Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions

Come get me out of California No leaves are brown

Reminds me of … youtu.be/AY35eXTKVLY?...

After 2 days of being ill I am inexplicably not better. Please send sleep/time machine.

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But is it Hull Fair weather!?

Hull Fair's here. Better get used to general noise, tired kids and fireworks.

tAkin bAk coNNTRoLe

When i say that Black church Christianity is a completely different expression of Christianity

I didn't feel too bad. And suddenly I feel fucking dreadful. Booo ☹️

I still don't know what LLM stands for. This is not an invitation to tell me.

Not every girl that’s nice to you wants to have sex with you, but every dude that’s nice to you definitely does.

I'm so needy.

LOOK AT MY STASH

Imagine living in a super modern building, and looking out at Birkenhead.

Why always "Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?" and never "Psycho killer comment vas-tu?"

It's FRIDAY. Know what that means? Yes, when the parcel arrives we're going to embroider a dragonfly.

If you never thought you could do a Magic Eye pic, this is for you.

Hot dog, Portland Frog, Albuquerque

I was never even interested in vibrators for women of a certain age, thanks, facebook.

You want some distress, Gregggg?

Look at his happy little face. I don't expect it looks like that right now.

I had sworn to my father’s ghost I’d avenge his murder at the hands of his brother, then with aggrieved reason did drive my lover to drown herself, but slay her father and brother, and send bosom friends to their deaths before assassinating my uncle. AITA?

Looks like my husband's gone for a very long run/walk, according to the secret app I track him on. (It's not secret, that just felt more interesting)

Anyway, here's my drummer eating a pot noodle. *** For every like this gets, I'll buy him another Pot Noodle ***

I could watch this on a loop

Son sent me a link to a song, "Will u ever shut up". I liked it. And no I won't.

I did stuff even though I have the lurgy. Made tea and tomorrow's tea. #winning #biteme #LifeOfAShowgirl #WalesVEngland

Trying to cook but I think there might be antifa hiding on the kitchen.

I'm getting a bumper pack of embroidery thread to make up for not going to embroidery tomorrow with the virals.

Fuck off Frogface, you putrid boil.

I need to re pierce my ear. Hope it's not too messy.

No-one appears to have confirmed that it is thursday. I'm not scrolling on my phone to check. Fuck that.

My dope friend Adrian, who is trans, interviewed 90 transgender Texans. His project is finally out: www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...

My son, while eating chicken, asked "Is chicken made from wheat?" I said "No it's made from chickens" "How do they get the meat out?" "Er, well they have to wait till it's dead 😬"

Would you kindly share this picture of my rat

Does my chest feel like this from inhaling mash and gravy last night or do I have husband's cold?

Thursday? Hmm

Had a bath. Please RT.

Omg I love it.

I found out it was snowing from facebook once.

They don’t want you to know this but if you drive to the gym and just relax in your car for 90 minutes you can still tell people you went to the gym because you did

So bloated, to the tune of So Lonely. I feel so, I feel so, feel so bloat I feel bloat I feel so bloat I feel so bloat I feel so bloated I feel so bloated bloated bloated bloat I feel so bloat I feel so bloated

I don't have a halloween avi because fuck you you're not my real mum.

Just had my kefir smoothie to reduce bloating and I feel very bloated.

In unrelated news, I've just made tea. With onion gravy. I don't want mine yet though.

I think it's very sad that Americans don't have proper gravy. Although son has a friend in Colorado who likes scouse. Scouse used to be so niche that my colleagues in Hull had to ask what it was. Mind you, that's probably a Hull thing. Not very worldly.

I have been listening to a bit more of the Chappell Roan that they have these days. Quite nice.

In case anyone needs cheering up, here's a wolf. Wolves are awesome.