sometimes a girl just needs a bowl of pasta with butter and cheese

let it be known that I love julian clary x

imagine falling in love with someone and then they suggest going to dubai on holiday

accidentally switching my reform supporting dad’s tv from gbnews to al jazeera oopsiehehehehe

Got my tetanus shot updated so it's safe to step on all my favorite rusty nails again

one thing I do not miss about working in marketing is management expecting you to be personally excited by campaigns about black friday and cyber monday like this makes no difference to my life sarah I do not belong here I should be in a forest collecting herbs and cursing people like you

You there boy! What discourse is it?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 22% full.

Jeremy Corbyn Presents: The Jeremy Corbyn People’s Party (starring Jeremy Corbyn). Promoted on behalf of Jeremy Corbyn.

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

from the witches are coming by lindy west ❤️

I am so obsessed at just how bad Your Party is. It’s hilariously bad. A comedy of errors.

Manly Mann United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

had the chicken bones in the slow cooker for 18 hours with seasoning and vegetables and the stock tastes amazing omg

Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society: Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.

years ago when watching lord of the rings with my ex and his family his mum points at orlando bloom and goes “is that legoland” LEGOLAND GUYS

Big Dick California, Death Index, 1905-1939

one thing that always surprises me is that if you grew up with one of those friends that completely disappeared when they got a boyfriend and then popped back up to be your mate once they were single again, they will always be like that even when you’re older

Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.

just had a wonderful cheese and pickle sandwich on his majesty’s white bread

Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.

don’t know how you can possibly argue that jeremy corbyn isn’t transphobic when the main allies in his new party are unabashed transphobes like

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

Just seen a reel of an American eating a Chocolate Orange by just…..biting into it. Like an apple. I need a lie down.

And did absolutely nothing to stop them.

Was rather taken by this little mobility scooter-convertible 😏

So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement. Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages. An online petition was started. And now... This.

Is there a thinkpiece I can read on the “racist austerity terf bob hairstyle”

Sometimes I just like to think about how absolutely smoking hot young Michael Palin was

What a great headline

May I take this opportunity to resurrect one of my favorite tweets of all time, please

In my day, we didn't have fancy sex gadgets like fleshlights. If we were horny, we had to fuck the Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.

if you even come close to being a billionaire you should be hit with such an eyewatering amount of tax that it makes your arsehole clench. or you get to £999,999,999 and get a trophy and anything over that? tax

And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.

This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂

not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations

If a British person responds to your opinion with a jaunty 'Fair enough!' then the conversation is over and they think you're a prick.

How much money must you have earned to have paid “millions” in taxes? Follow up question, how have you earned enough to pay millions in taxes, but somehow a few grand extra has ruined your retirement plans?

and lo jesus said “fuck em”

The piss tank on the ISS is now 23% full.

hiya

Singing Deck the halls to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme

Had an ultrasound on my knee this morning and I asked the Sonographer if he could tell me whether it's a boy or girl and he pretended to be deaf x

(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t

Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance

box of cereal is like a quid more than it was six months ago but at least now disabled people can't put their own money towards a car that's nicer than the government thinks they deserve

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts