oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

But I don't WANT to sleep on the wet patch.

OH SHIT. Forgot it's my turn to Quarterback for the Broncos today.

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

In conclusion, the penis is the closest humans have to a tail.

NO *YOU'RE* WATCHING GAY HOCKEY SHOW FOR THE FIFTH TIME BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT BRINGS YOU JOY

Warning on TV: "Don't try this at home!" Me, sitting on the couch with 4 lb bag of shredded cheddar cheese: "OK"

High IQ people be doing this And low IQ people be doing that. Tsk

🤣🤣🤣🤣

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

I'm going to have a bath in a minute. Just making plans to keep my phone safe this time.

And I've put a clean sheet on. GO ME 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Fearless is really full of bangers. You may not all like it but there's not much filler.

Oh yes. Today's highlight.

“Vanished. Like an old oak table”

Today self care looks like taking pics of birds in snow and making soup

Just had an excellent poo anyway.

might pimp my ride and fill the gas tank this time

a seasonal depression

The central heating is totally not playing today. And no-one cares except me. So I'm going to buy a little heater.

That's great, but I'm not interested in the opinions of someone who's minimised sexual assault and child abuse.

Frozen spiderwebs in Auchtermuchty, Scotland, recent photo by Claire Currie.

When is going to be light and warm and I can have bare legs while I look dead cool wearing my new converse and sing gratitude for the light and absence of a continual battle with the central heating and it's dark all the fucking time and I actually want to go outside?

May have attacked my scalp in the long sleepless night. I need scratch mittens.

The adhd urge to join a load of adhd pages on fb, and become overwhelmed by posts from said groups and want to leave them but think 'I should work out which one(s) I want to be in' but that takes too much executive function so just sink into paralysis.

(an unmatched left parentheses creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day

Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.

I've taken the step of switching the heating off and on again UPSTAIRS. This would all be easier if the controls weren't in son's bedroom.

It’s a great day to hold and hug your furry friends

Hello, are you an Autistic or otherwise sensory sensitive person who would benefit from ear protection in case of noisy protest crowds that you wish to be a part of? Here is a list of options for you to consider that might make it easier! If you can't go, I get it but, uhhh...there ARE some options

He's still doing it.

My husband keeps clearing his throat. Please send instructions.

"It wasn't Hitler, Goebbels, or Himmler who deported me, beat me, and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who were given a uniform and then thought they were the master race." -Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

Why couldn’t you have told me I’m the River Spirit Kohaku before I bought all these spatulas.

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

this is the face of a cat with zero brain cells

Or just on, wevs.

I've just completed this cat sofa, but I'm not happy with the result. I think the white at the front is too white, and too dominant. But it'll be difficult to remove it now to repaint it, and how to paint it? Grey? Pale blue? Silver? I'm scared I might make it worse.

Heating attempt #95

Bsky settings do not carry over between app and browser and other browser on the other device and ... so go to all of them and make sure you're safe.

Because this needs repeating- yes it’s an important picture. Nobody needs to see it with zero warning over Cheerios this morning. Just add a damned graphic content warning. It’s not hard. Related- make sure to report the image if it hits your TL. Mods will add the warning w/ enough reports

Jesus godamned tapdancing Christ. Do not fucking reskeet the still shot of Alex Pretti being shot. I don’t care if it’s being used to show parallels to the Nazis Fucking put a godamned warning on that image. Jesus. What is wrong with you people.

who up pondering they orbs