Why did Noah build his boat from wood and not metal? There were no arc welders back then. You may think that this is a simple statement of fact. But, no. It is actually a very clever, & funny, joke. Because the Arc in arc welders sounds like Ark. Another name for boat. Noah's Ark. See? £10 please.

Just watched, "Tangled up with Dylan: The Ballad of A J Weberman". Gosh, what a strange, obsessive person he is. Weberman, that is. And he shouted at his little dog which was just being friendly and excited to see him. Urgh, poor Bob Dylan; no wonder he tours so much.

Thank God they explained it.

Reposting this mainly so I can moan about the lower-case God and because the memorial bench is now installed, bosh! inews.co.uk/opinion/youn...

I know it's Caturday today but this is for an otter day. 😊 www.theguardian.com/world/video/...

@eamonngriffin.bsky.social Hi Eamonn, "Iolo's River Valleys" episode 4, features the Dee and I think Llangollen is shown. Haven't watched it yet but thought I'd tell you. It's on BBC1 and you can catch it on iPlayer. Could thoroughly recommend this lovely programme with Iolo, who's the perfect host.

Took the dog for a walk yesterday &, coming back, I needed a wee. We were in the park when a lovely woman started chatting; asked about Ria, gave her some treats & told us about walks, the area, buses we could take, etc. Halfway through, I started thinking, "That's plenty". copyright: Still Game. 1)

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@missymollymol.bsky.social Your plates for "a little bit of cheese" are featured in this article. And cats. Lots of cats! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

#cats aren't a mere obsession in Japan. Cats and cat related goods are a sizable chunk of the economy.

We had a storm last night, Bluesky.

How did like a real human with emotions get to this position? Could it happen again? Real humans like being in charge of stuff? I think it might be good.

I wrote about Louis Wain, Nick Cave, Look and Learn, Hells Angels and me: quantick.substack.com/p/in-search-...

Wearing peak music snob t-shirt today.

If they're into semaphores, that's a read flag

I mean, come on #TheNature

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Bit harsh for shoplifting

Beautiful Nova came in as a stray. She can be timid at times but she's been building bonds with the kennel staff and has started to come out of her shell – she's a playful, silly girl when she is comfortable with you! More info: shorturl.at/1GWo8 #adoptdontshop #northwales #northwestengland

Every time I visit my nice neighbour she has a new set of rescue kittens smaller than the last. Next time I go I'll have to take my magnifying glass.

Probably chose the wrong day to clear out the loft whilst wearing a bear costume.

It’s a bank holiday and maybe you’d like to read a book. There are lots to choose from, at least a hundred by now, but how about my sideways look at 80s pop history? All these people loved it! #IntoTheGroove

Pecan is a handsome tabby and white cat, who also has pink dye on his fur 🤷‍♂️ He came in after being found as a stray. He's very affectionate and loves to be stroked. Could you give Pecan a loving, forever home? ❤️ #adoptdontshop #rescuecats #northwales #northwestengland More: shorturl.at/IL6Ij

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Baby fox was having fun last night 🖤

The poemwriting is not goingwell today.

A happy 85th to the great man. I wrote about his transformation (and the docs that show it) here: inews.co.uk/culture/musi...

This week's blog post is a bit GBS-ey again. Sorry. It's where my head is at.

When temperatures rise across North Wales and the UK, it’s essential to make sure your furry friends stay cool, safe, and happy. Here’s how to protect dogs, cats, and rabbits in a heatwave. Read more: shorturl.at/fjrMy

Happy birthday big Bobby D, love you x

Thanks to @christhebarker.bsky.social for the refukked.lovable.app It's a work of art! ❤️

I presume you've got the app Juney? Every day I look there's at least another gone, but you're right, not yet today... refukked.lovable.app

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No more Reform councillors gone just yet? Ah well, the day is still young.

@sodslawyer.bsky.social Hiya mate! I'm going to put the lightweight quilt on the bed tonight. I know! After commenting you seemed to be a bit early. *Eats so much humble pie I feel sick* 😉 Hope you were more comfortable and slept well.

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🎶Round the Ole Oak Tree…🎶

We had jackfruit for the first time last night. Made a bolognaise sauce with it. Tasted quite pleasant but not sure I'd buy it again. #review

Oh, the end of Colbert. Lovely touch, near the end, although the VERY end is reminiscent of a certain British TV ending. youtu.be/zG0HFw0edXY?...

And it's a TWOFER! No reasons announced as yet, but 2 Thurrock councillors have resigned… refukked.lovable.app

We're up to 20 now with Kate Rowland now… refukked.lovable.app

Someone lazy would have done this in AI. This is so much better and funnier. Jesus, Shergar looking round the tree has ended me.

Josh Will'ecome?

WHERE DO I VOTE

Euston, we have a problem.

Taken my vest off, folks. #warm