Halfway through and someone is starting to enjoy his first Channukah! (We brought him home a few days after Christmas last year)

Night 3

2 night 2 light

ADHD memoirs be like

It has been brought to my attention that this exists and also it's *really fucking good*

There are some laws we do not break

Chag Semeach, y’all! Behold the KRAKENORAH!

The ham is in a fucking CAN! It cannot *possibly* taste even halfway decent! Why is everyone so obsessed with it???

Boyfriend asked to watch Christmas with the Kranks (a movie I notoriously hate) and I (unwisely) agreed. This is truly *the most* ridiculous Christmas movie in existence. *NONE* of it makes sense. *Why* do the neighbors care so fucking much?? Who gives a shit how *other people* choose to celebrate?!

He's so fucking spoiled y'all

I would ask "what does this mean" but I have a sinking feeling I already know and really don't want confirmation of my suspicions

I do not know the owner of this amazing doormat, only where they live (in my apartment complex) but I love it

Last year I got my mom the book dragon earrings and she built him a little backstory! Which she shared with me yesterday. He's a "bookdragon" not a "bookworm" so he hoards the books, but he's a baby so he only has a small hoard. You too can care for a baby bookdragon and its tiny hoard!

Sure I'll play. @profanity.accountant let's fucking go

An important tradition

Mom made a tiny couch for my cats! Gizmo is using it!! I didn't even put him on it for this picture 🥰

Update: I have blisters and ice on my foot

PSA: Do not drop pie (pumpkin or otherwise) fresh from the oven onto your bare foot My toes are sad 😢

Easy Mac n Cheese. 3 reasons 1) this is a meat meal and cheese is dairy 2) cheese is nasty (unless it's on pizza, I contain multitudes) 3) I have never seen Mac n Cheese at any thanksgiving meal ever and it's loss wouldn't even be noticed

Please enjoy the musical stylings of jenbom @klingonpopwarrior.com with backup by julyan'a' and me (or don't, but it was a lot of fun)

This is also why it's good to call and cancel your appt if you learn you can't make it (besides avoiding the cancellation fees)

My skyline right now is half "Trump loves anyone in the room with him, including Mamdani, watch the right crash out over it" and the other half is "Rave Pope" The vibes are *immaculate*

I do not want Gen AI I do not want it on my phone I do not want it as a loan I do not want it on my laptop I would not want it on a mop! I do not want Gen AI I do not want it on my pad I did not want it as a lad I would not like it in my apps I do not want it with my maps Turn it off and go away!

Which reminds me, I still need to print an emergency tiara

What do we think the odds are I can convince my mom she needs this. (My dad doesn't know about it yet but he's already on board)

Microsoft Office icons changed and I don't like it. Put it back! Everything is wrong

Manager: if you're not using [company AI tool] you should start Me (internally): absolutely the fuck not thank you very much I hate the future

I frequently remind my mom of this

I refuse

An interesting thing about cooking kosher food (I don't normally adhere but my parents do and they are coming for Thanksgiving) is that I'm having to create homemade versions of things I usually buy off the shelf (cream of [food] soups, stuffing mixes, etc.)

This is how Bread Cults and 3D Printing clubs start tho, be warned

We will also accept oil paintings or digital media

Coach is, as always, correct

FUCK!

Oh Fuck

I don't know if I have another 18 innings in me

Extra Innings

Yamamoto! Dave Roberts you glorious madman

Here's hoping for a walk off in the bottom of the ninth and not another double header

I recognize this is partially due to a location difference but a comparably-sized home now (in Southern CA I acknowledge) is literally an order of magnitude more expensive

Well that's a hell of a fucking start to game 5

Didn't quite make it to technically having 2 games on the same day but a delight nonetheless

The quantity of baseball sickos is increasing and I'm here for it

This is correct

Every 2 minutes the stream resets to the top of the 12th for reasons unknown to God and man and I refuse to go down like this

The stream is insisting we are actually in the 12th inning and I have questions

Fuck! That! Ump!

Oh I liked that one!

FUCK