People like it when you truly, genuinely listen to them. So pretend to do that.

Leslie Palmer

I knew you were trouble when you yelled hello through my open bathroom window.

If you’re crazy in a crazy World it actually cancels itself out therefore I’m very normal now & wow this is too much... *exhaling SpongeBob face*

Slammed a bunch of Tylenol and watched Kimmel like a true freedom rebel.

life is short buy all the pumpkins

Whenever I see a lone shoe on the road I figure someone’s foot has been raptured

I hope there's a rapture and they only take like a dozen people. I can provide a list.

It's still the month of apples not the month of pumpkins.

Stepped outside and it was so dark and windy I heard the wicked witch cackling* *me, the wicked witch, excited about the rain, laughing and shouting, "we needed this!"

I have news. My frog buddy, Chet, who's been living on my deck since June and has not been seen in 3 weeks has been found. A perfect ending to a great vacation.

#boats #pointpleasantpark 🚣‍♂️

Eleven! Ah ah ah ah

*(also bsky)

I had a thought but failed to catch it

I am lost in a sea of pumpkins. I am not mad about this.

@rachel2manypaws.bsky.social Overdue for a field trip.

same

the end

i’m going to the Big E tomorrow & i’m having french fries for breakfast & sometimes life is good

The orcas are the only species taking all this seriously. They are putting in the work for free.

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words hurt fascists’ feelings.

wanting to have fun but all of the old playgrounds feel like graveyards now

Once upon a rising sun.

your secret place or mine

I want to be what I want to see in the world…

So long summer… see you next year.

Posting tomato recipes because everybody is all pumpkin this or spice that and gawd dammit IT IS TOMATO SEASON

But it's my emotional support repressed trauma.

Together again

Yum

My retirement plan is a double shot of espresso poured over a scoop of vanilla gelato. Or maybe hazelnut. It’s a work in progress. Sorry, did I type that out loud?

Did some back floating today

I found the Great Canadian Baking Show on Roku. I'll help fight fascism later.

And sometimes you’re waiting outside in a parking lot for Michaels to open so you can buy a Halloween dollhouse miniature. And maybe you should wonder about the path of your life, but then again maybe you know exactly where you’re going.

Finding new words to mute every time I scroll, listening to relaxation music, thinking about the time I canoed 20 feet from a moose in upper Maine, was breathless at its majesty, peed myself a little bit but it was in swim trunks so it was totally cool

Oh. That guy. *shrugs*

Birders call Wednesday Wren's Day, and this is why I have hope for humanity.

Love a late summer field and an old barn with a ridge that’s not perfect

Morphing into fuzzy dice to play a cozy game of Yahtzee later. Normal Tuesday stuff.

Sometimes, in the small, suffocating hours of the day, I lie awake thinking of death and how it will come for me and all I hold dear. I also think about brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts

It’s a tale as old as time: expectations vs. reality...godzilla vs. mothra etc etc