We're fighting Iran to protect our culture from Sharia Law. Here’s why women should leave the workforce and become tradwives. by Mike Johnson

Can this be a solution?

Can this be a solution?

(Sings) Spiders wank, spiders wank Just like humans, arachnids wank. Is that a web? Yes it is! Glistening in spider jizz. Look out here comes the spider wank…

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Tronald Dump

When you're a kid and you try on your dad's shoes

Now to check who co-founded YouGov.

The music starts sometime between 8 and 5

instead of "better or worse" you get asked how many lights there are

Wait a minute...

I follow Zara Gladman on Instagram and minutes ago she posted that her friends new hairdressing business has just burned down this evening in the glasgow fire. It opened just days ago. There’s a link if you can spare a few quid. www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...

The current view along Gordon Street. Lots of smoke, and still some flames at ground floor level.

This is horrendous. First and foremost, hopefully no one is hurt, but if it spreads to Central Station it would be a disaster for Glasgow.

they’re just begging for a car chase

In unrelated news, Barron Trump is considering developing bone spurs.

That's a bit harsh, give it a chance

Can’t believe it’s been nearly 47 years since them slags tried to use satellites to flood the earth with nerve gas so they could repopulate the earth from space it still freaks my nut out to this day.

The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix

Screaming

"Now, turn on the Van de Graaf generator"

Spurs:

noem's dog looking down from heaven

This pizza house is for very well spoken people

How it started / How it's going

Spaghetti Bolog-neighs!

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket:

"Fears"

Must've been some nose bleed

Mind Putin said pretty much the same thing when Russia invaded Ukraine

The very idea.

Scooby dubai doo

I love humans so much because at any given moment they can look at you with a straight face and tell you their dog is in Dubai

TOP TIP: Prevent the world from finding out you’re a paedophile by starting world war three.

Post a pic you took to bring some zen to your feed

He'll probably lose a pretty penne on this deal

He just made a fusilli mistakes.

Under four months till Iran kick off in Group G of the World Cup, hosted by the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner.

Just putting this back out there.

OPERATION LOOK OVER THERE IS THAT A SQUIRREL

The former plumber has said that she'll arrive at Parliament on Monday, some time between 8 and 5.