Mal-a-BOO!
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I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door
9 days ago
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AnnaAnkaAnia
3 days ago
A haunted house, but there are only fart skeets.
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sweetie π
2 days ago
when the waiter brought my crème brûlée and i accidentally called him daddy that was obviously off the record
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Forrest Plump
2 days ago
Not to brag but I’ve already gained all my extra holiday weight early
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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉
2 days ago
I'm going to fuck you up! -me to my intrusive thoughts
add a skeleton here at some point
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ash
2 days ago
Not anti-social but like Hello..please don't sit next to me.
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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu)
2 days ago
Sage it up, homie
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trickyNOtreat 🎃
2 days ago
i'm the caffeine in your veins the dopamine in your brains good luck sleeping tonight
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🍂
2 days ago
my brain is fried i literally just tried to grab water coming out of the sink faucet with my hand
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🍂
5 months ago
sorry i cant do anything on saturday. i worked all week. sorry i cant do anything on sunday. im about to work all week
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LeBond James
9 months ago
Ready to face the day with the energy of three elderly Walmart greeters in a trenchcoat.
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Betsy Wetsy
3 days ago
once you find out you are officially losing brain cells, it’s, ummm, preliminarily amusing, Charlie Brown
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Betsy Wetsy
3 days ago
been seeing lots of naked ladies in the wood grain today
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Betsy Wetsy
2 months ago
decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
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ash
3 days ago
Throws candy corn at you like confetti.
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ash
3 days ago
I've been called sweet many times right up until I speak up and defend myself. <grins politely>
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Autotuned
6 days ago
Sex is like pizza, no matter how bad it is you’re probably going back for seconds
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Autotuned
4 days ago
You and me against the world. Of course the world is winning but at least we look good losing
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Autotuned
4 days ago
Music should be considered magic
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boofus 🎃
3 days ago
be yourself, the temu version is awful
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James Damron
3 days ago
The problem with collecting bees is you break out with hives...
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Tony
3 days ago
A fun gamble is drinking coffee then taking a nap; either I wake up in ten minutes or ten hours.
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andy vs.
4 days ago
Yawning! At the Punk Show
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andy vs.
3 days ago
There are still far too many things outside crawling and flying and beeping
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andy vs.
3 days ago
A greeting card that says "I'm sorry I sent you a 2 hour podcast"
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andy vs.
2 days ago
Costco caskets that fit the whole family
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Phantom Deeks 🫶
4 days ago
All sex can be casual if you end it with a fist bump
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Phantom Deeks 🫶
2 days ago
My top post is older than some of you heathens
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Reverie 💀🕯️
2 days ago
Long ago, on a dark road with no street lights, my great-grandfather punched a cow, thinking he was being pursued by would-be robbers. Sometimes I feel like I’m punching cows, metaphorically
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Of Damage and Devotion
3 days ago
People that wake and get on here first thing even before piss or coffee are the real heroes. They're also otherworldly and not to be trusted.
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Tiki Moon🌙
3 days ago
Having all kinds of conflicted feels as my watch congratulated me for completing my “Stand” goal while I was in a “Sit” position.
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Roxy
2 days ago
I would like to become a skilled warrior. Where do I sign up?
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Roxy
2 days ago
Back a few posts was a funny fucken skeet. I don't know which one, I can't read.
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Roxy
2 days ago
'Scuse me. I'm irreparably damaged.
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Nate's Myth
4 days ago
the fastest ghosts have good scareodynamics
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Nate's Myth
3 days ago
this looks like such a fun car to drive. I bet it's a real Baja Blast
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Nate's Myth
3 days ago
me: a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of coworkers anymore boss: this is the dumbest resignation letter I've ever had read aloud to me
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Happy Fuck This Day to those who participate
3 days ago
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Skellyton 💀🦇
3 days ago
what if instead of everything being terrible, we try everything being good?
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ash
3 days ago
Who keeps pushing snooze on the doomsday clock..
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ash
5 days ago
Oh great..no intrusive thoughts. I'm bored.
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ash
5 days ago
He called my boobs..Perk assets.
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ash
4 days ago
How can I annoy thee..Let me count thy ways <inspirational>
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ash
4 days ago
Friendship 101..If someone talks about others they'll talk about you. You just won't know.
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Alexa, who have I become?
3 days ago
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CrazyMyra
3 days ago
Updating my work status to "Bluesky algorithm" as I'm one of the few fuckers around here still reposting anyone.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
3 days ago
David Lee Roth just climbed into bed with me and he won’t stop talking about my mom’s wet pussy,
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
13 days ago
Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.
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