Awkward Egg
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Frogs are sad on the first day of the month because it's when all their direct ribbits go out.
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He retired to Goring-by-Sea
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SPICY TOMATO WOTSITS
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about 19 hours ago
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2 days ago
The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...
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Alexander Fox
about 20 hours ago
Goudafellas
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Pete Fraser
about 20 hours ago
The Travelling Whaleburys
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Next door have got scaffolders round, so the whole street now sounds like a prison yard.
6 days ago
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Skeet meat
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8 days ago
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Jonn Elledge
8 days ago
I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.
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gerrarrdus
8 days ago
Well done to the Telegraph for making this look like a bad news story.
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Dishwasher tablets with nondissolvable wrapping are worse than Donald Trump.
9 days ago
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Heard a rap "artist" on radio 6 rhyme "can't pay the rent" with "Stoke on Trent".
9 days ago
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A homeless person has moved into a disused garage on our street. I was expecting the elderly neighbours to be up in arms, but instead they are taking him dinner and urging others not to get the police involved š
10 days ago
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derek guy
11 days ago
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
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We weren't allowed to do poos in the downstairs toilet.
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11 days ago
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Could she BE any more in prison?
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13 days ago
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Ketamine Queen suggests the existence of King Charlie.
14 days ago
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Not sure how but my dog photobombed that Earthset photo.
14 days ago
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I have opened my strait of hormuz and allowed some important cargo to pass through: four brown chipolatas. Unfortunately they sank :(
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Ciara | CiaraĆoch šØ
16 days ago
Would be nice if the people running Bluesky remembered that we're not here because this site is good, we're here because the other one is bad. At some point they probably should develop at least one other selling point.
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No they couldn't.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Saunas could become the new pub of socialising, says user
Wales' picturesque landscape lends itself to sauna use, in a similar way to Finland, a business owner said.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c625jp08zl1o
16 days ago
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16 days ago
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"Spicy Tomato Wotsits"
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17 days ago
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Pete
17 days ago
Let's combine Watership Down and the Wicker Man. You know, for kids
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Star Trek Minus Context
17 days ago
He is risen
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Me resisting the urge to say again that in the UK it's more likely to snow at Easter than at Christmas.
17 days ago
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Made chicken and rice that accidentally smelled and tasted exactly like pickled onion Monster Munch: Dark soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, chilli powder, sage. Might bottle it and go on Dragons' Den.
20 days ago
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Watching Artemis burn 700,000 gallons of fuel just after separating the paper and glass in my recycling.
21 days ago
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Janel Comeau š
22 days ago
seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store
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Barbarossaā”ļø
21 days ago
Just filled up the car with petrol. Thatās my April fuel.
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Yakhunt
21 days ago
Dreadful, go and stand in the corner
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Frogs are sad on the first day of the month because it's when all their direct ribbits go out.
21 days ago
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Andrej
21 days ago
Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme
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I just doubled the value of my car by filling it up with petrol.
21 days ago
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Scott Mills has been sacked for not being as good as Steve Wright In The Afternoon.
23 days ago
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Will Kerslake
24 days ago
A new contender for best headline
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Guardian Australia
23 days ago
āSucculent Chinese mealā speech added to Australiaās National Film and Sound Archive
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āSucculent Chinese mealā speech added to Australiaās National Film and Sound Archive
Jack Karlsonās rallying cry of ādemocracy manifestā added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldnāt have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australiaās National Film and Sound Archive. Karlsonās declaration ā āGentlemen, this is democracy manifest! ⦠What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?ā ā is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSAās Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higginsā 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/31/democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-speech-australia-national-film-sound-archive?CMP=aus_bsky
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24 days ago
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It was a Kat burglar
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25 days ago
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Carl Quintanilla
26 days ago
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If Interstellar was set in the UK.
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25 days ago
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My laundry chair is judging all of you.
25 days ago
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Lovely stuff
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Goring-by-Sea benefit cheat Catherine Wieland caught ziplining in Mexico
Catherine Wieland received more than £23,000 in benefits, saying she was too ill to go outside.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4vmw27x13o
26 days ago
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Who up tuna sliding?
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27 days ago
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HawaiiWorms
28 days ago
It's bin day! Remember: Black for plastics Green for food Blue for paper Purple for men Orange for disused pubes Gold for creepy dolls Navy for that weird dry thing you found down the back of the sofa & you don't know if itās a chip or a finger Red for Paris Hiltonās 2006 Single, Stars Are Blind
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Someone in the park has a dog called Barry.
about 1 month ago
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Rhodri Marsden
about 1 month ago
I have to say, having just read this fact, that I didnāt know that Radovan KaradžiÄ was serving his life sentence for genocide on the Isle Of Wight
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The highlight of my Blackpool album
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about 1 month ago
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I've seen so many stories in the past couple of years about charity fundraisers pocketing the cash that I assume every GoFundMe etc reposted on here is a grift.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Where did Teesside fridge-carrying fundraiser's donations go?
Teesside charity's ex-staff question where donations were spent but its founder denies wrongdoing.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglgnx26kwgo?app-referrer=search
about 1 month ago
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Even people who like The Last Leg will struggle with this.
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