Yeah this one hurts

using the flashlight on my phone to look for my phone

Audiobooks are 💯 reading. However, they are not reading that my brain accepts so I *personally* never listen. On the gripping hand, I will *always* defend their validity for anyone for whom they *do* work!

Listening to my boss fight with scammers is such fun 🙄

I have finished Hot Guy Rescues Cat (real title: Spirit Blade) and it is delightful! (and exactly what it says on the tin) Guy is hot, he saves the (lorge) kitty, and is a paladin that T. Kingfisher would (probably) be happy with

This is a cat checkpoint: show the most recent cat photo on your phone.

People should say cis men when they mean cis men. My right as a trans man to access bathrooms, have the correct documentation, and get appropriate healthcare including abortions absolutely changes when I cross state lines.

No, it's fine, I wasn't using that or anything

Not the point "Americans have a shared accent" ??????

We are once again struggling with the "work" part of the "work from home" concept

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

That's a spicy meatball

Ok so I just tried this because I have stuff I don't want to work on and Google fully just went "bitch may I offer you a *train*?"

Rules are rules 🤷‍♂️

This setting does have a tendency to turn itself off after updates and does not always carry across devices but it is still very helpful and you can always turn it back on!

I got back into cards and now my hand hurts 😭😭

The chemicals are *supposed* to be there! The problem is your brain/body isn't making enough on its own so you have to support them! Everything is a "chemical"! WATER is a fucking chemical! "I don't want to put chemicals in my body" okay stop drinking water and see how long you last!

It's giving hardcore Challah Cover vibes (IYKYK) It is also breathtaking and gorgeous and a tremendous amount of work

Cute Gossipy Vulture needs *you*

The Blueys Brothers

Hey all, Bree and Donna do a LOT for our communities and they need some help right now if you can! 💜

HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!

That's not how that works. That's not how ANY of that works!!!

And remember if your own accessibility needs make adding alt text difficult you can always use "# alt4me" (w/o the space) and someone will come in and provide alt text as a reply

This is solid advice for most situations tbh

Lar is correct!

You can just go to the grocery store, buy yourself a mango, and eat it like an apple, and no one can stop you! (I do recommend peeling it first tho)

I am now caught up on Monarch: Monsters, not Monogamy and I need everyone to get on the same fucking page dammit!

Everyone's fine and I didn't even need to use the fire extinguisher, but that was a little more excitement than I wanted on my Friday night Protip: make sure there's no plastic on your burner before you turn it on

Something something leopard faces, etc.

I clearly need to sleep because I have been laught at "piss fountain of the dead" for like 5 minutes

I’m not going to make excuses for people higher up/ones who re-upped, but a lot of the people you’re mad at were lied to as teenagers by their own government, which uses cycles of poverty to make sure said government has a large supply of cannon fodder. Please have more sense than a toddler.

Why does this make perfect sense???? I hate brains

And since everyone seems to be using this thread as an excuse to shame people who use self-checkout I am going to say yet again: you don’t know people’s lives, their needs, and why they make the choices they make. You’re not a saint and you make your own choices other people don’t approve of.

@realfollowers.bsky.social sure let's go

Rafe's Pansexual Cupcake Collection!!

And they were all school-aged for Challenger

I feel like something has gone very wrong that I'm just learning this now (I am Jewish and my grandparents grew up on the lower east side)

I believe this is what my Bubbe would've called A Shanda

@alepresser.com @kbspangler.com I brought the first SideQuested book with me to Passover with my family (I had been saving it to read during the holidays) and got my dad *and* my grandma hooked on it. Dad is now trying to convince Mom to read it as well!

DO. NOT. SKIP. THE. LINKS! I am only on the consumer side of this but I get frustrated when people show me cool things but don't tell me where I can get them! Don't make me Google things! POST. LINKY! Listen to Bree! She is wise!

I do not want to go to the extremely foreign country of Israel! I’m from Jersey!

Playing an April Fools' prank on my cats by feeding them 3 minutes late so they think I'm going to starve them to death (disclaimer: this is a joke and I am actually away for Pesach and not in charge of feeding them rn)

I tried to super glue a thing and now my fingers are covered and the thing remains unglued

I would read this in a heartbeat (and yes I did just preorder and you should too)

Excuse me???! Why did no one tell me about the habit formation thing???? This explains soooooo muuuuuuch (especially about my ongoing disagreement with the dentist re: flossing)

I don’t live in Israel I don’t have family in Israel I have never been to Israel but if I mention anything about being Jewish? well you’d better believe I’ve got to clarify that I don’t approve of Israel immediately stop conflating all of Judaism with Israel’s government but leftishly

What, exactly, is wrong with the Sushirrito???

Every! Time!

This last sentence has been *fascinating* as someone who grew up modern Orthodox but as an adult finding my own way has settled somewhere between reform and cultural atheist. Growing up everyone I knew was all about Israel, and moving there, and the politics going on.