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yaoi gagarin
about 12 hours ago
aide: *whispers something in my ear* me: okay but what if three is like. a lot? aide: *leans in, whispers more aggressively* me: oh fuck. okay but at least people don't have them, like, daily right aide: *pulls me behind stage* me, loudly: SEVERAL??
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violue
11 days ago
me during every single attempt in Noita:
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jenna 💚🐯
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hammancheez
4 days ago
This could be business casual if we even gave a shit
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Sam Whyte
5 days ago
I think about this all the time.
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Chris Person
8 days ago
lol
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Chuck Tingle
9 days ago
we all know this classic way
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Ed Zitron
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caroline cash
about 1 month ago
Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion
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jesse
11 days ago
An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it
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Thinking about this quote for no reason today.
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Khvostya (Comms for cheap)
17 days ago
Decided to expand it a bit, into a proper page of some sort, for more context or something, to give a proper view of my no-compromise vision.
#Morrowind
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"Respectfully and professionally"
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16 days ago
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I need this injected directly into my veins
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Zach Rabiroff
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Leftist Gamer Memes
18 days ago
🐁☁️🎈💕
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earend 🐻 defence situation
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Tom McH
2 months ago
the mild manners are job security, baby
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acabylon bee
22 days ago
6 months prison time should be the minimum sentence for streaming online
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Josh Sawyer
22 days ago
stolen from
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Better Things Are Possible
28 days ago
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics
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vitzpatel
30 days ago
The embargo for the Forza Horizon 6 preview drops today. Please consider standing in solidarity with
@nogamesforgenocide.com
and not signalling to Xbox (and largely Microsoft) that they can count on your money. There's no right/wrong way to protest, but you can pledge your support 🎮
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My county is a joke. Not just because of this large fruit.
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30 days ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
It just doesn’t make sense to me how a decorated soldier could also be a psychopathic murderer
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
30 days ago
jake paul don’t listen to the woke haters. it will be completely fine for your career if you wear blackface
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Reminder: Day 1 the US atomised over 100 children.
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about 1 month ago
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Good news, everyone!
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about 1 month ago
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Gareth Watkins
about 1 month ago
They fired Hellfire missiles, which use shaped charges to destroy heavily armoured tanks and concrete bunkers, at anyone who was within five minutes running distance of a guy.
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Rude Law Dog
about 1 month ago
38% percent of Lebanon's population is Christian and we're bombing them to hell on Good Friday
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Thought Slime
about 1 month ago
I would prefer the daycare to the wars, actually.
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Dimension 20
about 1 month ago
This isn't a joke, this is Katie's life! 🚌🧝♀️
#d20onabus
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Rob DenBleyker
about 1 month ago
why is this so funny
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Chuck Tingle
about 1 month ago
thank you
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Rustie
about 1 month ago
Kessler 👏👏👏Kessler👏👏👏
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Asher Elbein
about 1 month ago
Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb
gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...
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This seems not the ideal choice.
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about 1 month ago
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Blue Heron Farm
about 1 month ago
NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu
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Voryn Dagoth Ur
about 1 month ago
Who needs fuckin Harry Potter when you can have a much more memorable experience playing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, all for the low price of $5.99?
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Cliff Pervocracy
about 1 month ago
Marx said there's a specter haunting Europe. But what if ghosts aren't real?
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Jack Sweeney
about 1 month ago
YouTubers don’t like their private jet being tracked.
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Voryn Dagoth Ur
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Al Jazeera English
about 2 months ago
Dozens of Israeli settlers stormed the Palestinian village of Jalud during Eid al-Fitr, torching homes and wounding at least one person. The attack comes amid a surge in settler violence in the occupied West Bank, where over 1,000 Palestinians have been killed since October 2023.
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full slack
about 2 months ago
What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.
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caroline cash
about 2 months ago
3/19/26
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✨Shiv
about 2 months ago
This is both your faults
@postoctobrist.bsky.social
@josie.zone
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I think my vision might be *too* augmented...
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about 2 months ago
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Labor do suck, but this is still much preferable to the LNP and One Nation having any sort of power.
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about 2 months ago
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Ban Cars
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