i know literally nothing about judaism, especially orthodox judaism, but shouldn't having someone else turn on the stove be like... cheating

I saw a meme last night about a generational divide marker of folks who cannot sit through videos and want the words typed out because they read faster than they can watch a video and I felt that deep in my heart. I'm happy for folks who love video, but I hate them. Give me text. Let me read.

This sign raises more questions than it answers

I was dreaming about Newsradio and how sad I still am about Phil Hartman 😭

this week in Baby

I would truly consider this if I hadn’t written incest fic in my lifetime

ew why am i even still awake my day started at 11 last night

i dug something out of the archives and posted it i think only lydie has read this bc I think she was the only one i send my "in progress" folder to so any unfinished stories *sob*

the sacred texts have been restored

How tf did these wild turkeys get downtown??????

waiting for my flu shot and yawning soooo much

selfies

51 degrees outside and still too warm for me to comfortably wear a jacket.

wow walmart left my order by my door 10 hours ago and no one stole it! then again how tempting can a 12 pack of caffeinated propel water be

walmart accidentally put an extra healthy choice meal in my order

i hope the villagers are having a nice time... #TownToCity

I know the "what if Obama had done this" thought exercise gets old, but truly, can y'all imagine? MAGA would have lost their fucking minds over him erasing history.

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just realized the guy that posted a picture of his spaghetti dinner to instagram every day hasn't posted in a year i'm going to need time to sort my feelings about this

it's been less than 3 weeks but I could god damn SWEAR my hair has somehow grown over an inch??? there's all this wavy new growth and I don't like how it looks/feels when i touch it. I wish i'd taken a picture when it dried, then i'd be able to compare and see if my hair has really grown so much.

ideally i would stop worrying about rent, but UBI in a capitalist society? the capitalism would just swallow it up.

i love her little face so much 😩😩😩 sometimes i just say “who’s my little facey face” which, what does that even mean

Whatever stress your Thanksgiving may bring, at least you're not this woman on Threads who is now frantically searching for an open store so she can buy green beans that aren't beets.

i will die for this cat

Just a reminder during the holiday season

i think something has gone wrong here unless there was a Xena/Just Shoot Me crossover I've forgotten...

i was watching the episode of Xena where she's in the body of a little girl and like halfway through I started thinking the girl looked familiar and SHE'S

sorry, i was expecting shadayim

me: oh yeah i heard from my doctor i don't have any significant arrhythmia but "rare and very infrequent premature contractions of the upper chambers of the heart" my mom: that's interesting because I have a benign heart murmur me: WHAT WHEN DID YOU LEARN ABOUT THIS ARE YOU OKAY FAFHAFHAHSKA

I've made some decent strides since i first met with the nutritionist a couple months ago and lost about 18 pounds but apparently all that goes out the window when I have sausage balls. I think i've eaten like... TEN?? i just finished making them less than an hour ago THEY R CRACK

why does every bisquick sausage ball recipe on this earth have a different cooking temperature/time

I wonder where The 100 is going after it leaves Netflix?

ok never gotten ads for ABO EBOOKS lmaooooo

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A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths. Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.

We are nearly approaching the 10-year anniversary of the Colangelo family Thanksgiving mystery of trying to figure out who ate the bag of gourmet dog treats thinking they were cookies and stashed the wrapper under the couch once they realized their mistake.

i could almost swear

i miss when I was in my late 20s/early 30s and had zero awareness of the predatory capitalism of fandom

i once heard about a prominent wincester (no, i won't tell you who) that blew her kid's college fund on conventions and instead of seeing people like that as a cautionary tale, or a reason to engage with fandom about responsible spending or battling FOMO, what happens? more shit to buy.

every time i read about new "Taylor Swift variants" on ONTD I think less and less of her these people with passionate fandoms KNOW that some of that passion reaches levels of ILLNESS and they're like "how can i wring every last drop out of them"

my mom and i share a nemesis, and it’s “guy that clears the parking lot with a leaf blower on mondays”

oh god damnit i missed amas on the arcane subreddit

the property i used to live on is like an airbnb now 😭😭😭 except as far as i can tell it's the other two houses being rented out, not the one we were in. photos of the idyllic view but no mention of the drunk lunatic that fell off the cliff and died in 2014? HOW RUDE

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN AN ENTIRE YEAR #jayvik Arcane Act 3 as a whole didn't rewire my brain, it just pulled several wires loose and left them there "all i want is my partner back" GYAAAAUGH just shoot me

u don't have 2 do this Name: Dominique Pronouns: she/her Height: possibly 5'7" Sexuality: i gave up figuring it out Sign: "ROAD WORK AHEAD" Piercings: ears Tattoos: 0 Fav color: violet+blue Fav drink(s): propel water Fav food(s): pizza is my true love Fav animal: CAT Status: sitting down

WHY IS MAMBO NUMBER 5 SUDDENLY STUCK IN MY HEAD

or maybe i could NOT put more sadness out there

mimi made this weird yowling noise that i rarely hear and it's generally from a cat about to throw up but then when i go to check on her she's just eating?? SO WHO WAS PHONE

well that sure doesn't happen much 11 dollars?! usually i get like one sale a week and it's 57 cents or something