Hang on have we been living through an Acme origin story?

This quote is equally applicable to Mr Blobby.

A fire engine hurries through Blackheath. Wtf can be dry enough to catch fire?

Today I learned from the radio about the Carnian Pluvial Episode, which happened ~230 million years ago, and which resulted in non-stop rain for TWO MILLION YEARS

Now this is an interesting choice #SmallProphets

Covering his ears every time they mention Bad Bunny on the radio in case he thinks they're talking about him.

This is the sort of story that's on the background at the start of an apocalyptic wolf invasion film. www.latimes.com/environment/...

Small Prophets, the new series from Mackenzie Crook, co-starring Pearce Quigley and Michael Palin, starts tonight at 10pm on BBC Two. It's the @radiotimes.bsky.social Pick of the Day.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Listening to London Belongs To Me by St Etienne & summer feels a few degrees closer

Beautiful magic, @nickharkaway.com, I wanted it to never end.

They have solo ice dancing & pairs but not more than pairs, why is this, can we not have 16 person mixed ice skeddadling?

Didn't look great to begin with tbh

Ice skaters: set off two fireworks at the end of your routine for a spectacular finish as you spin round like a Catherine wheel

Winter Olympics Big Air commentator wanted: must know their 360 times table

I am at my most Niles when drying a café seat with a hanky

Jeepers what an innings from the Indian opener in the U19s final

1. Lovely moist cake 2. Saying 'chinny reck-on' 3. ITV3 going mad for Carry On films on a bank holiday weekend

Some pigs are about to get their house fucked up for stealing all the eggs

Podcasters with a video feed have realised we fast forward through the adverts they read at the start if they wear different clothes from the episode so they've started wearing the same clothes. Smart.

Mr Boggs we are on the same page

Unimprovable shirt & tie from Hawtrey there

It's Friday it's 5 o'clock it's Crackerjack, it's NOT Crackerjack, it's payday and now #cans.

You had one job guys www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...

‘Watching The Office recently, my heart just sank’ – Mackenzie Crook on comedy, cruelty and being TV royalty

I am now destined to watch The Toxic Avenger: Unrated every night for the rest of my life as it is always on Sky Premiere & it fucking rules. Apropos of nothing one of my college flatmates' called his car the Toxic Avenger due to an exhaust problem. And it was a Vauxhall Avenger.

Twas the night before pay day, And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Because I couldn't afford a stirrer

He then made a 'Vroooommmm' noise

I would like to watch a documentary about the one person who bought a ticket for the premiere of Melania www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"João Havelange was dead, to begin with"

[Attenborough voiceover] "...but having deserted the sinking ship, the rats find themselves on a much smaller vessel, and with resources at a premium it is only a matter of time before they turn on each other, and to cannibalism"

Farage, finding out that Chris Grayling is interested in joining Reform

Kemi Badenoch, having run out of defectors

I love Bowie but this is painfully accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why am I only watching Toxic Avenger Unrated now? He just fed this bloke his own beard

I've descaled the kettle, now it's 50% smaller

'I've bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry'

Write "No-one here by that name" on the envelope & put it back in the post m8

"No...no...no...FUCK NO...no...no..."

Iceland is all about saving money ffs Don, check this out

DEPLOY VICTORIA BECKHAM

Great couple of boards from Pointless where the answer to nearly all the missing sections of the words should be ‘WANK’

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Well it turns out I can speak Norwegian www.dn.no/politikk/tid...

In what multiverse nightmare is the takeaway closed on a Friday?

It is now the second half of January and it's Friday and it's over to Big Joe with a summary of the news