When you get a dm on Instagram from @threesteakspam.bsky.social and you’re excited about what she’s sent you. And then you see what she’s sent you.

I’m glad pickles float if I had to reach all the way to the bottom of the jar to grab a pickle I would probably just not

That's right, John. No one has noticed yet that Labour prefer the fash winning to the left winning

good afternoon I hope this email fingers you

Indigo-capped Hummingbird at El Retorno de los Colibris, Anaime, Tolima #Colombia #birds #hummingbirds #nature

ironically a sniper’s dream

The Telegraph’s political editor is saying, more subtly, what others are saying brutally.

Joseph of Nazareth:

be careful out there guys I left two tickets to melania’s film in my car and someone broke in and left two more

The first electricity that comes through after a power cut is bad and you shouldn't use it

#ForestFriday #Scape #Photography #EastCoastKin

it's a shame i never met the queen, she'd have loved that but sadly she was taken too soon

Ashi Studio Spring Couture 2026 #fashionsky

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

do you think jet2 have had a crisis meeting about the memes

British people love to say things like “slag off, nob arse!”

many such cases

Don't let me catch you hating on Chuck Schumer on here. The man has been in office since 1980. I *think* he knows a little something about politics. Do not ask me what's happened to politics since 1980 please

does anyone want a cup of tea

🌺 hibiscus 🌺 August 26th 2024

"There is no redeeming value in harshness." завршен цитат. :)

Not sure what's more disconcerting, someone offhandedly using the phrase 'about the size of a buttplug' as a unit of measurement, or the fact they expected me to understand it.

a guy on antiques road trip just picked up a vase and said “is it ming or is it minging?”

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Everything reminds me of him...

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

I think it should be a matter of collective civil duty to loudly scold anyone wearing Meta glasses.

time is a funny old thing isn’t it? imagine if it came out now that a widely celebrated male actor attacked a sex worker so violently they got brain damage and ruptured another’s breast implants (because that’s what jack nicholson did)

like if you agree

I am a serious, thoughtful person, with a profound interest in the geopolitical…ooh Brooklyn Beckham’s kicked off.

the pretty ladies kissing ed morrish on the lips boom could falter without more pretty ladies taking up kissing ed morrish on the lips, ed morrish warns

Woman with large mole-like hands wanted for romance and long-term digging projects

Watching British and Americans lob weak insults at each other is probably the most tedious thing on Bluesky

OASIS: today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you EVERY DOG: [going fucking nuts]

Couldnt keep up with the repayments on my student loan and they've repossessed my student :/

these temperatures are actually normal for this time of year. people here are used to it. it's not strange for someone to go outside in a t-shirt when it's thirty below to check the mail. so I could do with less of your judgement and with more of your help getting my penis unfrozen from the sidewalk

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

Punishing your partner is a grim thing to do. Punishing them *during sex* is extra repulsive. Everything about this is fucking horrible, what a cunt.

not watching it don’t care about anything he says hope he falls out of a hot air balloon and lands anus first on a church spire x

unfortunately the glasses have done nothing to deter me and I would still have a right old go on macron

What the hell are we doing

"Look, I get it, he's mental but what the fuck do you want me to do?" - Labour +45%

chewsdy innit… lets get this quid

your lesbian aunt posing with one of the founders of Studio Ghibli at Comic Con

for the love of all that is holy can starmer not be politically impotent for five minutes

what are you having for tea then

After a century of what now?

anyway good luck to the government when they try to get anyone to fight for britain in ww3. the dulce et decorum est pro patria mori propaganda isn’t going to work on our generation of lazy shits I can tell you that. fuck off, we’re watching bargain hunt x