Shhh my steak is resting

do Guilia and Kenna James have a name mashup that works like Charlexa and Rhiyo? #wwesmackdown

Tony D is back! With this broken leg I keep falling asleep during shows... #wwenxt

countering top rope moves with submissions if becoming one of my favs. #wwenxt

Ricky Saints looking like he tore himself out of a cookie monster outfit #wwenxt

Tazawa looking jacked now. Alpha babes calling for their shot. Let's fucking go. #wweraw

Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back

Stephanie Vaquer has too much Aura that's why she's sicc

Finn gets called out on his video games and lack of work ethic. Punk has a point #wweraw

ok i looked it up and #wweraw starts in 2 hours

I guess I missed live smackdown... #wwesmackdown

Josh Bridges Interrupts the Interruption. Stacks creates interruption inception #wwenxt

So is Jordynne Grace going to answer the open challenge? #wwenxt

Congratulations to Tatum Paxley #wwenxt

Was that Santa Claus in the crowd or Chris Jericho? #wweraw

Should have tanned more homeslice. Really good match between these two. #wweraw

Breaker less tan than usual. Eric Bischof on the phone trying to tell Paul that he isn't serious. #wweraw

CM Punk takes off his t shirt for anniversary shows. Kevin Nash in shambles #wweraw

CM Punk vs Bron Breaker. lets see what they do here. #wweraw

Liv Morgan with a vicious jumping knee then kicks Lyra to the floor and then smashes her into the steps! #wweraw

Someone buy this company a stretcher... #wweraw Medics from clown college

If this is a commercial for Americans they kept with Stephanie in the ring and she has slowly crawled to ringside where they'll help her to the back. #wweraw

One Becky and Maxine going to end up as BFFs because of their shared struggles and have a tag team hardcore revenge match vs the bad referees. #wweraw

The AJ in AJ Styles stands for Ashwajandha #wweraw

did anyone else chant kiss at their tv just now? #wweraw

Break glass in case of new tag team champions

I love Kairi and no one should make her scared. #wweraw

First thing I'm gonna do if I win the lottery is lock myself in the bathroom. Second thing? You guessed it, locksmith.

Let the cross promotional shilling commence! #wweraw

tomatos are breast or ass?

Also trade Quinn Hughes. Makes it super easy to cheer for losses

Gargano with the air raid and melo kicks out at 2.9. Melo comes back with first 48 and his top rope leg drop. Real fucking graps tonight #wwesmackdown having a long match like this is a great use of 3 hours tv time.

commercial time. Johnny takes control and hits some chops outside the ring. back in they go for rest holds and Candace choking Melo behind Lil Natch's back. #wwesmackdown

If this were colonial times, all these unread emails could have been shipwrecks.

Rhiyo with the tandem points! #wwesmackdown

Not predicting the second RKO, shame on me #wwesmackdown

rewatched Melo Ilja to get hype for smackdown. Glad Carmelo got a big win and I think this is going to continue as a rising tide lifts all boats situation around that US title. #wwesmackdown

This handy job could have been an email

Dave Chapelle's mad real world did more numbers on youtube than Jared Leto's Tron 3

Just realized there is a real possibility that Brock Lesnar married that first woman who's breasts he saw

Joe Hendry opens up Smackdown with a song about the Miz's tiny balls #wwesmackdown

auto correct is censorship

I had a dream where someone stole my drum kit while I was time traveling (???) which made me late for a date, so she was angrily texting me and I woke up because who needs that hassle

Merry Christmas 🤼

flop era russell brand looks like dark universe weird al

If it's got snow, it counts as a Christmas movie? Ellis the Snowman ⛄️ #filmsky 🎥❄️

Signed up for an e-card service. going wild on friends and family because I need my $3.74 worth

Make sure to put be jolly on your to do list today

I'd stop the world and burrito with you