Biscoff spread but for Gifflar Cinammon Rolls

Friday x

Everything’s terrible, so let’s look at my sourdough doughnut filled with blackberries and cream

duck news: just found out that a collective noun for a group of ducks is a waddling

Keep it clean now!

A black bear eating apples in the road, their big, fat bum wobbled as they ambled way 😭 HUMP BACK WHALE 😻 Fruit bats, massive lads Badgers 🦡🦡🦡 Margo x

So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement. Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages. An online petition was started. And now... This.

I would move out the little darlings way tbh 🥹

I’m in a garden centre

Friday

My go to reply in December

Every time I see the photo of Damilola Taylor I just want to cry. Thank goodness for people trying to make things better ❤️

It was an honour to join the family and loved ones of Damilola Taylor today. Damilola’s parents, Gloria Taylor and Richard Taylor OBE, are sadly no longer with us. I know how proud they would be to see the positive impact their work is having and will continue to have for generations to come.

25 years ago, London lost a bright, caring 10-year-old boy to an act of senseless violence. The Damilola Taylor Trust continues to transform young lives for the better and has turned unimaginable heartbreak into an enduring legacy for young people across our city.

How do people cope with annoying family members? I’m probably very annoying to them HOWEVER, I find it really difficult not to wear my heart on my sleeve and my silly face gives everything away when they say stupid things 😭

I WANNA TAX YOU UP

It’s stunning, just art.

Schiaparelli’s 1937 evening coat represented true artistic collaboration. The illusory, surrealist motif was designed by artist Jean Cocteau, the embroidery was undertaken by Lesage and the garment was the vision of Schiaparelli herself #VandA #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

Rather nice tree root I saw today.

At last!! Can’t wait to put up the dino tree.

I've written a big piece for the Observer about the Big C. Would be lovely if you find time to read it sometime and feel free to share. observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

Badenoch: "HIKING TAXES TO PAY FOR WELFARE!" Er. Yes. You see, you take money from people who have money, and use it to pay for things for everyone and help people who have too little money. That's... the whole point?

Tax everyone with a neck tattoo Tax everyone who adds a bit of water to their toothpaste Tax everyone who uses a fork with a slice of cake Tax The Wealdstone Raider Tax the lad who zip tied himself to the Everton goal post Tax mince pies Tax real ale drinkers Tax Meatloaf, the dead cunt

You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)

Willow says NOPE to the cold.

Today she's Cat Jesus.

Whilst my furry daughter sleeps.

Frosty morning love 🤍

You’re all feeling very sexy this morning #bonk

Might stay in 🥶

I don’t like to waste paper, so this year, I’m going to wrap all the Christmas presents in pastry.

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social we know ❤️

Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars. And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you. Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!

My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting. Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.

Sounds like somebody doesn’t want to celebrate their birthday today 😭❤️

Yassssss ❤️

Won’t they think of the dentists 😿

everyone knows farage is racist but the problem is people who like him don’t care because they are too

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Anyway I’m clearing out the airing cupboard 😮‍💨

Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words

Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words

Sorry, I’m listening to the Beatles anthology 4

I’m sorry, I lied it’s the Yorkshire pudding one 😭

HURRAH!!!!

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Jimmy Cliff was almost 30 when he appeared as the misled kid Ivan in The Harder They Come. He'd been recording since the turn of the 60s at the birth of ska. Here's his (I think) 1st single which he recorded with Kong in 1960 www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCh_... RIP reggae's 1st international mega star

RIP Jimmy Cliff. Spent a lovely hour and a half dancing to him on a beautifully warm Saturday in Glastonbury Festival. A highlight of that festival

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