aide: *whispers something in my ear* me: okay but what if three is like. a lot? aide: *leans in, whispers more aggressively* me: oh fuck. okay but at least people don't have them, like, daily right aide: *pulls me behind stage* me, loudly: SEVERAL??

me during every single attempt in Noita:

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

I think about this all the time.

lol www.reuters.com/technology/t...

we all know this classic way

Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion

An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it

Thinking about this quote for no reason today.

Decided to expand it a bit, into a proper page of some sort, for more context or something, to give a proper view of my no-compromise vision. #Morrowind

"Respectfully and professionally"

I need this injected directly into my veins

🐁☁️🎈💕

the mild manners are job security, baby www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

6 months prison time should be the minimum sentence for streaming online

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

The embargo for the Forza Horizon 6 preview drops today. Please consider standing in solidarity with @nogamesforgenocide.com and not signalling to Xbox (and largely Microsoft) that they can count on your money. There's no right/wrong way to protest, but you can pledge your support 🎮

My county is a joke. Not just because of this large fruit.

It just doesn’t make sense to me how a decorated soldier could also be a psychopathic murderer

jake paul don’t listen to the woke haters. it will be completely fine for your career if you wear blackface

Reminder: Day 1 the US atomised over 100 children.

Good news, everyone!

They fired Hellfire missiles, which use shaped charges to destroy heavily armoured tanks and concrete bunkers, at anyone who was within five minutes running distance of a guy.

38% percent of Lebanon's population is Christian and we're bombing them to hell on Good Friday

I would prefer the daycare to the wars, actually.

This isn't a joke, this is Katie's life! 🚌🧝‍♀️ #d20onabus

why is this so funny

thank you

Kessler 👏👏👏Kessler👏👏👏

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

This seems not the ideal choice.

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

Who needs fuckin Harry Potter when you can have a much more memorable experience playing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, all for the low price of $5.99?

Marx said there's a specter haunting Europe. But what if ghosts aren't real?

YouTubers don’t like their private jet being tracked.

Dozens of Israeli settlers stormed the Palestinian village of Jalud during Eid al-Fitr, torching homes and wounding at least one person. The attack comes amid a surge in settler violence in the occupied West Bank, where over 1,000 Palestinians have been killed since October 2023.

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

3/19/26

This is both your faults @postoctobrist.bsky.social @josie.zone

I think my vision might be *too* augmented...

Labor do suck, but this is still much preferable to the LNP and One Nation having any sort of power.