody demands a dramatic sing-along 🎶

she’s cute, she’s silly, she sucks at breathing — who needs oxygen?! Me, unfortunately!

Last day—need one more person to claim a free Kindle copy of one of my books, will it be you?

Though often taken to mean a single person, the lyrics to "Hello! Ma Baby" by Howard and Emerson: "Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, hello my ragtime gal!" actually refer to three entities, ala the Holy Trinity. This thread will explain further, how the song explores religion with ragtime. 1/948

spawning into the room with enough force to activate my jiggle physics

Finding paths back to the things that defined me once, things I loved and put down

Wiggly Streaks of Light living in my neighborhood

your hookups and casual relationships deserve honesty and communication too btw

This is the first time I realized Ti West (horror director) is in You’re Next 💀

return of the two drink girlfriend

If you’re too scared to go back to work tomorrow, you can send the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in your place. People will know it’s not you, but they’ll have bigger problems to deal with.

Triple Feature: Knives Out, You’re Next, and Ready or Not

To Boldly Go 🌌

homemade honey butter for fresh biscuits 🤤

a bunch of jobs I applied to 4-6 months ago just never hired anyone and still have the listings up, which keep populating the job search sites although they are old and I cannot apply again. I just want to do a job in my field? Please hire people for the jobs you post???

It's all part of my rock 'n roll fantasy (sitting on a big rock eating some bread)

I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake

i think the world would be better off if certain people were more afraid. is there a like hex we can do to summon the spirit of "you're existentially fucked bro" here

making you in the sims and giving you a successful and happy life