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So some asshole made ignorant, arrogant comments about bread in Mexico, and the result is my TikTok FYP is full of delicious panadería content.
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DaddyJew
about 9 hours ago
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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Julie Lavender Menace
4 days ago
This door is labeled in case you find yourself running from a bad guy in an action movie.
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d.ly
about 8 hours ago
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Bought tickets to see a comedy show with a friend I haven’t hung out with in forever. Things to look forward to in 2026.
about 11 hours ago
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4yo to me: Have you apologized? Me: For what? 4yo: For stinking up the whole world.
about 13 hours ago
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DaddyJew
1 day ago
*going over Epstein files* unbelievable, this guy was obsessed with black rectangles
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Auntie Social
1 day ago
Shout out to my USPS mail carrier who bypassed the package deposit box on my front porch and went the extra mile to walk all the way around my house to deliver my Xmas present in a puddle on top of dogshit.
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
(me when i have nothing to do) i should think of something to do (me when i have something to do) well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
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When my compost pail is full of nothing but coffee grounds I know I need to start eating healthier.
1 day ago
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I guess I was conditioned by the phrase “a face for radio”, because I am always surprised to find out that NPR personalities are quite attractive.
2 days ago
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Couples who sit next to each other instead of across from each other at restaurants: Why?
3 days ago
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Anyone else find the shape of the Roku remotes strangely difficult to hold? I drop them when trying to pick them up all the time.
6 days ago
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Jenn 🩷
6 days ago
Stop being so funny, I can’t repost everything you post because people will think I have a thing for you.
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Reverie
6 days ago
Protecting my 45 mins of weekday morning quiet alone coffee time at all costs
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7 days ago
🙏🏼plants: Miracle-gro 🙏🏼constipation: Miracle-go 🙏🏼condoms: Miracle-no 🙏🏼Homer: Miracle-d’oh 🙏🏼pretty woman: Miracle-ho 🙏🏼joey: Miracle-whoa 🙏🏼little women: Miracle-jo 🙏🏼pipes: Miracle-flow 🙏🏼vadis: Miracle-quo *annnnnnnd, send🙏🏼
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Actual names
7 days ago
Fanny Sneezum England and Wales, Census, 1891
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Anyone else ever have the urge to put on a hoodie you haven’t owned for over a decade?
7 days ago
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Carol Kane in “Scrooged”
7 days ago
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anton
9 days ago
Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
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Bucked Up LA Bowl, hosted by Gronk!
8 days ago
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#Crocswiththefur
8 days ago
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dave the yule regret it crab
8 days ago
i often send myself texts so i won’t forget something, then my phone dings & i look to see who texted me because i’m an idiot
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
8 days ago
I’ve applied the defibrillator paddles please respond
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Whoever is in charge of designing the packaging for children’s toys has a lot to answer for
8 days ago
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Started the coffee maker, went to the other room to scroll on my phone. A sinking suspicion came over me that I hadn’t actually pressed the start button. Turns out I hadn’t even filled it with water.
8 days ago
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Who else grew up with a view of the animal world that was shaped by Brian Jacques’ division of the animals into good and evil?
10 days ago
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The motive in this “Law and Order” episode is pretty far fetched.
10 days ago
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DocAtCDI
10 days ago
Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.
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merry cheymas
10 days ago
Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
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Steve Suckington
10 days ago
if you’re fighting, always try to be the bigger person. it’s much easier to beat up small people
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sweetie π
14 days ago
with the olympics coming up i can’t help but wonder which athlete will destroy a piece of equipment with his huge hog this time
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Marsh Davies
14 days ago
Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits. "Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
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Miss Havishambles
13 days ago
Posting when no-one’s around so it’s less embarrassing.
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dillo (wiglet tuttle)
13 days ago
communist takeover of iowa and we change the name to weowa
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
13 days ago
Therapist: I think we’re having a break-through. Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah
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My wife hired a clown for our daughter’s birthday. He arrived in regular clothes and no makeup. He then explained to our daughter that he was going to put on makeup, and what he would do in the show. Honestly, a great strategy.
14 days ago
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alexis simpson
14 days ago
i like it when all of you post good because then i can just repost your good posts and i don't have to think
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albrr (it’s cold outside)
14 days ago
at the bank withdrawing money off the secret menu
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grilled cheese 🧀
15 days ago
MAHA be like, "yeah? well if this lime juice is all natural, why does it burn when i put it in my eyes??"
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Watched “The Naked Gun” (Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson) on the plane. Very enjoyable plane movie.
15 days ago
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Jenny Doesn’t Know
15 days ago
How the Grinch met your Mother
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BooBooKitty
15 days ago
Them: Wanna feel old? Me: No.
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Theciscokidder
15 days ago
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Woozle & Taffy
16 days ago
@actualnames.bsky.social
Arse Maul
www.findagrave.com/memorial/271...
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Brendel
16 days ago
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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batkaren
17 days ago
[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process] "This is some bullshit!"
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Greg the Miller
19 days ago
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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Merry Deeksmas 🫶
21 days ago
I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
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