I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

There are adults with six figure jobs who came on this website and told us that we're supposed to listen to this guy about how to win elections

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

Excellent deep-dive into the violence perpetrated by fascist Zionist thugs at UCLA. Democrats, Republicans, the ADL, and the media have spent over a year lying that the violence was an antisemitic attack on Jews, and have used it and other lies to eviscerate higher education in the US:

hakeem jeffries: *slowly winks and mouths “I got this” at the camera* our psycho pedophile president has secured the border and was right to pardon an anti-abortion dem indicted on bribery charges

Dumbest god damned own goal Democrats have made

as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros

There no reason to report on what she says anymore. She’s a totally irrelevant old gasbag grabbing as much cash as she can before she dies and that’s it.

capitalism is so efficient at distributing resources

it's crazy how they don't even bother to lie to us. you'll get nothing and you'll like it

This entire thing is an op

The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?

The WeWork guy is there too lol. It's very funny she's reduced to rubbing elbows with so many fellow open con-artists now

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences

I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

I don’t know if anyone actually likes Black Friday but even for a shameless celebration of crass materialism it kinda blows. Every year Amazon is like “want to save 30% on a blender?” and I just think no, leave me alone

God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Going to become “the bad boy of Jeopardy” and by that I mean “I’m going to use my phone to look up the answers” until “Ken Jennings beats my ass”

"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker

this is all joe bidens fault more than it is anyones fault on earth. fuck him. we don't have to be fair to fucking joe biden. he fucked us. fuck him

american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts

You can see now that the compromises made in the post war era to beat back socialism were not true liberation but bribes easily revoked by the actual power brokers. And there's a hidden web of blackmail, dark money, child sex abuse, human, weapon and drug trafficking etc that underwrites it all.

Guy who was on MSNBC for years talking about how Bernie Sanders was dangerous and ill informed: wow MTG really has her finger on the pulse of the elites

it’s definitely something how curtis sliwa and donald trump have been more normal towards zohran mamdani than cuomo or adams ever could try to fake being i think it would be cool for the libs/dems to perhaps reflect on that but i know they won’t due to willfully not having the capacity to do so

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Literally the funniest way this meeting could have gone

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

in the last decade we’ve been cursed to have trump ruin the world and politics, i’ve maybe only seen him smile the way he smiled at zohran mamdani for like, 3 other people ever

god forbid dems take a huge win that was handed to them and do anything but spike it into the concrete www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...

Trump is filling his government with Nazis, consolidating authoritarian power, and eroding democracy at every chance. And yet these 86 House Democrats voted for a right-wing messaging amendment to say that the real authoritarians are the socialists. Pathetic.

Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes

Bought an immersion blender for the first time at age 43 and I can finally relate to this tweet

It blows my mind how many of you are still ready to embrace the most virulent conservative the very moment they say something mean about Trump, despite the abject cowardice and failure of every “Never Trumper.” Weeping, thumbing through the Joe Walsh tweets you printed off in 2018.

This impulse to gobble up any imp or demon who has even a remote schism with Donald Trump instead of just sitting back and enjoying the self-cannibalization is wild. Who gives a fuck about Liz Cheney, or MGT? These people are hell-bound, this isn’t Alien vs. Predator, they are both your enemy

i believe that saying something this stupid and naïve should be disqualifying from office. you’re done, bud. ya blew it

We never acknowledge how masterfully white supremacist billionaires managed to destroy social media as an organizer tool and completely atomized us. Twitter & tiktok had to be sold. Meta already belonged to them and this app here is a poor man's Twitter but coded to prevent educating and organizing

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

trans rights is a bridge too far, the dems want the antisemite who spent her time screaming at school shooting survivors

GUY WITH FRIENDS WHO STILL WORK AT THE NY TIMES: ok 🙄 here’s what you’re all getting wrong,

It’s the exact same thing the democrats did when they tried to show they were tough on immigration, too.

the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge

even if we luck into this scenario, still wildly important for the next admin to be vindictive and vengeful and bring down the hammer on EVERYONE they possibly can while passing a bunch of democracy-enhancing laws and rebuilding the fed govt or we are frankly fucked & will be back here soon