Hugh Keogh
@hughkeogh.bsky.social
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Honest squalor
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I have a 30 minute slot to collect the turkey, fuck this up & we're eating something the size of a sparrow or an extinct megafuana
2 days ago
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Oh blimey look at that
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2 days ago
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"I've written a book - The Seven Pillahs Of Wisdom" "No Tom" "Alright, a podcast Sugar & Dosh & All Things Bosh" "No" "Eat Yourself Skinner: The Lunch For Breakfast Plan" "Fuck off"
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There is a significant element in the English cricket establishment (ex-players, journalists, commentators) who are delighted to be putting the boot into the McCullum/Stokes era. Bazball success was anathema to them, "why won't they listen to me?" & now it's revenge.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is a Christmas film
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Narrow boating, a gentle past-time with no dramas. Until the canal explodes, all the water runs away and it's Let's Off Road
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Can we retrospectively make Chase DeMoor BBC Sports Personality Of The Year?
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5 days ago
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Cutthroat Island on Film 4 & there is nothing wrong with this, Davis magic as always. Yes it cost a bomb but every thing does & at least this is proper fun.
5 days ago
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Another great day following the Ashes
8 days ago
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It is the season of miracles after all
9 days ago
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OK if preceded by "There is..."
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10 days ago
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"This is an early van Klomp... When he was taller, he signed his paintings further up."
10 days ago
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Not satisfied with filling our eyes & ears with magic over the years, these two have written a book of short stories without peer. Buying several copies each would seem the best approach.
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11 days ago
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Ali Panting
14 days ago
If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞
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Alasdair Beckett-King
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
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Office Party +1: I think beer might be bad for you
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14 days ago
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Our Snowpiercer
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15 days ago
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Office party today
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"What is the meaning of
#SynchronisedCuppa
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#SuperGiantRobotTuesday
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15 days ago
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She died in 1935, it would take forever to explain ANYTHING "My favourite television programme..." "What's television?" "...is Allo Allo, which is a comedy set during the second World War..." "The fucking WHAT?"
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16 days ago
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Do you like tea? Do you like tanks? Assuming you said yes twice you need a tank pot. Maximum ♥️ for the Tank Museum
16 days ago
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Having a bath before dinner
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Stone Age dad moaning that we don't need the heating on yet
16 days ago
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"Can we have some music please?" "I'll put Magic 70s on" "Brilliant! The 1270s?"
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16 days ago
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@deathofbuckley.bsky.social
It's Official!
metro.co.uk/2025/12/09/l...
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'Lightning bum' is the shock symptom striking Brits several times a month
Unfortunately this lightning strikes twice.
https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/09/lightning-bum-shock-symptom-striking-brits-several-times-a-month-25278494/
17 days ago
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Every now & then this country loses its fucking minds e.g. Diana, Britpop, Avatar, Avatar 2, banging saucepans with spoons for the NHS, flags, & it is all a bit embarrassing afterwards but we're not going to stop are we?
18 days ago
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I reckon the obesity tsar might be heading in the same direction as Nicholas II if they really want to try this
18 days ago
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Well done Norris, a shining example of how you can achieve your dreams through hard work, determination & a dad worth £200 million who can provide private tutors so you can play with your go karts p.s. please pay some tax
18 days ago
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At some point - I suppose around 20 years ago - I ejected a VHS tape for the last time. I didn't realise it at the time but that was that for good old VHS.
19 days ago
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England's ashes strategy seems to be: lose in as few days as possible thus defunding Cricket Australia which will eventually have a negative impact on their playing strength.
20 days ago
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Oh very well done
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20 days ago
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Rio bellowing 'BALLON D'OR' into Trump's face until a secret service sniper takes him out
21 days ago
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It is cheaper to buy 3 bottles of Fullers ESB in Waitrose than to buy 2
21 days ago
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I think that's quite enough of that thank you and now it's time for cans
21 days ago
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Biscuits Wrapped
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The shower caddy I triumphantly fitted 2 months ago & which has heroically kept the cubicle floor free from shampoo etc has decided to plummet & now I understand the gravity always wins song.
23 days ago
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Well that's that for humanity, we had a good innings
24 days ago
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Stir halfway through AND leave it to stand for a minute?
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"Mr Gullis...is currently the mayor of Kidsgrove." OH MY GOD REFORM HAVE TAKEN KIDSGROVE
25 days ago
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The temporary traffic lights on my road have seized up, permanent red all round, continuous beeping & rage
25 days ago
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Planning to use the 'Report Phishing' button for every attempt to engage me electronically between now and Christmas eve.
26 days ago
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This makes me irrationally angry. Yes, Daddy Pig partially knocked down their house while trying to put up a picture but who hasn't? Fucks sake Gandy give the big guy a break
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Sky showing an item about a footballer trying to help other players with problematic gambling. Every fucking Sky football programme today will be funded by gambling adverts. They don't give a shit
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Time we were having a lovely beer and all that jazz
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28 days ago
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'Am I doing Black Friday?'
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Coming up on Love It Or List It, Kirsty will drive a JCB through Jocasta & Monty's new kitchen while Phil writes 'paedo' on the garage door
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