Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is the ultimate ADHD JRPG. I wanted to do this quest, but it needs a certain skill check, so I need to unlock a skill for my eagle man, so now I’m running around an underground lake to kill mosquitoes while I wait for a robot lady to finish a mercenary mission.

well this made me cry

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

Setting up the sound booth for Sunday service. Projection software on the computer cannot use the ESV Bible because it is registered to another machine. “The Bible has DRM,” was not a slot I anticipated on my church technology bingo card.

Work dumber not harder

This is the best product review I’ve read: samhenri.gold/blog/2026031... It doesn’t matter if you’re interested in the MacBook Neo or not; this is the kind of essay that makes you think about the potential of technology and the joys of exploration.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

My Dad is an engineer and built his dream house with no intention of ever reselling it. the positives are that it is an insanely energy efficient system, but he also thinks architecture is a scam so it looks like a sims house.

Twist! The Clock Master is a WOMAN! The original Clock Master was her FATHER. She took over changing the clock after he DIED in a tragic CLOCK ACCIDENT! But the clock is FAILING and she doesn't know why! Can this unconventionally attractive traveling ROGUE MECHANIC help her before it's too late?!

AP style is all lowercase and "saving" (singular). Don't forget to move your clocks an hour forward before you go to bed tonight. In the U.S., daylight saving time officially starts at 2:00 a.m. on the second Sunday in March.

this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol

Re;MATCH is a forthcoming marble-matching fighting game by @brotherminggames.bsky.social, elevated by sharp fighter design and some really great match-making. My preview: spacebiff.com/2026/03/02/r...

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

looking forward to the release of the third final fantasy 7, which will be approximately the eighth final fantasy 7, which was the tenth final fantasy

Wise words

ok hear me out

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Alcohol molecule is a dog.

Playing Caves of Qud on my switch last night, I got the urge to name my gun after a harrowing encounter, and was given the option to name it based the culture of the baboons I killed it with. Not sure what I was expecting.

Wat

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now. Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

Wondering where to watch the CMG Spring Festival Gala? Join me live in 1.5 hours as I follow the show and share real-time updates - the highs and the lows. No paywall, no registration required. whatsonweibo.com/inside-chunw...

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

every alt band photo

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear

Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free. ...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...

so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Happy #SuperbOwl 🦉 Sunday to all who celebrate.

this barrier cannot stop me

Caves of Qud mutates onto the Nintendo Switch, February 16th!

ON FAITH-ORIENTED STRATEGIES SUPPORTING INCOMPLETE GOAL COMPLETION IN COUPLES-BASED RELATIONAL SCHEMAS J. Bonjiovi.

That time I found a pile of old NASA research documents in a skip and took them home for a lark.

I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets. Two. Minutes. #CatsofBluesky

He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

They call the shocking speed at which I can make any plate of mashed potatoes just disappear my carbo hide rate

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think