they really shouldve made this in the shape of a drone or missile or something since he bombed 7 countries

there needs to be a coordinated global effort among democracies to destroy this man's financial and social media empires and leave him impoverished and powerless

Louis Warren, historian: "Dracula was an expression of Bram Stoker's complicated frontier race panic." Greg Bovino, Nazi: "Vlad the Impaler was a heroic fighter against the invasive Turk." louiswarren.com/wp-content/u...

lol shut up

I feel seen and attacked.

Oh no 🥺 The French-Iranian artist, comic book author and director Marjane Satrapi, who became world-renowned with the graphic novel and film "Persepolis," has died at the age of 56. She also directed Chicken with Plums (2011), The Voices (2014), Radioactive (2019), Dear Paris (2024)...

he's right. we should be (respectfully) gassing each other up more often. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTEe...

i don't know what's actually happening here but for a second I thought he'd strapped a bomb to his chest and felt joy for the first time in six months

this is gonna fucking stink

from playboy's 2004 interview with "the google guys"

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

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“I’ll take a martini. Shakemaxxed would be poggers.”

big computer is conspiring to take away the only thing i've ever actually liked: the computer

so without further ado, let's begin

No! Not my beautiful maggies!

VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.

hell yeah voice actors

I love doing sys admin work. Wanna get root acces on Linux? Run this complex script to backflip an auth token through system memory. Wanna get admin access to an encrypted drive on Windows? Put this USB in the machine and hold CTRL.

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

"we bought a game company for 7.5 billion dollars, laid off their workforce several times, forced AI and live service elements into their games, and shuttered their upcoming projects. why isn't this profitable?"

This place produces 75% of all steel in Australia. Just fucking nationalise it! Surely even turbo centrists would be in favour just on national security grounds!

<aristocrats voice> The Resistance!

aide: *whispers something in my ear* me: okay but what if three is like. a lot? aide: *leans in, whispers more aggressively* me: oh fuck. okay but at least people don't have them, like, daily right aide: *pulls me behind stage* me, loudly: SEVERAL??

me during every single attempt in Noita:

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

I think about this all the time.

lol www.reuters.com/technology/t...

we all know this classic way

Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion

An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it

Thinking about this quote for no reason today.

Decided to expand it a bit, into a proper page of some sort, for more context or something, to give a proper view of my no-compromise vision. #Morrowind

"Respectfully and professionally"

I need this injected directly into my veins

🐁☁️🎈💕

the mild manners are job security, baby www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

6 months prison time should be the minimum sentence for streaming online

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics