Two flavors for #TummyTuesday

Why isn’t the construction area the Gay Steel Mill!? Missed opportunity game developers!! “Hot stuff coming through!”

"I bet it would be fun to bend you into a pretzel" >>>>> "nice dick/ass/body/elbows"

My #dadjoke comedy is becoming a cottage industry

Ah yes, the U.S. Politics equivalent of the wretched 1984 Band Aid song "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

I see Nate Silvers information about Bluesky is as accurate as his election data.

Sorry for being a scold. 😔 I will do it again.

It puts the belly in the Blastoise, or else it gets the hose again

No, I'm not particularly grateful that the Supreme Court isn't hearing a case to debate settled laws about rights, because I'm still fighting for the times where that **wasn't** the case. Watching white gays declare a "love wins" victory right now is cringe.

After being dumped by his girlfriend, Freddie Prinze Jr. boasts that he can win the school’s 4-H dairy competition. The film? Cheese All That.

It puts the belly in the Blastoise, or else it gets the hose again

No one should have one trillion dollars.

Listen TV producers: if I wanted to listen to a podcast for your show, I would start a podcast about your show.

Btw, I talked a bunch about why I love this kaiju venomized version of the big boy on last week's @supermariomoment.bsky.social! youtu.be/fRa-fvg1AfA?...

When I asked you to be kinder I didn’t mean that you should be more kind, I meant you should transform into a milk chocolate bar

Can @callupthedead.bsky.social and @papillonvoleur.bsky.social put on a concert to warm my grizzled old heart, or will I shut down their school for sad animals? To find out, you'll have to check out this episode!

Day 9 is kind of a repeat but the most unforgettable moment was Marlena floating over the bed for the first time. Nothing since has ever topped this scene. Many scenes have shocked over the years, but this will always be number 1.

GENERALISSIMO???

Watching Glee and making terrible cheese eating decisions.

I'm gym bound! (p.s. this is your cue to reply "you don't need to go to the gym to be bound 😈")

On target to be on 100 podcast episodes by the end of the year? They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. What will happen in the remaining weeks?

I don’t understand. I used a letter. I used a number. I even used a special cow-acter.

Between @smashinggametime.bsky.social and @fearcodedpod.bsky.social, you have two opportunities this week to hear me talk about Balatro on a podcast. But still I crave *more.* Like a weed in a parking lot, I will find a way to connect this (perfect?) video game with your topic.

The November Bonus episode all about #Balatro has dropped! Is it horror? Depends on how you feel about numbers going up! Watch a few rounds being played on the accompanying video while listening to us discuss this bonkers space casino experience. www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...

Hey! I’m an expert on the mental health of college students and if an institution of higher education spent money to allow access to this service, that institution is liable contributing to the death of a student! Every family should sue and not settle.

@dmuma.bsky.social activating an old hyper fixation for me means I get to rewatch old HAWP videos that have lived in my head for centuries, like this one:

This is the most accurate representation of what it is like to tell someone you are colorblind (and an absolute gem from HAWP) youtu.be/uRNKxAy049w?...

Wait let him cook

David’s drawings are so wonderful. If you are a Simpsons fan, check this out and consider supporting!

Sorry this is a live action political cartoon. It’s just missing labels to help the audience connect the dots and there are six or seven sets of labels I can think of.

Patrons, get hype!!!! And if you'd like to enjoy our episode discussing Him, you can join! Anyone can join our belfry of bats! Extra bonus episodes like this are available at higher tiers on the first Friday of every month. Sign up today! patreon.com/fearcodedpodcast

At training I have begun doing real pushups and I hot take they are much harder than the other pushups I have been doing.

Minish Cap!? I’m sooooo seated.

80% into a charity to sponsor and grow queer art and artists. 10% into a private foundation to give away at my discretion. 5% for personal gifts to various friends, enemies, and ex-boyfriends. 5% to keep and live off.

So a few weeks ago when it was my birthday, I received this hilarious cameo from Kenny James, the voice of Bowser, from my brother and previous guest @rorysteele.bsky.social We talk at length of our love of Bowser in the latest Super Mario Moment. (I have edited this down a LOT btw)

Still haven't really recovered from this horny moment at the beginning of Final Fantasy 16.

Tomorrow is His day

It’s been a pleasure working with Lex and everyone in the politics vertical at Teen Vogue. I’m heartbroken that my column, Disability Visibility, is gone. Teen Vogue was one of the few places that published disabled journalists regularly. I just spent the last 2 months working on my next column

This podcast episode rules! Check it out!

let's wrassle!

Balatro! Final Fantasy Tactics! Pokémon! Somehow more Balatro! And also, I provide keen business insights on the ongoing struggle of cataloguing and so-called generative AI. Also, anyone who has achieved the Homo-Sexual Underground thought may be interested in the video version (we're all hot).

When David asks me what my history with Terminator is

When the TV sequel to Terminator 2 has a climactic face-off with a cyborg Big Bad, it does so in style -- following our disparate ensemble of heroes from different perspectives until they come together in Mexico! We're talking The Sarah Connor Chronicles on all podcast apps: gimmickspodcast.com

Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.

I'm an influencer

Can we all agree now that Debra Messing being featured in the film Bros was absolutely terrible and gross?

I keep saying 18 months but it could be sooner! If you have any influence with decision makers at your places of work, tell them to wait on so-called “AI” investments. This is a poison pill that will drag a lot down with it.

Debra Messing is giving us one of the all-time greatest meltdowns. You don't have to like it, but what she's doing is what elite performance in the field of crashing out looks like.

I’m mostly happy. Could have used a few more absolutely humiliating losses. I really did fantasize Andrew Cuomo having an aide tell him he only won 4% of the vote.