Step counts on phones get more fucked up by time zones than humans.

Meanwhile supporting Air France cabin crew in their mission to tell entitled English people that you can’t just bring on as many bags as you like.

Excellent Europa League tonight. #Celtic #Roma

NLU-CUN-MEX-CDG-LHR 😭

Realising that there are people out there who are (were) a lot more optimistic than me about this series. I just assumed 4-1 at best (still do). #Ashes

#Ashes25 - anyone know whether the tests are available in Mexico? We thought ESPN but now think that was false hope! Can’t find anything listed either 😢

Also #Ashes25 Day too of course. Nice 9pm start here, very civilised.

Happy Día de la Revolución from Mexico. If you could sort one out back home that would be cool.

Tremendous sales technique in an alebrijes workshop and gallery we just visited in San Martín Tilcajete: ply visitors with Mezcal to soften them up. I have no doubt it works on some, even if we just enjoyed the booze. The carvings were incredible, but I’m nowhere near rich enough to commission one.

There should be mass resignations from Labour now. Unions need to show anti-racist backbone and pull funds as soon as it’s possible. Kill the fascist party masquerading as something from the left. They are utterly vile.

Even on a plane it is jam first. Obviously.

Let’s get the hell out of this country.

No better way to sell meat than a remembrancing cow outside your butchers. @remembrancewatch.bsky.social

Lovely night with @keithbeard.bsky.social remembering @megfdavies.bsky.social in one of her favourite places (The Cock.)

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RIP @chrisswift58.bsky.social, one of the last proper local sports journalists and an absolutely top bloke. #kidderminstersfinest

Lots of FC Copenhagen fans around Hackney before their trip to White Hart Lane on Tuesday. Some combining it with a trip to West Ham today, others going to QPR Wednesday. All of them loving London.

Not going to be awake but GO #BLUEJAYS. Yes, I watched you when you were shit, but so did millions of others. We all need this.

@markthomasinfo.bsky.social what was that about joy?

Why is the pub showing tennis from a country with zero human rights, that murders journalists and is executing dissenters with alarming frequency @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social? There are football scores you could be showing instead. 🤔

The Broadgate entrance to Liverpool St Station has only put up lights and decorations in OCTOBER.

In the office a small spider appeared yesterday and has begun to weave a web on a colleague’s monitor. The spider has been named Charlotte. We are being careful to protect Charlotte and hope they make it to Friday, when spiders will be everywhere.

I don't normally do a spooky name, must be something in the air this year.

Can't believe the antisemitic Tel Aviv Police banned Jews from football today. Get Starmer and Milliband on it quick.

Great win England and Wales! #CWC25

Just stop this nonsense right now. Miliband knows what he’s saying is utter bollocks, the Guardian knows it is utter bollocks and yet here we are.

I've spent my life arguing against all football fans being tarred with the same brush, but to not even acknowledge that Maccabi Tel Aviv's far-right fans posed a threat to public order, and Birmingham's Muslims in particular, is next-level racist gaslighting

It was said at the time, but it needs saying again. If any British football fans had behaved as Maccabi Tel Aviv fans did in Amsterdam, or Israel fans in Paris and elsewhere, then the Government would be calling for bans, not trying to overturn one.

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fred Wested the second half. #afcwimbledon

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Grazie Roma 💛♥️💛♥️

Reminiscing about the best potato story. Bloke I worked with’s babysitter cancelled because the night before she’d been waiting for her boyfriend outside Spud-U-Like on Gloucester Road and the U fell off and knocked her out.

"I want to dedicate this next one to an absolute piece of shit of a human being. The pronouns? Was/were. Because if you talk shit, you will get banged! Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk, you piece of shit." 💅🏻 🥂 🎉 Absolutely incredible pure king shit

Starmer finally speaks, fails to condemn the fash and is unable to say anything bar talking about his bleedin’ flag. Pathetic.

RIP Ricky Hatton. So sad.

This lot are utter filth aren’t they? Robinson tapping into disquiet in the country, says minister www.bbc.com/news/article...

On the Elizabeth Line and, not for the first time, I’m wondering why people take quite so much luggage on holiday. Some of the suitcases are bigger than me.

It was a grim day politically but I had the best time watching Dons win and then dancing the night away with brilliant people.

Fash march gets top billing on BBC. Why do the far right get this coverage when those demonstrating against genocide never do?

Nothing more cricket than people steadfastly refusing to leave their seat regardless of relentless rain.

Just got home and genuinely thought the actual news of Israel bombing Doha was a hideous parody. Genocide in Palestine, bomb attacks across the Middle East; how can anyone still support Israel?

We were massively delayed on the way home today which made us forget about a weird encounter in the Coop at Piccadilly.

Transphobia is a unique sort of bigotry that just absolutely cooks the online brain. Holding it nearly always results in an inability to ever admit you’re wrong about anything and exponentially increases the likelihood of believing in a cascade of ever dumber conspiracies and fascist ideology

Collab between Palestinian brewery Taybeh & Brewgooder. Solidarity of course but also a decent lager

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Lad just came into the pub, he’s done his holiday vocabulary perfectly and asked for “some dark ale please.” He now has a cask black IPA and seems very happy.

Rayner should have said, "I know the Cabinet will be pleased to see me go, I'm a reminder of who Labour is meant stand up for. Still you can carry on with the racist, ablist, transphobic crap now wthout worrying about upsetting me. And Keir, that bollocks about your upbringing? Just stop it now."

Lush has closed all UK stores, factories, and its website today, replacing its homepage with a Palestinian flag and the message “Stop starving Gaza.” The company is protesting the situation in Gaza and seeking to pressure the UK government into action.