June W
@rejunevate.bsky.social
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I see Aldi's own brand dog products are known as "Romeo" and for cats, "Juliet". If they don't make a treat called Monty Chew and litter called Cat Pellets, it will be a tragedy.
over 2 years ago
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Ian Martin
about 7 hours ago
Your poems are shit, and so are your stunts. You shout at hotels, you wife-beating cunts.
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𝕊till 𝔸ndy really
about 11 hours ago
I feel sorry for the poorly fitters at KwikFit Apparently you can’t get better….
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Four cats; Rolo, Barney, Sophie and Annie and Ria the sheepdog, enjoying the sunshine from inside on a cold day.
about 12 hours ago
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Tokyo Sexwhale
about 14 hours ago
Packing an order. Think I’m close to 80 subscribers now. I plan to get to 100!
www.infinitebacon.com/printclub
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christhebarker
1 day ago
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
This is an awesome T-shirt sexwhale
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Trevor Ship
1 day ago
Yesterday I bought 6 medium eggs Not one of them could give anything close to a vision of the future Rip off Britain strikes again!
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Brian Bilston
1 day ago
And here’s my 2026 festival list so far. 14 Feb: Stage4Beverley 12 Mar: Words on the Water, Keswick 28 Apr: Guernsey Lit Fest 30 Apr: Wrexham Carnival of Words 1 May: Tunbridge Wells Lit Fest 2 May: Dorchester-on-Thames Fest 9 May: Filey Lit Fest 3 Jun: Leek Arts Fest
brianbilston.com/events/
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Events
Here’s a page dedicated to forthcoming events where I’ll be out and about, reading poems, signing books and generally inflicting myself on an unsuspecting or unreceptive public: 2026 Fe…
https://brianbilston.com/events/
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Glennyrodge
2 days ago
Remember when Gary Lineker, who as far as I know pays tax in the UK, was told to stick to football?
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LF Lightning-Barugh
2 days ago
During a recording of Are You Being Served?, Nicholas Smith (Mr Rumbold) made a small mistake. Director Bob Spiers was displeased. He spoke to the floor manager on the talkback. "That was awful. Tell Nick he's a cunt." The FM paraphrased diplomatically. "Bob's asking us to do that again, Nick."
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Here's Ria from last night, toasting herself in front of the fire with Sophie, the little tabby cat, at her side. Sophie looks even tinier than usual next to Ria. ❤️
3 days ago
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It's a cold, wet day here and Ria's decided to stay indoors. Not even her favourite ball can tempt her outside. ❤️
3 days ago
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Big Green Books
4 days ago
MY BIG CLEAR OUT! Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author. You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P). Please share (and buy). UK only.
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@biggreenbooks.bsky.social
Hi Simon, I was enthralled by "Waiting for the Out" on BBC1 recently and would like to read the book it's based on. Could I order two copies, please? One for me and one for
#buyastrangerabookday
. It's called "The Life Inside" by Andy West. Many thanks. How's your Mum?
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Doug, Persisting
3 days ago
Oh what a COLOSSAL fucking SURPRISE
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Morgan McBeeney
6 days ago
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Well, "Waiting for the Out", I won't be forgetting you in a hurry.
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@visionsofjojo.bsky.social
🎶 It's JoJo's birthday; She's the bees' knees. They're putting up bunting and singing songs of joy and peace. And Jojo's got a river she could skate away on. 🎶 It's normally a sad song but today it's a happy one for a happy birthday girl! Best of wishes, Jo! xxx 🎂🦆🐈⬛
6 days ago
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Singing 🎶McSweeney🎶 to the theme tune of The Sweeney. I know it's no joking matter, by the way.
7 days ago
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Curling but it's a competition to see who's most adept at using heated rollers.
7 days ago
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Tokyo Sexwhale
8 days ago
Due to popular demand, my Blep and Floop cats are now on tees. I’m also producing hoodies for the first time, so please bear with me. Get yours with 15% OFF using VAL15 here:
www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts
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Seamus
9 days ago
Kagoole, a flask, walk over the field and over a sty heading for the next village... sorry, I'm rambling a bit.
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@caughtjester.bsky.social
Getting older? A piece of cake! And the nicest ones, your Gill will bake. The trouble is, they look so nice. I always wish I had a slice! Your puns bring smiles, your pictures, too. Hope this birthday's a special one for you. Very best wishes, Bruce! 🎂🎉🎈
10 days ago
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rodger nash
11 days ago
Mandelsoff.
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Iambic a Believer
#ShakespeareMonkees
12 days ago
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Nicky Denovan
12 days ago
All’s Well That Dolenz Well
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Andrew Male
12 days ago
Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow)
#shakespearemonkees
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Mark Osterloh
12 days ago
Last Quatrain To Clarksville
#ShakespeareMonkees
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We are such stuff as Daydream Believers are made on and our little life is ended by a Sleepy Jean
#ShakespeareMonkees
12 days ago
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@panny.bsky.social
Happy birthday, Lovely Pan. I wish, for you, it brings a nap, a bath, some other treats and a set of guitar strings. Have a day as nice as you are, Panny! xxx 😴🛁🎸🎂
13 days ago
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Justin Lewis
13 days ago
Could today be the day when I have my second number one book*? (*number one on the Music Kindle chart, that is)
#IntoTheGroove
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Chapped Roan, more like. She'll catch her death, going out like that.
13 days ago
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wren154
14 days ago
Mrs W (and me) are doing some walking in February to help raise money for Cats Protection. Any donation would be welcome, however small.
www.justgiving.com/page/lorrain...
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We’re taking on the Big Winter Roam 2026 for Cats Protection!
Help Lorraine W raise money to support Cats Protection
https://www.justgiving.com/page/lorrainew-feb26
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Jools (ᴱᵃʳᵗʰ ᴳⁱʳˡ)
14 days ago
Original 🎧
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True Love Will Find You in the End
YouTube video by Daniel Johnston - Topic
https://youtu.be/UUbEf67bbrA?si=Rub0UvMqxmQnJ6iD
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Gargarin
14 days ago
Meanwhile in Leeds
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@jimllmixit.bsky.social
How are things with you these days, Jim? I've been looking out for your posts but didn't like to mither.
14 days ago
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You can keep all your hard drugs; my winter addiction is swede mash.
14 days ago
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@dantebanks.bsky.social
Here's Muffin, who died in 2018 and is still very much missed. She has a look of your Mia, I think.
14 days ago
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Bruce Don 🇪🇺
14 days ago
#Caturday
#Saturday
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North Clwyd Animal Rescue (NCAR)
14 days ago
Tyga is an adorable boy who came into our care as a stray. He can be tricky with dogs but when he's in the company of humans, he is lovely and very cuddly. He's a lurcher at heart and loves to run around and play in our paddock. More:
shorturl.at/7FJtS
#rescuedogs
#northwales
#northwestengland
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Pale Blurs
14 days ago
Selling this lot if anyone wants anything. Bundles preferred for quick sale. UK buyers only please
@tfsalesposts.bsky.social
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LF Lightning-Barugh
14 days ago
Doing a double shift on
@noiseboxradio.com
today. Have just finished
#RollerSkatingJam
and will be back at 9pm with
#FFSLive
. In honour of the passing of Sir Terry Wogan 10 years ago today, the theme is songs recorded by people best known for something else. Also, anything to do with Wogan.
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Brian Bilston
15 days ago
Quick, boring update about my autumn tour: Oxford in October has now sold out. Bristol, Bury St Edmonds, Exeter, Colchester, Corsham, Helmsley, Deal and Stroud are being particularly perky. The full list of where I’ll be - and when is here:
brianbilston.com/events/
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Here’s a page dedicated to forthcoming events where I’ll be out and about, reading poems, signing books and generally inflicting myself on an unsuspecting or unreceptive public: 2026 Fe…
https://brianbilston.com/events/
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Lomelindi12
16 days ago
Farm shop cat
#CatsofBluesky
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The Guardian
16 days ago
‘Watching The Office recently, my heart just sank’ – Mackenzie Crook on comedy, cruelty and being TV royalty
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‘Watching The Office recently, my heart just sank’ – Mackenzie Crook on comedy, cruelty and being TV royalty
After a very hard landing into fame in the 00s, he decided to take a softer approach – and hit on a winning formula for classic comedy. The star talks about his fantastical new show Small Prophets, his obsession with middle-age and being ‘weird-looking’
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/jan/30/mackenzie-crook-on-comedy-cruelty-and-being-tv-royalty-snall-prophets-bbc?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1769765382
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Tokyo Sexwhale
16 days ago
I won’t ever put my PayPal details in a post. Please be careful of scamming bastards.
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He gave her a dressing down*. *Needed olive oil and seasoning but you get the idea.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
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Man accused of spraying apple cider vinegar at congresswoman Ilhan Omar faces charges – live
Justice department alleges Anthony Kazmierczak ‘forcibly assaulted’ Democrat with water-vinegar mixture
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/jan/29/alex-pretti-minneapolis-ice-tom-homan-democrats-republicans-donald-trump-us-politics-latest-news
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Sean D. Sollé
16 days ago
This is an absolutely brilliant idea! Scotland has just made it a legal requirement that all new-built houses include a "swift brick" - a £35 hollow brick that swifts can make a nest in. If you've got a sec, could you click the 38 Degrees petition to extend it to the whole of the UK? Thank you!
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Save our swifts: include swift bricks in every new house
I just signed the campaign calling to save our swifts, by calling for the UK Government to follow Scotland's lead and make it the law for all new houses to be built with "swift bricks" - safe places f...
https://38d.gs/sb_ps_ot
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Going to take the dog for a walk.
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