Everyone on the ship freaking out and Luffy is like “hey, I just saw a dolphin jump out of the water — let’s follow it!” Meanwhile, Zoro’s asleep.

¿Quienes son tus autores hispanohablantes favoritos? Estoy leyendo Zorro, de Isabel Allende. Lo leí en inglés hace muchos años, pero lo estoy disfrutando mucho en español ahora.

Luke and Anna explore the Spring forest and find Gymnopus subsulphureus mushrooms

I love not using AI. I love reading books written by human beings, hand-sewing little creatures, watching for bats during dusk, listening to human experts to learn about a topic. Not using AI is very fun.

chirping must feel so good if you're a bird

not very peace love unity respect of you but ok

Moden capitalism requires exponential population growth to sustain itself. It's unsustainable in the long term, and panic over its inevitable collapse is the reason behind all this birth rate bullshit. Either make it a world worth bringing a child into, or let it all fall.

I go out in this world most days and I've never seen a dog eat another dog. I dunno man, feels like scaremongreling to me

WHO declares global health emergency (WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO)

I slept 10 hours straight yesterday and now I feel immortal.

every time someone uses the acronym for World Health Organization in a post, I read it like it’s part of the Baha Men song (Who Let the Dogs Out)

good night friends

good to know that yelling at my pc to cut that shit out is apparently an officially sanctioned method of troubleshooting

I swear they hired the worst people to create Canadian Goverment websites — just Kafkaesque nightmares, all of them! 🫩

Kind of interesting how Google has completely ruined its brand — nothing but headaches! There should not be this many pain points actively driving their long term users away. Feels like terrible business strategy!

Body part jars and a detailed notebook. He would have been a good lab partner. #FrightClub

well he had his flaws but did he deserve getting an aquarium dropped on his head? that I’m not so sure about

it’s late and everyone is up whispering and laughing near the backyard bonfire while we stave off sleep and look at the stars and imagine possibilities

urge to cut my hair is STRONG — I’ll never be a beauty with a long, flowing mane at this rate ✂️

🧘🏾‍♀️ manifesting wealthy benefactors 🧘🏾‍♀️

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

just saw a beetle scurrying across the basement floor and let it go, this is bug hours not human hours

This is the sort of shit that makes a sci fi writer throw an outline into the bin

Who's up having an existential panic instead of getting badly needed sleep

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986)

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986)

Heartburn is so unserious. Oh no, I ate some banana peppers and I can’t lay down comfortably now. Grow up.

a throuple a' wise guys

too tired to sleep is bogus, just go to sleep! right tf now! -me to me

new evidence suggests that shaking your butt improves butt shaking ability

it fucking sucks I have to file double taxes now, the US can fuck right off with that BS — I don’t even live there anymore, dude! Let me live my life! Why are you so obsessed with me?!

work work work 🥲

uh when, I say, uh when will we be safe from seeing Mother’s Day posts 🫩

“I provide you with a grown man to raise, you’re welcome”

had a dream that I was giving a big talk at a conference about my “career in plastics” (?)

Daily song rec:

just learned that although pronounced “KAT-ee-kor-ner” (how I’ve always heard it pronounced), it’s spelled “catercorner” — deceptive!

I made a whole long thread about being on MaxFun already (linked here) but I wanna say making these 200 episodes with @batmanandsobbin.bsky.social have been such an honor for me. They are one of the funniest, smartest, and best people I know, To share this achievement with them means the world to me

Draculactus is a threat.

our biggest clients are insufferable, but we gotta smile through the BS 🥲🫠

Suboptimal implies the existence of Domoptimal

possession is nine tenths of ghost law

Its not enough to touch grass you have to lay in it with a toddler and watch planes travel across the clear blue sky

I saw this cool dog who had a cool car (Brighton, early 2020s)

Why would I want to gatekeep, it's lonely inside the gate I want friends inside the gate with me

Bonus Hot take: Disney’s Hercules is more fun to watch if you’re familiar with the source material. The trick is to watch it as traditional Disney-fare but to notice the buttload of visual Easter eggs, jokes, and references, which show the writers did their homework, but weren’t allowed to use it.

It's normal to suddenly get very into paprika.

I need to find more 8-Bit music that sounds like this. Not like rock bands that have an 8-Bit synth but just crazy video game soundtracks

The only ceratops keychain was too sharp, so I had to get the tyrannosaurus instead 🥲