Gable and JD? I smell some real graps #wweraw

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Me: I haven't seen the street profits with solo cups in awhile. Montez:

Went to school after duck and cover but before active shooter drills

Every night I wish for a Guardian Force.

Gaslighting isn't a lie

Why did the ref break the submission outside the ring? If he broke the arm the ref can throw out the match then call security, but why is he breaking the hold to get them back in the ring? #aew

Damn fleetwood mac hits so happily when you are stressed about zero bitches.

me watching the last human playing fortnite builds... we need to train gen z/alpha to build real houses this fast

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

Starting two companies. Silly gooses inc and sleepy gooses inc

not sure if I know my nato alphabet. sometimes i mix them up like romero, brio, and echo tango cucksucker

was talking to a friend who said Clinton would get cheered for the blowjob today and then the intrusive thoughts asked if Trump can have an erection.

“Find my phone” mf. Why dont you find some bitches?!?!

You've smashed your last pumpkin

for fun make up fake warhammer games. Ork Derby (kart racer), Emperical Heretics (map game)

it's no country for old gooners

I'm always up to be an FWB (friends with burgers) and have one

Simba was a nepo baby

Just in time bowel movements. it's the toyota way

so if Iyo wins Queen of the Ring, it's like she has to beat Liv twice for the title. Nice Wrinkle. Of course Liv having an all for me attitude in the tournament the Judgement Day may not back her up when the time comes #wweraw

why use pawn shops when you can go straight to the source. take 3 hits of meth and run up in someones house

your mom can get it. i guess she gets it from dad. but if hse needs auxiliary get it i'm down

why is your gramma so cool she's like judge judy on perks

daddy's day is just a trick to steal money from lonely men. ask me how i know

one small step for her, one huge bust for kick mods

is that bra competition legal for e-girls?

Danger! Danger! the ISS is critically low on a valuable resource!

Secret Boss but it's League of legends

i couldn't fight at a five guys. burgers make me amiable

Bumper sticker idea... My other gun is in my car

fuck cloud nine i'm cloud 11

this is a very good joke

Wild that the only successful use of "ai" is removing keyboard noises from discord calls

just pulled out a huge ear wax. i feel almost proud

The only thing that would make this dinner better is if I didn't have to rip a huge fart

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

feeding my blastoise pinap berry. this isn't a sex joke I just have a lot

is slop-slop a thing yet?

if you are bad enough at texting you become less bad at it when you only have three friends left.

“Can you keep a secret?” asked the person about to stop keeping a secret.

core memory: listening to loud music on headphones and someone sneaks up on me singing along relive this by joining discord voice

tomorrow is friday why would i sleep

I don't know who at youtube needs to hear this but if I skip a song in a playlist 10 seconds in do NOT play another ad.

Jack in the box but it's Tatum Paxley! Good match by all four women. I am sports entertained #wwenxt

Thea just failed to shotgun her drink :'( #wwenxt

I really like when Dom works a match like this or with Gunther and does "video game match" psychology. Leave the ring, running attacks, use a weapon, 3 signatures in a row, finish attempt #wweraw