Everyone knows that when you go to sleep you might never wake up again. But for people who have sleeping disorders, when you wake up you never know when you'll sleep again. Today's shitty-less-than-witty sponsored by night terrors! You can't sleep because the things in your dreams keep eating you.

Me too, world, me too. (Folks, please remember that kerning is important. It is the difference between "the whole world is waiting" and "the whole world is wailing".)

Trying to drown your demons at the bottom of a bottle never works. Demons know how to swim.

Echo's always remain even if the form changes.

#FuckNorris Take A Chuck Norris joke and make it MAGA: "The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year." ... "If Chuck Norris had gotten his flu shot he might still be alive." ... (Seriously, vaccines save lives. Make sure you're vaccinated against ALL YOU CAN. It's might be illegal soon.)

Turns out Chuck Norris could be killed. The only thing he was vulnerable to was the MAGA brain rot. You were a hero when I was a kid, not so much as an adult.

Turns out my brain remembers Beakman's World. I had a dream that an apocalypse had occurred and it was the only show on TV that was still going for some reason.

I just found out nothing can kill me. So now I'm going to hunt nothing down and kill him first.

Did you know that a cat can actually walk across your face and absolutely wake you the fuck up. Did you know that a cat can sit on your head and not wake you up? Now you know.

Last day and a half is just sucked. My glucose is being annoying as hell. But I have a cat that loves me and takes care of me when I'm like this. Best glucometer there is.

This has been all night and all day and I'm really getting tired of it.

Will I see everyone around me sneezing and coughing I know that spring has sprung. And as Sir mix a lot would say, it's time for the trees to get sprung.

I personally would love to see the arguments about what Taylor Ham actually is but let's not.

I thought you said it was Robin? No I said they were dressed like Robin I'm pretty sure that's Jason Todd though. We going to die Speak for yourself I'm going to throw you to the ground and run faster. *The sound of Nancy Sinatra's "bang bang (he shot me down)" can be heard in the background.*

You know having two partners on completely opposite schedules with your schedule is in the middle of their schedules it's really interesting sometimes. Today is one of those days

Adam Baldwin has one talent, and it's being a trash human being. My dude can't even act! There are an million other actors who could voice the role who are not walking talking shitstains AND would produce a better performance!

I'm déd.

Okay I took another sip to make sure that I didn't like it. I really don't like it. I've had rancid Hardee's tea that tasted better. And if you've had rancid Hardee's tea you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Guys don't do this. It tastes like I milked one of the Coca-Cola polar bears. It is not good. It is very not good.

I actually have a SodaStream.... I wonder if I can carbonate some milk? I'm going to carbonate some milk.

Before @psygeek.bsky.social was my partner. I really didn't realize that I had a type. I guess that's what happens when you are a demisexual with a handful of romantic partners ever. But I do in fact have a type. And boy am I basic.

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What's My JND? 0.0095 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Got my other hand scheduled and it's going to be at the end of the month! That's awesome. The not awesome part is I ended up having to pay some fees my insurance wouldn't so that I can get the surgery done and apparently I'm going to have to pay them again afterwards. Fucking capitalist hellscape

I found a piece of coprolite once. It isn't my favorite stone, but it IS my favorite number two stone

“When someone is properly grounded in life, they shouldn’t have to look outside themselves for approval.” - Marcus Aurelius #Stoicism #stoicquotes #mindfulness

The death of my grandfather and the ensuring 3 years of wandering the earth like fucking Cain looking for something... Looking for truth. I never found the truth, but I did find a measure of solace.

When you apparently have healed too fast and the nurses are freaked out about it.

People ask us all the time if their state is considering a social media age verification law, and we've finally had the time to pull one together (with only *moderate* snark, even!) dw-advocacy.dreamwidth.org/1493.html

At post op check up

This means that 9-year-old Lucy can deadlift me.

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Got some of my measurements for tailoring today and apparently my shoulders have gotten bigger. I don't know what's up with that. But as of right now from cuff to cuff is over 80 inches. I have literally been unable to wear 6XLs not because I'm a fat bastard, but because I can't get my shoulders in

I haven't had my DCAU fix in a while and I'm mad about it. Why can't my damn hands and brains cooperate?

I have a migraine I'm eating and then I'm going right to hell back to sleep

My temper is probably the worst thing I hate about myself. After that it would probably have to be my certitude. I might waffle about a decision at first, but once certain, I am certain. Makes people crazy because a lot of the time I don't work with a ton of information. Just pure instinct.

I did eventually feed her breakfast in bed. Damnable creature. Too purrsuasive by far.

I used a (new at the time) 1,200 baud modem that gave me a whooping 4,800 bit/second internet speed!

my first username was when I as 8 or 9 I think...

I cannot find my chef's knives. I have looked and the only other places are in the attic maybe. I've had some of those knives over 30 years. One of them was from a very special person that I will never see again... In this life at least