in Texas the Stand Your Ground law still lists "being offered New York salsa" as a justification for lethal self-defense

I’m pretty sure the raptors were feathered, so I’m sold.

Happy Pride month’s everyone, and remember that it all started with a riot.

10th grade history teacher always had an air of superiority about her. She showed us a crappy TV movie about Ivan the Great and had us write an essay about it, then randomly picked mine to read out loud to the class. In it I frequently made fun of using a TV movie as a lesson. She was not amused.

what are your three favorite Bond songs? Live And Let Die, A View To A Kill, Skyfall

Just deleted mine and put an updated version of the link page from my website in its place. This shit is fucking exhausting.

Who needs psychedelics when you have the natural high of getting up too fast?

Mind giving this a share?

the 70s

Repost with your first crush.

Every once in a while you’ve just gotta Mental Vortex. Wait, that doesn’t work so well.

Every once in a while you’ve just gotta Ride the Lightening.

Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie.

BREAKING: Dewey Cox has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

I've loved everything this team has made, grade A stuff across the board!!!

Editor Seeking Emergency Paid Work Hello everyone! I’m seeking a few new editing opportunities, as I’ve had an emergent issue pop up and need to make some funds fast. I’m offering 4 spots at $300 to edit up to 32-pages of comic material. These spots can be combined.

I’m sorry, but I actually find this extremely funny.

A guy got famous for how he said “whoa.” These were dark times.

I think it would be swell if WHO KILLED SARAH SHAW? got a best graphic novel nomination, don’t you?

One last chance to vote for WHO KILLED SARAH SHAW? for Best Original Graphic Novel!

Need to help spread the word on this, so if you’re a comic creator or journalist and want to check out a PDF, let me know!

Tates Cookies are just burned cookies, and anyone who thinks differently has been fooled by the “gourmet” label.

The first one I read all the way through was Pet Sematary, and I read it in a cabin in the Maine woods not far from where some of the original movie was filmed, so I’m going to go with that.

“Who Killed Sarah Shaw?” got a Grantie! I can finally put “award winning cartoonist” in all my bios!

Is there a way we can convince these guys that breathing oxygen is also womanly?

Want your voices to be heard? Sign our petition here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/da... #DHWU

Nazi TERFs fuck off

Lisa went through a lot in EAT MY FLESH, DRINK MY BLOOD. Maybe too much. I’ll let Olivia Rodrigo handle the recap.

I somehow got the Alvin & The Chipmunks theme song stuck in my head. Send help.

There’s a new I JUST CAME FROM HELL page up today. And we want to know: just what does the Saragassum smell like? Sound off in the comments! www.patreon.com/posts/159235...

Apparently it’s World Dracula Day, but which Dracula do they mean?

How I often feel going on http colon backslash backslash blue sky period com.

THRILLER

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

It can only be “bland.” There’s no other reasonable choice.

“You know I’m something of a scientist myself.”

I’m looking to hop on podcasts/shows to talk about our new horror comic I JUST CAME FROM HELL, and our previous work WHO KILLED SARAH SHAW, and EAT MY FLESH, DRINK MY BLOOD! If anybody has availability in their schedules over the Summer, please let know! I can send over PDFs if you’re unfamiliar!

Even at the best of times, if the world wasn’t on fire and crumbling around us, I’d say the last thing that ever needs to be discussed or given any attention whatsoever is the dumbass opinion Elon Musk has about any piece of pop culture.

I read this.

A little TMNT 1990 movie reference I threw into TRENCH COAT SAMURAI. Today’s page accidentally went out to all patrons, and it’s a fine one to see out of context if you’d like to get a taste: www.patreon.com/posts/158869...

“Do Lisas Dream Of Special Hugging,” and other stories told in a new page of I JUST CAME FROM HELL, now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/158683...