Hello darkness, my old friend

This chatbot we programmed to verbally suck off MBAs is going to take your job, lmao loser Wild that this hasn't found broad popularity

SAGE protest vote. If you're unhappy with how LSS is managing the format, VOTE BOLTYN #FABTCG #DiedForOurSins

Chainsawman has ended, Fujimoto did indeed cook. If you're unhappy with the ending, you never understood the series in the first place.

A year of supply issues into a lackluster Super Slam, an over hyped/under delivered Compendium, and now oops all lightning. I keep saying Monarch 3 is the make or break set for me and this game, I guess it cant break if it never comes. #FaBtcg

Ring ring ring lobster phone 🦞 #fabworlds

Hundreds of dollars of emergency car repairs so my girlfriend can have a vehicle while Im at #FABPhilly

Fuck censorship. They're coming after you next, whether you make porn or not. I have never sold NSFW services or artwork, yet here's my termination from Stripe! Fully SFW, innocent headshots of furries = adult content. This is what we've been trying to fucking tell y'all this whole month!

We are excited to announce our 10k schedule and tell you that registration is now open! We have a great weekend in store. Hope to see you there! www.gscfab.com/10k-weekend

@fabtcg.com Mom, I want to play Goldmane. Mom: We have Goldmane at home. Goldmane at home:

Loving this new FaB Secret Lair /s #FaBtcg

180 clan rats are on their way

My boat broke #FaB #FaBVegas

Already seeing Nats vendors profiteering on High Seas Sealed product. For the love of everything don't be cracking $650+ cases no matter how desperate you get. #FaB

Call your representatives and raise hell, there will be no fighting back once the jack boots are at our throats.

Four cards to know me! #tradingcards

#fabtcg GIVEAWAY! As a personal celebration for making 50 cards, I’m doing a Winner’s Choice giveaway! Up for grabs is: - 1 Good Deeds promo - 1 Boltyn Armory Deck - 1 Kassai Playmat - 6 Sink Below To enter, - Follow Me - Retweet this post - Comment which item you want to win! #fleshandblood

We Missed Yinz! Greentree Sports Cards is proud to announce our $10,000 prize pool #fabtcg Classic Constructed event. Join us in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on 11/1-11/2, 2025 at David L. Lawrence Convention Center. Much more info to come. Save the dates! Hope to see you there! 🌳🌉

I don't care that a Kano roasted me in top 8, he isn't real and he cannot hurt me. #FaBtcg

@fabtcg.com Can we get confirmation that US Nats will be a day 1 event like the CC calling in Memphis before traveling for RtNs and making travel arrangements for Vegas?

Really need to work on the whole trade fodder thing, this pile kind of sucks

PSA for aspiring Verdance players, don't play Heartbeat of Candlehold into Nuu. That said, I will not apologize to my Talishar opponent last night. I sequenced wrong, i should have played 5 Heartbeats, not 4 that final turn.

The head of the National Labor Relations Board has been sacked in an illegal move by the administration, the assault on organized labor has begun.

@fabtcg.com #FABHunted Tons of sick pulls at my locals, 9 players plus a draft later this afternoon.

Friendly Reminder 💪

#FaB Betsy, Let's go!!!!

Come back from vacation to a letter from the company president, we don't have the money for bonuses. I'm sure those tariffs in January will bankrupt us.

Only took 45 hours longer than quoted and the centering got me lol

#FABFoodosaka Sir, this is a Wendy's

#FABOsaka A couple of stations from Shinjuku, probably the best FaB shop in all of Tokyo. Singles galory, great sealed selection, fantastic staff, and daily events.

#FABOsaka #PocketPacks Back alley Archive packs coming in hot

#FABOsaka After navigating the maze that is Yokohama station i made my way, though alleyways where I had worries of being mugged. Up 3 flights of worn down stairs i found double doors leading to a shining white card shop and 350¥ archive packs. Worth the trip lol

I have no idea what I'm doing in Japan. I'm lost and confused, the only safe place is have the curry chain with the Gorilla. They got my back

#PocketPacks #FABOsaka Some Part the Mistveil before take off our of Toronto

#PocketPacks #FABOsaka First rip, Dynasty at PITT

Science SARU casually dropping the William Tell Overture