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100% proof caper
omg imagine being autistic *and* dutch
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Adam Sharp
15 days ago
Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you
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getting quite used to cake for brekkers
about 13 hours ago
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exciting dream where we had to kill Michael Fassbender because he stiffed me over an assassination contract the method of his murder my my elbow screwed into his ear until his skull collapsed under the pressure 🤷‍♂️
about 13 hours ago
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard
1 day ago
Reform are on C4 News and seem to have sent, in lieu of a spokesperson, a bottle of 19 Crimes wine
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o no
1 day ago
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what are these please? they were having a right old time of it
1 day ago
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Rick Burin
1 day ago
Not now, strange under-ice structures that made an unmanned submarine go silent after traveling underwater roughly ten miles towards the ice shelf’s center
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after a couple of weary drizzly days Galicia really turned on the charm and I got the pep back in my step
1 day ago
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what are these please? they were having a right old time of it
1 day ago
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juux
1 day ago
Andy Burnham, every day:
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monday
1 day ago
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if you see this post a tree
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2 days ago
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let’s just say I have joined the bear community
2 days ago
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Middlemarch bingo
3 days ago
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last hundy
3 days ago
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BANDITS!
4 days ago
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Shar A
4 days ago
Everything okay babe, you haven’t been given an award for Adolescence for five days now.
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it’s me and a group of young Americans in my dorm tonight
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Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme
ALT: Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme
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4 days ago
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forgot I saw a robin earlier
4 days ago
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ee I’ve had a right nice sandwich on right crusty pan
4 days ago
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YOU WOULDNT BURN A HAM
4 days ago
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see your girlfriend’s on the Camino
4 days ago
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esconced aren’t I
4 days ago
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RRRMMM
5 days ago
Based on the layout I think we're supposed to imagine this is a poem Based on the replies we're supposed to imagine this is also good advice It's neither
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trees are natures umbrellas (turns out)
5 days ago
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Duncan Jones
5 days ago
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Awkward Egg
5 days ago
Battling PM Crust Ahead
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WES TREATING YOU TO A NEW TRY MINISTER MORE LIKE
5 days ago
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a cold misty downbeat introspective quite relentlessly farty walk so far this morning
5 days ago
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were you ever even an English schoolboy if on seeing the European chocolate brand milka you don’t mime squeezing milk out of your giant imaginary boobs and going “milka milka”
6 days ago
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IN GALICIA
6 days ago
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Patrick Smith
6 days ago
This probably wasn't worth it
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SinisterBulb
6 days ago
I’m baffled as to who Streeting is supposed to appeal to. The Reform deserters won’t like him. And the voters that have defected to the Greens can’t stand him either. Does ANYONE like him? It does seem a bad position to start from.
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lean mean strollin machine
6 days ago
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Cowleyforniadreaming
6 days ago
Wes Streeting is a Tory. Pass it on.
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up the arse corner
6 days ago
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Patrick Smith
6 days ago
“Sure deck your limbs in navy suits; Yours are the limbs, my Streeting. You look divine as you advance – Have you seen yourself retreating?” ― (with apols to) Ogden Nash
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James
6 days ago
oh no please don't make the internet's sweetheart Wes Streeting sad
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I LIKE THE MOUNTAINS
6 days ago
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big climb into Galicia today currently sipping an americano at number 3
6 days ago
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Uncle Duke
7 days ago
I have to say, they really do go well with the second floor.
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ITS BREAD TIME LETS HAVE A BREAD
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7 days ago
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Rob Palk
7 days ago
Loving these jokes about turning up at Downing St with some cans and fried chicken, it's funny cos it references the erratic behaviour of an addict shortly before the suicide of his murderer friend
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what a day
7 days ago
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Jess Phillips mercenary cow
7 days ago
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STREETING OUT
7 days ago
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OTE PABOUR
7 days ago
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il fucking pleut loads and the bolsa is heavy on the old shoulders the day entonces:
7 days ago
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Peter Mitchell
7 days ago
you have to admit that this is very, very funny
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