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Matt Owen
6 days ago
Idea for World Cup opening ceremony: Donald Trump very, very slowly dribbles the ball towards the goal, as Harald Schumacher thunders towards him.
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Balderdash
9 days ago
John Spencer v Kirk Stevens. Last 16, Crucible Theatre, Sheffield 1980.
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
16 days ago
*Sean Connery voice
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That explains the dubious stains in the foyer
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19 days ago
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Christopher Pittard
19 days ago
There should also be a 2026 edit of *A View to a Kill* where James Bond finds out about the plot to destroy Silicon Valley, thinks for a moment, and then wanders off, hands in pockets, whistling.
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Felicity Hannah
21 days ago
A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”
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Did somebody say bev regino?
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22 days ago
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"Tom, you should be really careful how you say the word BOSH"
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Chris Webb
26 days ago
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You can tell tonight's Michael McIntyre show is a repeat with the words, "Who doesn't love this man?.....GINO D'ACAMPO!"
27 days ago
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
27 days ago
Hot Chocolate first draft was way off
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ExecutiveOtaku
28 days ago
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John Ix
28 days ago
Supergrass lead singer
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amy brown
11 months ago
over on nextdoor a guy named darryl has told me i'm a bad mother because i taught my three year old to "body shame" cybertrucks
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John Rain🥇
29 days ago
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See yer da finally went on that holiday of a lifetime
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29 days ago
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
29 days ago
“And while we’re at it, Ted Cruz is definitely not the Zodiac Killer.”
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Chris Orton
29 days ago
“Just read another story about me being locked in attick, completely false.”
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"I mean, I'm not on the child protection register......YET!"
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If you see this drop a hero with a sword
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29 days ago
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Ben Paddon
about 1 month ago
Legitimately, give me a period-piece sequel to this. Give me the fallout of Superman's secret identity being outed as part of the Watergate scandal. I am ITCHING to read this story.
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Bethany Black
4 months ago
If only someone was desperate to impress Jodie Foster right now
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#ArtemisII
about 1 month ago
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I saw *cough* Coldplay supporting Muse at the Glasgow Garage *even bigger cough* 26 years ago. Also saw Oasis in a tent at T in the Park in 1994. Think shakermaker had just came out. That was brilliant to be fair.
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Gilles
about 1 month ago
Yer ma after a glass of Pinot
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Simon Pegg
about 1 month ago
I have never seen an albino fry-up like this in the wild before.
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Fourfoot
about 1 month ago
Showing me showing you
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Brian ☀️🌏🌘
about 1 month ago
Artemis ii
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Gavin Blair
about 1 month ago
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Andraste Sideyr
3 months ago
forgot the most important of the genre
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Jessica Luther
about 1 month ago
From Aaron's dad in Daytona Beach
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"Some absolute cunt has put a fucking tesla up here"
about 1 month ago
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These astronauts will travel around the moon for 10 days and are set to travel the farthest humans have ever gone, with the exception of the time humans went to the toilet in Wetherspoons.
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about 1 month ago
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Dave Levitan
about 1 month ago
LOOK AT THIS
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Chris Orton
about 1 month ago
“I was just trying to make a new cancer treatment, honestly…”
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Babybel Bandit
about 1 month ago
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @
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before they could do anything with it
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Moose Allain
about 1 year ago
“I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"
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"....and another time, when he was at Turnberry he went round in 35........and there was also that time he invented the question mark"
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about 1 month ago
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She'll have to turn up at the town hall to return her giant novelty key
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about 1 month ago
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Dunno how I'm going to manage waiting years between not watching season 1 and not watching season 2
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about 1 month ago
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The attitude that anywhere can be an Edinburgh Fringe venue is getting out of hand
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about 1 month ago
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Ygrene
about 2 months ago
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Count Binface
about 2 months ago
I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
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about 2 months ago
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
about 2 months ago
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BRYN_BORANGA
about 2 months ago
NEW: Rupert Lowe vows to personally overdub all instances of 'Hare Krishna' in George Harrison's My Sweet Lord with 'Harry Ramsden's'
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about 2 months ago
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Chris Webb
about 2 months ago
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