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The fecundity of Shub-Niggurath! The patience of Hagarg Ryonis! The creativity of Azathoth! The grace of Zo-Kalar! The vision of Aiueb Gnshal! The ferocity of Mh'ithrha!

Extrapolating from incomplete data, there exists an Ariana Pequeña. She is 5'10", can't sing a note, but is built like an NFL linebacker and can throw you into next week.

At this point, I'm starting to assume that Mike Johnson is also somewhere in these emails.

Yeah. Durbin was at the No Kings rally in October, up on the stage with a bunch of other politicians. Didn't speak (though I can't say whether or not he was asked), but...you know. Optics. That's pretty much who he is at this point. Always looking for the good optics, but when the chips are down...

Ok, let me put my civics teacher cap on. Last night was a cloture vote in order to bring H.R. 5371 to the floor for a full vote. There's still one more vote to be made, to approve H.R. 5371. While I'm not hopeful, you should be leaning on your senators as hard as you can right now.

Voting seems to have stalled out right now at 56-40. Is there a point where the clock runs out?

Mamdani is going to impose Shambala Law. All New Yorkers must work towards inner peace and wisdom.

The revolution will not be toasted. Someone make me that shirt.

To be fair, the prosecutor's argument was sub-standard.

ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

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Change one letter, ruin a candy Sharties

Every time I think I'm getting ahead in my comic career...huge setback.

My grandpa-in-law just passed at 95. At his shiva, we have his union books on display. They contain his membership card, as well as stamps denoting his dues payments. Very cool pieces of Labor history!

Wanna kill this "6-7" shit? Use it. Respond to all their questions with it. Either they will stop using it because you made it uncool, or you frustrated them to tears.

Wow. Absolutely, stunningly tragic. My heart goes out to them.

I got a flag for Saturday. I'll be flying the Rebellious Stripes of the Sons of Liberty. "The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending at all hazards; and it is our duty to defend them against all attacks." -- Samuel Adams

RIP to an OG of the deli/appetizing world. Raise a bagel and lox in his honor. May his memory be a blessing.

As I am still trying to find a more-trustworthy source than the one I found earlier, I am going to recant my statement until I can more accurately verify. The internet is good for nothing, folks!

That red brick building is Funston Elementary. They are gassing kids in their classrooms

Days like this make you pine for the Praetorian Guard...

We need to send these bozos down to Lower LOWER Wacker.

Glad I am not watching Horst Wessel 2.0.

I maintain that this is the best written movie of all time. Just an absolute favorite.

Just a phenomenal talent. Butch & Sundance ride again.

Make a band singular: Crosby

May we someday be blessed to have a healthy, functional, responsible democracy like Brasil.

I sincerely hope that, if he recovers, Kirk finally understands why gun reform is necessary to the survival of this nation.

Take note.

Dipped, jagoff.

This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor. Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/1996...

As a Civics and AP US Gov teacher, fuck - specifically - this guy. The Founding Fathers and Framers are spinning so fast in their graves, you could hook them up and power the East Coast.

Just had an incredible meal at il Carciofo in Fulton Market. Turns out a former student is a chef there now! He hooked us up. We got to talk and catch up, and he introduced us to Chef Flamm. But the best part was getting to see a former student succeed in something they love. And the carbonara.

Comic writing achievement: UNLOCKED.

Farthest I've been: N: Reykjavik, Iceland S: Bogotá, Colombia E: Mykonos, Greece W: Na Pali Coast State Wilderness Park, Kauai, Hawaii

Hi, I'm Paul Axel! You may know me as the one of the faces of the AP Annual Conference! I sure didn't until today.

My baseball hero. I got to see him once, in the stands. Sat five rows behind him. Just to SEE him? I felt like a kid again. Such a loss, and far too soon.

Been really struggling with the comics thing lately.

Raise 'em right, folks.

No kings. No aristocracy. Here the people rule.

11 authors, read more than 5 books: Isaac Asimov George R.R. Martin Michael Crichton Jeff Shaara Edward Rutherfurd James Michener Arthur Conan Doyle Clive Cussler Edgar Rice Burroughs Dr. Seuss (especially lately) and this guy ⬇

Pretty sure it's Mavis Staples. Or Buddy Guy. Or Chaka Khan.

Something I hate about my Chicago PUBLIC high school's graduation is that it is in a church. The podium is literally a cross. Our inspirational singer is literally singing worship music. All students are required to attend this. Like, this busts the 1st Amendment Establishment clause SO HARD.

Take some time today to reflect on D-Day. Consider the costs of removing fascists once they are in power.

CEO of CPS just sent out his farewell email. And I'm all like Curly Bill here. Now let's work towards hiring a SUPERNINTENDO. Schools are not a business and should not be run as such.

Honestly, I would watch Natasha Lyonne play Dwayne Johnson.