NEVER press this button in your car.

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.

You can see Kent over there. I said KENT….. Farage is a bit further round the coast to the east. #SouthendOnSea

Buses aren’t very good at playing hide and seek.

@williamnb.bsky.social pinch punch… blah blah blah.

Wembley stadium 2025. It’s owned by South London. @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social @officialcpfc.bsky.social @charltonathletic.bsky.social

Chuckled way to much at this. 🤣🤣

Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark.

The human race.

07.27 train in my day off can only mean one thing….. off to football and a trip to Grimsby in the hope we get a point to secure a play off place. A season that held so much promise could end up in bitter disappointment. It’s the hope that kills you.

@hackneyhaz.bsky.social. What’s the name of the pub. You lot use in Gillingham?

@WilliamNB.toot.bike.ap.brid.gy did Jo (J2onyabike) make it over here? Sure I’ve seen her, but can’t find her. ?

4 years ago Scott woke up and chose ignorance.

Anybody remember this absolute walloper from nazi Twitter?

Looks like Andy got his PHD with a happy meal.

Dear customer. This is your Evri driver, we’ve left your parcel….. in a ditch.

Valiant attempt at staying within the lines, bet they’re shite at colouring in as well.

Tesco new home delivery policy....... Not at home for your delivery? No worries, we’ll leave it in your front room for you.

Oh dear How sad Never mind. Looks like your self entitlement cost you there David.

Damn those vicious keep left signs

56 years to the day of my first ever Wimbledon game. 2-0 victory at home to Nuneaton Borough It’s been the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime

This was posted in my local fb group. The poster thinks there is a ‘war on motorist’. Let’s all fill out the survey. www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/PG2JMU/

🤣🤣

Worthy of being added to your mute/block lists.

Cold War Steve hitting the whole bag of nails squarely on the head again. 😂

If this lady is indicative of the material Trump has at his disposal, he sure has one hell of a job to make America great…. Unless MAGA really means Make America Goofy Again.

Looks like space Karen arrived in this world through a drinking straw.

That’s the last time I invite the Stranglers round to mine.

New Year’s Eve, 1988 Wimbledon lump it. Then Vinnie Jones lamps it. The Bootiful Game. Lovely stuff.

This is why the human race is doomed to fail.

I’d definitely have taken that at the start of the season. #AFCW

In 9 months time we shall witness the birth of a tiny Golf Range. (Old image from fb memories)

It’ll be great seeing the native Americans taking back their land.

Just 🎶 another brick in the balks 🎶 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

50 Years of friendship in one photo. Christmas traditions One love One football club. Batsford boys forever. #WimbledonFC. #AFCWimbledon.

Did they ever start?

Using the jack supplied with the car would’ve been a better tool to use when attempting to change a wheel.

Fantastic day at football. Up to fourth in the table. Probably had at least one beer too many. I’m off home to watch Strictly….no feckin spoilers. #AFCW. #WMBLEDON. YELLOW&BLUE

Can’t beat a nice comfy pair of Dr Martens

Panto time.

Right you lot out there in blue sky land, behave I’m off to the panto.

Poached eggs & smoked salmon on toast. Who wants some?

It must really hurt to be this stupid/ignorant.

Thinking of buying your child a bike for Christmas? Think again, it will lead to genocide in later life. 🤣🤣 Steve is as mad as a box of frogs.

Couldn’t help but chuckle at this. 😂

No wonder they posted anonymously. Nobody is that stupid…. Oh wait. 😂😂

@williamnb.bsky.social is this what I think it is?