worms eat poop and poop dirt. they’ve pretty much got it all figured out

youtu.be/NPcyTyilmYY?... Fun fact (not the fact you think) This is guitarist Dave Navarro and bassist Flea. 🌶

One of these days, someone will make a reality show of video essay creators making videos about how reality shows are trash. That is the kind of meta that I require now. Y'all have done this to me.

I’d be fucked if our thoughts appeared as subtitles above our heads when we thought them.

Socialism is a massive step in the right direction. But Socialism will only truly work as a stepping stone to Communism. Your great grandchildren may be able to achieve that if we achieve Democratic Socialism now. Your great grandchildren. Not mine. I ain't having no kids.

i bet it feels so good to be a grocery store veggie when the little showers turn on

Me on Great British Baking Show Paul: the problem with your pastry filled with bees is that it’s a pastry that is filled with bees Me: but was it baked enough before adding the bees Paul: no The bees: (muffled) aw buddy don’t cry it’s okay

The BWCA is a national treasure—pristine wild spaces that Minnesotans have protected for decades. The notion that we'd threaten the integrity of this magical place—and for a foreign mining company—is maddening. CALL YOUR SENATORS TODAY at 202-224-3121 and tell them to vote no on HJ Resolution 140.

So I'm about 50 and now I'm finally ready to die on a hill. Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette is the greatest album of all time. I don't do podcasts so you will get no further explanation.

Kalshi marketing director: Our ad campaign should be less direct honesty and more euphemistic misinformation

Be afraid. Very afraid.

My asexual ass: That is objectively sexy. Normal person: Why you got to say objectively? Me: I mean, on paper that's hot. Them: On paper? Me: Yeah. We can all agree that person is hot. Them: Yeah, I guess? Are you OK?

Don’t worry about my medication, worry about my diagnosis.

So my understanding of Polymarket is that you can bet that the world could be better but you'll lose it all to the people who somehow get to decide if the world could possibly be better. Is that right?

i feel like rodney dangerfield would have a lot to work with these days. "guy sold me one of these self driving cars and it left without me. then he said he'd set me up with a model, turned out to be a computer! then my wife and the computer left me in the car"

@alexwinter.com She just absolutely nailed why Freaked is possibly the greatest horror comedy ever youtu.be/264YhfTZXVc?...

Lots of cool stuff coming out of Equator, a new mag with an explicitly international outlook that challenges western dominance of culture and society. This is a fascinating piece on how Switzerland harassed the Yenish and Sinti, two Traveler communities, from 1926-1973.

We re just $250 AWAY from being ✨600% FUNDED✨ on "Runaway to the Stars!" Anybody wanna be the one to put us over the top?? www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Posting this again because my @royals.com went super hard in this commercial for their beautiful new City Connect unis youtu.be/BV1_bTYBtkI?...

"Three true outcomes" oh you hate baseball.

I know sports are a complete side attraction to current events, but my Royals came out with the greatest bisexual colored unis then dropped this fucking commercial. Let's go!

"Three true outcomes" oh you hate baseball.

Donating to democrats is scamming yourself when you really think about it.

I know sports are a complete side attraction to current events, but my Royals came out with the greatest bisexual colored unis then dropped this fucking commercial. Let's go!

My Royals went hard with this commercial for their new beautiful city connect unis. youtu.be/BV1_bTYBtkI?...

My Royals went hard with this commercial for their new beautiful city connect unis. youtu.be/BV1_bTYBtkI?...

I don't mind singing along with songs talking about "prayer" and "god." I just translate it into "screaming into the the void" and "the abyss." Makes it far more palatable.

Have to say Many thanks to @sophiemolly.co.uk and those wonderful citizen journalists and editors at @northwestbylines.co.uk for helping me publish this.

sorry for looting your grandpa so soon after he passed away

sacred ground earth roots holding together as drops of rain seep in light touching the dark life begins #poetry

An open window, a barking dog, the rain.

I done got drunk again and I'm ranting and I'm sorry and it will continue

If the DNC is all in on a sexual predator and a mercenary with a nazi tattoo then what the fuck are we doing here. "The Republicans are worse" lowest fucking bar ever grow the fuck up

One of these days A very familiar phrase But who among us Has seen those days

Earth designs itself And I am born of earth Am I an agent of earth? Do I get to decide? Do you get to decide What I am? Who runs the machine. Who gets to decide. For I fear it is not me. It is not I. I am here. But I am powerless. But I am here.

Just happened to look outside in time to see a Robin absolutely shit on the electrical box. LET'S GO

My small town has an alert siren system. Boy did I about shit my pants when it went off today while I was mowing. Thanks Trump for threatening nukes on the first Tuesday of the month, which is when they do a test blare.

There is a loneliness problem, a societal problem affecting everyone. The reason we have to worry about "male loneliness" is they're the the ones that'll shoot up a school about it. THAT is the problem.

Out now!!!

youtu.be/KE5GGMhmo-M?... My heart will always be with Heart. Because what is heart without Heart?

The cure for the loneliness epidemic I just made up is obviously homosexuality but they don’t want to fix the problem, they want to complain