*Crockett's theme plays in the background.

"Remember. The act of making is more important than what you make" July 2026

8 viewings this morning. Hubby already text to call one couple a pair of cheeky cunts. Glad I'm not there. Me and the dogs have relocated for the morning. Happy Saturday

Britain's favourite sport. Pearl clutching.

These viewers have been here 20 mins. It's a big house but it's not Windsor castle. It's a Friday night, so fucking off I want me dinner...

Widdecombe dead- police looking for white Male #Reform party pissed off

Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.

House is on the market. Went love yesterday. Bit sad tbh, but it's the right decision.

Had a great day out with @andrewsgray.bsky.social last week. Was great to get out again #sharemondays2026

Could be worse I suppose... Happy Monday. x

Got invited to a dad group yesterday, every Saturday morning at our local children's hub. A chance to chat about the pressures of parenting and football she said with a smile and a little joyful shuffle. Worst. Fucking. Nightmare.

Show your age by using Barbara Woodhouse as a cultural reference.

I need to return to my first love- British comedy cards. Here’s some that are currently on sale at www.etsy.com/shop/8bitnorthxstitch The Young Ones, dinnerladies, Garth Marenghi, Alma’s Not Normal, Ghosts and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

I'm old enough that Color me bad's "I Want to Sex You Up" was my manosphere.

Been 7 years at this address. Bought as a wreck and we've made a home. Everything holds memories. But time and priorities shift and decisions have been made. The grand ol'dame goes on sale next week.

Ishiuchi Miyako. Japan. “I never intended to continue photography, but somehow more and more things have appeared in front of me, asking to be photographed. That’s how I have reached today—it has been a natural flow.”

250 years old and all you get is trump doing his Jerk Off dance to a gay anthem. Whoever said The USA has no culture was right.

#10minutesfromhome #AOFoto #WindowsOnWednesday Nets

Need to stop calling the contestants on Come Dine with Me, Cunts. Worried it may be the boy's first word. The joys of having a coffi as a your dad I suppose.

yonder #AlphabetChallenge #WeekYforYonder #ClassicMono #Photography #StreetPhotography #BlackAndWhitePhotography #ECK #Lumix

Remember it could worse, you could be a crackhead.

"White lines" is such an inappropriate lullaby but he loves it, what's a man to do.

When they start to show you their little personality. Yeah, that. Happy Thursday x

Happy wednesday x

twelve #Photography #ECK #Details #ImageAtTwelve #ClassicMono #BlackAndWhitePhotography #ADeeperWayOfSeeing #Lumix

I first heard this on the dancefloor in Cream. Still SLAPS!

Macro still life experimentations

Didn't see Backrooms. Nobody fancied paying 29 quid to fall asleep in a dark warm room when I can do that at home for free.

New show now available – this month's *Sound Waves* is here 📻 www.mixcloud.com/vpraudioclub... The usual eclectic mix of the old and the brand new, recent discoveries, forgotten gems.

hi everyone, I'm starting something new #FridayPortfolio to share photography websites i love. ​first up is the brilliant Damian Ward. @damianward.bsky.social his moody, atmospheric landscapes are beautiful. take a look here www.damianwardphotography.co.uk

Off out for a bao bun tea and to see Backrooms at FACT tonight. BF is babysitting. Fuck to the yes!

I feel cheated as a 51 year old gay man who never went through a twink phase.

Big Stink (unreleased) #lofi #averagewhiteguy #originalsong

I like to go to bed at about 7:30 to listen to horror podcasts and look at 80s and 90s fashion photography. It's definitely in my top 3 things of being a new dad, I'll tell you.

'A group of spectators gathered for an illegal race. Los Angeles, California' Allan Grant, 1957.

It's my birthday tomorrow, 51st turn around the sun, and it's a friends birthday on Wednesday. Making a 4 course Mediterranean inspired meal for us this evening. 2 courses in.

Save £1 when you spend £10 on my etsy shop using the promo code ILOVEBOREDMAUD 🥰 boredmaud.etsy.com?coupon=ILOVE...

#10minutesfromhome #AOFoto #WheelieBinWedneday (well the top of one) Balaclava clad pigeon at Back Piccadilly Manchester

Any polymer clay artists follow me? Do you ever use it, @boredmaud.bsky.social ?

Genuinely don't know where people get the energy from to be angry all the time.

We sang Neil Young's Harvest Moon while the terrier drank the foam of my cappuccino. Happy wednesday x

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

Not a menhir, but the terminal stone of the triple stone row at Challacombe Down #Dartmoor, rising like a shark’s fin from the ground #StandingStoneSunday

The boy has been practicing his smiles today. Makes being up since 3.30 am worth it.

Why do children have to pay to use public transport in the first place? Make it free all the time. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Like butter wouldn't melt. Twat, that was some lovely cheese and bread.

Things I'd rather not know about. Kate Moss's musical side hustles