Angels of the Zariman is the last straw. I have 6,900 hours in this game and I won't be playing a minute more. I got so caught up grinding out Voidplumes and beating off to Yonta that I forgot to pay my fucking mortgage. When my wife asked me why I hadn't been to work in 6 days, I tried to explain

a bit sloppy but done hati and sköll for a friend

crash out incoming, please put on your life jackets and make notes of all exits in case of emergency

FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT

'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition

i just wanna go home for the fucking holidays and i don’t think i have the money

would looooooooove 😍 14 thousand dollars 😍

pixel Danny DeVito #pixelart #ドット絵

holidays are so fucking expensive. i should’ve been a trophy wife

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

to have yearned for home for years like a love lost, to have found home in a woman, to know i’ll miss home until i find her in the next life

wtf costar?

if you have a phobia of mushrooms amanita muscaria

one of those days that i want to ruin my own life. i’m chillin tho

You ever think about the Soviet space dogs and start crying? Yeah, me neither.

i miss chuck

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

You’d think transitioning to a woman would be about taking off the armor that kept you safe and finally letting yourself be gentle without fear. But, regrettably, it’s about finding the exact amount of evil you need to be to scare away the people in your life who are secretly not normal about you

advent calendar of pills i've found on the ground

this is really funny in comparison to the article about RAM prices i read yesterday (shit’s bad)

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

time causes no harm but age

seeing my mother and my dogs tonight. over caffeinated and no food. good fucking luck to the surrounding world

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Nice to see the catholic church modernising old traditions

it’s so funny bc i keep looking down and getting so excited. like it’s parts of my that are gonna be visible forever??? bro that’s SICK i want MORE

I don't do transvestigation. I do transinstigation. If I tell you you're trans, that's an order.

tripped and fell on my walk and somehow came home with tattoos

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

“i’m having a hard time” i say, as i push myself through another 12 hour stream barely masking my deep pain

anyway i finally contacted my biological father and he was really happy to hear from me

it’s so weird to be so stoked for an NY election

Once again:

i am heaterosexual, if you have high body temperature im willing to get sexual

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

FRIENDS COMING HOME. I GET TO BITE THEM

HEADMASTER? i didn’t know i could get hired for THOSE skills…..

heres my ranking of bodies lyrics 1: nothing wrong with me 2: nothing wrong with me 3: nothing wrong with me 4: somethings got to give

bluesky is such a broken fucking app, i clicked the "discover feed" button and it showed me barely any animal food

(man who has interrupted me 4 times voice) ok so you’re not getting it

idc how long my degree’s name is. memorize it. feel it in the warmth under your tongue. i am not selling for less.

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

They don’t want you to know this is where blue raspberry comes from

turns out the best way to set me on my warpath is by telling me you love me

wittgenstaniacs going absolutely fucking nuts when they hear an insoluble problem has been made wholly perspicuous by understanding it as a language game

i don’t think i would be half as sad and listless as i am if i legally obtained 19 kilograms of weapons grade plutonium from the US government