"All in all, it's just another bun in the wall All in all, you're just another bun in the wall"

ok this one got me

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

I think this would work on a regular guy too

They found Popeyes. 😭

an even smaller version of my daily driver! also for real, these old 500's have abusdly high list prices compared to more modern ones, this one is probably the lowest entry bid on one I've ever seen

Tim Swindle cryarsing about AI disclosure being a scarlet letter lets slip something significant here, because if AI was all that slop jockeys claim it was, then surely such a disclosure would be a mark of pride, even a selling point! Surely people would be clamouring for AI games. But they're not.

John Landis didn't destroy over 100 cars in The Blues Brothers so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

there’s a fundamental lack of understanding of corporate geopolitics, right? you can still buy a “connected” volvo. it’s the same tech stack. it’s probably uploading data to the same endpoints. christ alfuckingmighty this is stupid

frankly i don’t think cars should be able to collect as much data as they do no matter what country built them. this is stupid. everything is stupid. i hope everyone involved in this decision experiences autopilot disengaging two seconds before the accident

I live in Chicagoland, I got a choice of chains like Bouna Beef, Five Guys and Portillo's to choose from and a mess of smaller independents and franchises, but I gotta admit, I have a sick fascination with this

So jealous of the lawyer who had this walk into their office..

as much crap as I will rightfully give Jalopnik, this actually is a pretty solid early review, not a lot of this is that surprising to me, the noise off the tires is an easy fix, but it's weird they skipped using a heat pump for something that will be sold so widely

Finally getting around to Deadloch season 2, Eddie remains the greatest televised gremlin.

happy #makeaterriblecomicday2026 to all who celebrate

The way it used to work, if you were in a big movie or TV show with a decent-sized role, you were pretty much set for life. It may not be the best living, but your residuals would likely make sure you had a roof over your head and food thanks to re-runs on TV and cable networks. Not anymore...

The Republican president of the Utah State Senate lost his 2026 primary because of his support for "AI" Data Centers. UTAH. Democrats, i really really really need you to get this message and get it right now.

Lose more

Who would want to date a transphobe anyway?

Between Dungeon Crawler Carl and The Amazing Digital Circus we've got two sleeper hits based around people being ground under the heel of capitalism powered by AI, and I dunno maybe the kids are trying to tell us something.

Scots found a dog and immediately made it their new God

god speed missing giraffe, live your best life

Just saw a Kei van (I think an Acty) in traffic with a roof rack with a kayak on it and I nearly crawled out of the driver's side window cheering, hell yeah, 100% functionality

We used to build things in this country (in this case, almost convincing dog suits)

Yes, it's so terribly dangerous that *checks notes* progressive candidates that are running on platforms of overwhelmingly popular policies are winning primaries against incumbents that have done nothing to fight fascism except send out fundraising texts and rubber-stamping fascist appointees.

...wait a minute, this sounds like a GOOD thing! Not only that, but it's the thing that all the Democrats told us to do while shouting "Vote Blue No Matter Who" at us - "If you don't like the candidate, you should vote in the primaries."

I will not apologize for holding these positions -

Predator blood is the goo inside of glowsticks. PREDATOR BLOOD IS THE GOO INSIDE OF GLOWSTICKS YOU LAZY COWARDS.

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

when AI companies go bankrupt

Sick of these content creators on YouTube using AI for thumbnails and using the "UWU I'm just a widdle creator I'm not an artist" excuse. YouTubers didn't need AI before, they learned Photoshop, they drew their own thumbnails, they hired artists. It just tells me I shouldn't watch your videos.

Best comedy of the year

If it does not contain physical media, then it is not a physical copy.

welp, this is good news, I still have issues with the company being Bezos backed, my greater hope is that this kicks established manufacturers into releasing similar trucks at a similar price www.caranddriver.com/news/a716830...

We Could Still Save Millions of the Kids Musk Condemned to Death

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

I once had a director tell me i "wasn't being professional" because I pitched a dating sim. I told him that romance novels make the most money and asked why he wanted to leave money on the table. He reported me to HR who did nothing because she agreed with me.

it’s a good time to remind everyone that this photo exists

This whole thread. Even if you think that USAID was bad (and there are real and legitimate critiques), withdrawing USAID without an alternative or a plan is just straight-up murder.

520/1461

Sometimes bigots and dipshits like to make the argument that everyone in the past were racist, sexist, queerphobic bastards and that being kind and thoughtful of others is some kind of strange aberration. That's why old comics like this are important.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons