wide the hell awake at 2am for no discernable reason. the birds screaming outside my window certainly aren't helping.

@tkingfisher.com has gotten me cackling again, this time with 12 brassica gods for the price of one.

Passover Day 2: The Hungering

I still can't believe I'm expected to feed myself like every day. Who's idea was this.

I think today is the first day since February 7 that I have not had to talk to a single person. and I have the entire day in which to do it.

Just saying: everybody wants the ritual items and cool, fun activities, nobody wants to skip the bacon or face kids in Cheerios withdrawal

to be fair, I was distracted by the fact they were asking $8.99 (USD) for an apple kugel that was *maybe* 5"x7" (so 12.5cm x 17.5cm)

guess who went grocery shopping for passover and forgot to pick up eggs.

(My recreational chemical of choice is starch)

500% done with talking to people

@funranium.bsky.social for your viewing horror

garbage plates mentioned #rochesterny

wishing everyone a very merry "go home winter, you're drunk"

Quote of the evening without context: I am a font of haphazard knowledge.

my following feed is now randomly showing me • a slew of posts from 5 days ago • people I don't follow ...wtf bsky?

welp, my flight was cancelled

looking down at the Kinneret (Sea of Galilee) from the mountains of the upper Galil near Mt Meron

If you need the boogers to make the ring feel authentic, I am not the jeweler for you.

friends, tell me something good that's happened to you this week. or share a fun picture.

Fahrenheit, how humans feel Celsius, how water feels Kelvin, how atoms feel

cats eating breakfast meant I couldn't sit to wait for the bus

TLV you think you're ready, but you're not.

That ham sandwich has HANDS now.

hi EWR I don't want to be here either.

I thought we left sweatsuits in the 80s

this fucking government took down the webpage containing all the CODIS statistics.

we chaos muppets usually just need some peanut butter ok

"sparkly flashing animated capybaras" is my new band name.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

what do you mean ROFL isn't a word, spelling bee?

100% agree

If little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, and little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, our resident expert has informed us that little nonbinaries are made of pineapple, cats, and demon rats.

today I experienced Supervised Peeing by An Cat.

look, I get that you want to play the piano. however, (a) you live in a townhouse and (b) it is 9pm. and (c) I want to sleep.

attorneys in your area now using hallucination machine to cross examine expert witnesses. click here for more info! /s

happy no pants thursday (observed)!

it just took me three tries to put my shirt on correctly. I really hope this is not an omen for the rest of the day.

being up this early on a weekend should be illegal

where does all the snot come from?

for the record: IAD, not ever again.

I fucking love social media sometimes, I swear, especially when we're all just giant fucking nerds about incredibly cool shit

home again jiggety jig.

I wanted to be the medical examiner. partway through undergrad I realized med school was not for me.

newark, I am in you

is there anyone who *enjoys* weaving in their tails?

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

bases loaded one out for both teams in consecutive half innings no runs this game has lost its god damn mind

Dear Macy's, It's Halloween for another hour yet. Cool your jets on the Christmas commercials.

evidence description of the day: DNA swab of revolver gun

current earworm: Inspector Gadget