don’t flatter yourself sean trans people don’t think about you at all

no, you hang up first, mitch mcconnell

it’s nice to have one celebrity who isn’t a weird health optimization bro

Why does your own bed always feel smaller than a hotel bed even when advertised as the same size, what is up with that

Gotta say, I do love pool time in Texas in the summer, it might be my favorite time of year

Why did I leave myself 2 days to go into work this week, shoulda taken the whole week 😭

FEMA is funded by taxpayers from all 50 states and territories but if you're in a state that didn't vote for him you're not eligible for FEMA aid? apple.news/A7AHKVSDjTeG...

"AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE!'

In rape culture, everything a woman says means yes and nothing she says means no. This seems to assert that though she said not to come over, said no repeatedly, struggled against Platner, an ambiguous prior comment constituted irrevocable consent. Not a shocking breach not to include it.

“Introduced as part of a collaboration with the University of North Carolina’s School of the Arts and Center for Design Innovation, the robo-deputy is meant to stand-in for human cops during intense standoffs.”

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/

people get their cars broken into and stolen all day every day and nothing happens but when a corporation reports it its a fucking 24/7 stakeout with a dozen cops when 1 dude could just pull them over and have a chat

lot of "allies" showing their asses in the wake of the platner rape allegations and reminding us to choose the bear every time

'Troubled Teen' Program Where Paris Hilton Was Tortured Is Finally Going Down www.wonkette.com/p/troubled-t... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

What a wonderful hypothetical he poses. Jimmy Carter was a farmer, but SOLD his farm when he became president because signing a farm bill would in fact have been a conflict if he still owned it.

ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...

On a lighter note: Shot: youtube.com/shorts/jio-0...

*1940’s At The Dentist* Dentist: What’s the problem, Mac? Patient: My yapper hurts Dentist: Yeah, yeah. Whooper of a problem with the pie hole. Dat face hangar needs work. The kisser’s shot. Yer blowhole's kaputsky. Take a hit of this giggle juice, bub. Dem gnashers gotta go.

Your 19th wedding anniversary celebration means getting back to the hotel by 10 pm, taking some alka seltzer, and reviewing the room service breakfast menu

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes. And all that time he insisted he was a ghost, already dead but trapped in semi-corporeal form by Pure Evil. I told him Get Well Sir.

I like Ken, we follow each other, I find most of his political reporting to be very good. But this is a blind spot that men share. Not everyone who's done the things Platner was previously accused of is a rapist, but for anyone who needs to consider men as a threat, it was clear he was untrustworthy

it was just standing in the produce section yelling HAZARD over and over bc a piece of corn husk or something was laying on the floor. I was like "jesus christ, fine", and just picked it up and threw it away so it would stop shouting

Whatever Platner did or didn’t do, pay attention to how quickly conversations about sexual and physical violence against women turn into “aw shucks” meditations on second chances in a way almost no other harms do. What you frame as deserving of grace tells me who you believe should absorb the cost.

Marshawn Kneeland died by suicide in November 2025 at 24. Researchers have concluded that he had stage 1 CTE.

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

Now THIS????? was a program

AC went out 😭

I don't fully get why people with tons of skeletons in their closet try to get into the public spotlight, beyond some pathology.

kinda weird how a guy who had the resume and history of the worst guy you've ever met somehow turned out to be a bad guy

What a cool thing for the president to do!

well folk's, it looks like those wacky Dems are in [lowers sunglasses] disarray

I don’t enjoy being mad at Stephen King, I’ve got enough other stuff to be pissed off about

The silver lining is that Trump would have taken credit for the win if the US had pulled it out, and his braindead supporters would have posted AI generated shots of Trump scoring goals and ripping his shirt off like he was Brandi Chastain with AI muscles and now we’ll never have to see that.

just too many rancid vibes tbh

mr president have you considered perhaps attending a few yankees games sir

I had to watch the clip to find out this is about Matt Gaetz, who was repeatedly elected to the House by Republicans (and whose AG nomination never reached any vote because Gaetz himself withdrew).

since we know They gon whitewash that man’s record and character, remember that this is who he was and what he stood for. disrespectfully ❤️

I guess I'm just really frustrated and angry and sad. Why can't things be better than this.

oh for the love of exhibit 39248320 why when someone has a Nazi tattoo, you don't need to wait and see what else is behind the tattoo!

As for the men wondering why women wait so long to come forward: because it's humiliating, you dumb fucks. Not because we did anything wrong but because of the way society views survivors and the fact that we're always put on trial too if we report it--as if we're also the perpetrators

Y'all know this, right? RIGHT?

Matthew McConaughey saying the word “soil” makes me feel a little uncomfortable

The lesson a lot of people unable to learn: No one is ever JUST a racist or a misogynist or an antisemite etc.

Yes and. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of women saw Platner and immediately went “I know that kind of guy.”

The gene therapy Zolgensma helped children born with a fatal disease grow up to run and play. But the cost was stunning: $2M per dose. While taxpayers and charities funded the drug’s early development, execs, venture-capital backers and a pharma giant have reaped the profits. (Pub. Feb. 2025)

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