Hugh Keogh
@hughkeogh.bsky.social
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Honest squalor
"Pump action, my arse."
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Pump-action soap dispensers are a disgrace – and I won’t put up with them any longer | Adrian Chiles
Enough is enough, writes Adrian Chiles. Either give us a simple squeezy bottle that actually works or bring back the tried-and-tested solid bars
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/10/pump-action-soap-dispensers-disgrace
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I bought my son some super-effective noise cancelling headphones at the weekend and fuck me it is like living with Madame Edith's mother
about 12 hours ago
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Maybe Dr Who can become an Avenger now? If he's not busy?
about 13 hours ago
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I hope Joe Root celebrates his return to the England captaincy by going out and getting absoluted cunted
about 13 hours ago
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1 day ago
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Here we go, fucking jackpot, it's only a partially misassembled Bourbon. These are like that stamp with the thing printed upside down, worth a mint. Ate it now mind.
1 day ago
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Can England's cricketers please stop feeding the bullshit narrative that the Ashes defeat was caused by beer?
1 day ago
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🎵BBC, teaching through technology, English, maths and history, Mandarin and geography. But it's nothing without me, Lockdown schooling set me free, Click the link and feast your eyes, 'Cause I'm Mr. Bitesize🎵
2 days ago
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Lovely Dean and lovely Torvill, Fly on ice unlike that Orville. Medal winning with Boleros, Smooth and icy like Soleros. Your outfit was a dream in purple. Fucking, fucking, fucking purple.
3 days ago
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For one of the most expensive places on Earth Monte Carlo has some stupendously ugly buildings
3 days ago
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At least England got a goal against New Zealand. Or possibly a wicket? Sad to see the whole starting XI got deported though
#EngNZ
4 days ago
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I accidentally tapped the Duolingo app and It Has Begun Again
4 days ago
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The Stainless Steel Rat
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5 days ago
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This is the absolute story today (thread)...
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6 days ago
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"Shall we have clowns at the festival?" "Some children are scared of clowns, can we make sure it's not scary?" "Say no more"
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6 days ago
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TMS commentators are all 'ooh he's left three deliveries what's going on' well maybe you twats slagging any form of positive batting for the entire winter is going on
#EnglandNZ
7 days ago
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This is huge for south London
@deserterblog.bsky.social
like a royal warrant but not shit
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7 days ago
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Looking through paperwork following my mum's funeral & today I have found out my grandparents' names! Why these never cropped up before I don't know, maybe referring to elders by name was frowned upon? Not exactly filling an episode of Who Do You Think You Are but it's a start.
8 days ago
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Nigel Auchterlounie
8 months ago
"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
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British journalists using the word sophomore when referring the second thing someone has done, when we have never used in an educational context, and the word 'second' is right there.
10 days ago
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I am quite enjoying The Boroughs except for the pronunciation of Boroughs which I think is going to be a problem
10 days ago
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Please be the largest beard of bees
15 days ago
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The thing with a hot tub puncture is, all the tips for finding & fixing it rely on the user not being stupid enough to put 900 litres of water into it beforehand.
16 days ago
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If the security services are monitoring my Robert Dyas purchase history - and they should - they will be assembling a profile of an enthusiastic but inept kidnapper
16 days ago
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The hot tub has a slow puncture. It is still usable but I feel beleagured floating in a sea of dead flies as my empire of wind slowly collapses
16 days ago
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This film is ace
24 days ago
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Southampton fans going wild after reaching the Championship playoff final
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🎵The Hantabus is coming, And everybody's running, Canaries to the Wirral, Can catch it from a squirrel🎵
about 1 month ago
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"oh you're home early"
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about 1 month ago
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Feet shoulder-width apart, bending at the knees & hips, maintaining a straight, neutral spine, & avoiding twisting: Egg Lord has sound lifting technique.
about 1 month ago
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Yodel getting a parcel from Troy to Ithaca
about 1 month ago
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Ryanair man saying people should lay off the booze before getting on one of his aeroplanes should maybe ponder why the prospect of a sober Ryanair experience is unappealing.
about 1 month ago
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Tom Morello appears in Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Amongst Thieves. New fact learned.
about 1 month ago
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Nuns on film: Evil: The Nun The Nun 2 Anything involving Irish unmarried mothers Blues Brothers Nice: Nuns On The Run (not real nuns) Cannonball Run 2 (not real nuns) Sister Act (not 100% real nuns) Neutral: Sound Of Music Conclusion: if you are in a film with a real nun they are probably evil
about 1 month ago
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In hospital today there was a machine whose beep was exactly like the Marines' proximity detector in Aliens. Unsettling.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Dad of the year at Blackheath Standard crossing 3 busy roads with his Baby Bjorn & pushchair without taking his eyes off his phone once
about 1 month ago
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Shame they deleted the episode of The Good Life where Barbara lures Jerry round with the promise of some action then Tom burns him in a wicker man to prevent Geraldine the goat from running off.
about 1 month ago
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Happy May Day
about 1 month ago
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Two geniuses on the train today discussing how 'they' ripped us off switching from 'proper' money to decimal currency. 240 >100 QED apparently.
about 1 month ago
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Happy Grand Sabbat to all who celebrate.
#G.O.A.T
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about 1 month ago
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The 2 CL semis
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about 1 month ago
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South East London people talking to the rest of London when there's a tube strike
about 2 months ago
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Carry On Camping sequel happening in Cumbria
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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‘No nudists please’: Warning to festivalgoers after mix-up over naturalist event
‘If people arrive in a state of undress, we’ll ask them to put on some clothes and to find out more about wildlife,’ organisers said
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/naturalist-naturist-nudist-cumbria-nature-festival-b2962620.html
about 2 months ago
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World's hardest game of Guess Who
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Mass trial for 486 alleged MS-13 gang members begins in El Salvador
The group are collectively accused of committing more than 47,000 crimes, including murder.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20ql985gryo
about 2 months ago
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"A complete set of cunts" is how you would advertise it on eBay
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about 2 months ago
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All kitchen gadgets must answer 2 questions: 1. How hard are you to clean? 2. How much space do you occupy when not in use? I got a 1 person filter coffee machine for £5 from a charity shop the other day & it breezes through both questions. God-tier gadget.
about 2 months ago
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