Well fuck. I’m so tired sexual harassment.

@ravensnpennies.com Three Year House Goals.

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What Rabbi said. Full stop.

I’m alive because of a fetal pig skin graft.

They were both country doctors. One grandmother was a nurse who then did the books for both the far and medical practice. The other grandmother was a social worker and a home maker.

This whole thread but especially this.

I HATE HOW RELEVANT THIS IS!

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “as outlined in mental hygiene law 1.03(22) …”

This. Please. Fucking. Understand. This.

Bree routinely restores my faith in humanity.

Do you want to help people across the US get free whistles from the most organized bunch of 3D printing chaos nerds out there? Go buy these amazing whistle coven more filament.

Well, so far I am muddling through Covid with paxlovid and getting very bored of my bedroom. At least I feel well enough to telecommute in to work today.

I finally caught Covid and it sucks. And the the timing is fucking awful and I hate it.

Ok, who’s on my team for the (entirely fictional) cheese heist?

Pez is one of the best pocket humans I know and is really struggling in MN right now. Please help her: www.gofundme.com/f/putting-th...

I had a chemistry professor once describe how he got out of a fight by drunkenly and loudly reciting shakespeare (I believe it was The Scottish Play) to startle them by appearing crazy until he could get away

I’ve studied martial arts on and off (currently off) since I was about 8. They *always* teach fight avoidance and running away as the first courses of action. I’ve *taught* self defense classes about how to avoid fights or get away at the first opportunity.

Shout out to @rahaeli.bsky.social who is the reason I met my beloved @ravensnpennies.com If we had not both been following Raheli I would never have run into CR’s account and never followed him, then messaged him, then visited him, then loved him. You changed my life Raheli, thank you.

Buy one of Jack’s magic pendants!

What Emily says

No lies detected.

Life advice: - be kind to service workers & tip well - don't curse the moon, because it can hear you - learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief - be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world

This means hope can be a cassowary and straight up be a dinosaur that guts a b*tch. Even though it eats plants. Or hope can be a murder of crows that will pass on inherited grudges.

This thread is huge and important and bearing witness is so hard.

Please help out my friend D. She is amazing and kind and *always* cheering me on. She deserves some joy in her life!

Help Greg help keep a Minneapolis family housed

I’m definitely a wistful goat of woe.

Religious nuttery (getting kicked out of the Rhineland) c

Seriously this is one of my favorite books. Excellent cyber punk vibes but also a meditation of poverty, hard choices, abortion and motherhood.

Is tardigrade mercury better or worse than retrofitted mercury?

Nope. Can’t stop, won’t stop. You can’t make me.

Back in 2016 I made the decision that in the face of rising fascism I was going to love the world more fiercely. I was gonna love with a big heart, with gifts, smiles, kind words, plates of food, and deep sincerity. I was going to love the world into being better.

I am the mild mannered enby who unexpectedly sporks you in the kidney if you are an asshat.

Seriously, the fictional radicalizing of NSA Brad such that we spontaneously riff microfics about how he reminds his coworkers to drink water and take their meds and has a secret sticker collection is delightful.

The world is a scary place but I continue to make pretty things to share with you and bring a little joy to people. All profits go to support my household of neurodivergent and mostly queer adults and my heart sister’s household of Onöndowa’ga women. www.feralrosejewels.com/shop

I have watched @mostlybree.kitrocha.com REPEATEDLY logistic the fuck out of the universe. Bree has this amazing ability to set a goal, recruit the most talented spreadsheet nerds, and Get Shit Done. She can make a professional quartermaster weep in organizational envy. It’s all volunteer though.

As a card carry union member in a union I share with a lot of NY state employed nurses, I support this 1000%

I’m excited to announce that my heart sister has generously agreed to let me sell her amazing jewelry at Feral Rose Jewels. Check out Indigenous Products to see her work. www.feralrosejewels.com/shop

It has taken me a long time to understand this. I’m 46 and I can’t say for certain which of my ancestors were “good” and which were more interested in supporting structural racism as and white supremecy. But I do know I have my own choices, and the stories of me I pass on to my children.

This sounds so … relaxing honestly

Mood

Everyone should be so lucky as to be the object of affection of a professional writer who will tell them bespoke x-rated bedtime stories in a voice like honeyed bourbon.

Honestly, this is my 2026 energy too

Every week Emily shares this and every week it bolsters me.

I am the grumpy cave bear. Disturb my slumber at your peril.

Truth

Rabbi’s words really struck a chord with me today.

A really good thread explaining something that has always confused me.

Courtney knows what of she speaks