I had an idea that would elegantly unite and benefit several discrete gameplay systems in Snow In The Wind. Then I fell asleep

The sirens of the rocks beckon you but, like, in space

There is no opposition party too evil for moderate democrats to find common ground with

hey quick question what the fuck are we doing?

what if Beyond Good and Evil 2 comes out before GTA6

What is the major factor that makes a sequel take a decade to make? It seems like if you already have the framework of the previous game, it'd be mostly be a matter of content significant and upgrades

Continuing to inflict my music on coworkers. Nature is healing

Genie: you have three— Me: I wish my hair was always slightly damp Genie: 𝒘𝒉𝒚

One of the more interesting aspects of introducing my kids to movies is that they often struggle with the line between "this info should be unquestioningly accepted by the audience because it's important exposition" and "this is a character's opinion/expectation, tainted by falliability or deceit."

"What about his family?" Actually, it's fully in keeping with Cheney's legacy and worldview to not merely be indifferent to the emotional and physical suffering of him or his loved ones, but to actively torture them to get what you want.

if I could do anything right I'd be unstoppable

I had a dream where I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up Dick Cheney was dead

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I've already depicted you as the massively powerful enemy blocking my path and myself as the hapless player running past you on my way to the attempt the boss for the ninth time

"It's a poor artist who blames his tools." Oh yeah? Well my tools suck. They are garbage ass. When other artists see my tools they do the sign of the cross

That's a wrap on Metroid Prime Remastered. As someone who could never stick with the old 2d ones, I greatly enjoyed it. Fun abilities and good level design.

Okay now this game should continue for a dozen more innings

I desperately need the Dodgers to catch up and tie the game. For the content

I don't know why people aren't having more kids. We've tried everything from soaring inflation, suppressing wages, stripping rights, destroying public services, making literally everything more expensive, making literally everything more expensive in a different way, and sending in the marines

as usual, the left wing media is trying to have me cancelled for the fake crime of Pants Exploding In The Walgreens Parking Lot

Securing a copyright for my innovations in cramming woodland critters into ornate spheres

I also am no longer a prince but you dont see me making a big deal over it

whichever wikipedia editor is prepping the article for the Second American Civil War really has their work cut out for them

Absolute power corrupts absolutely but we don't have to give absolute power to people who are already corrupt

Some people see their work as a simple 9-5 job. Clock in, clock out. Others people know it's a not just a job — it's a calling. A commitment. You need to work hard, be driven, get shit done, and prove you want it more than the next guy. We've made the difficult decision to lay them all off.

It'll be interesting to see what happens when the games industry employs 0 people

I told you!

okay I have a new working theory: what if the baseball only exists while I'm paying attention to it? To test this theory, I'm going to bed

This has been a wild two games of baseball

Fortunately, the 18th inning of the 3rd game of the world series is where the Dodgers really shine

[both teams at the top of every inning] okay now let's do a fun one

Hayao Miyazaki has retired three times since this game began

When we get to the 18th inning, someone should post "This has been a wild two games of baseball." It can't be me because I'll be dead

Let's end this. Ohtani, Guerrero, no items, fox only, final destination

good evening and welcome to the world series of edging

you guys need to learn that baseball games don't "end"

As I suspected: the kids got raptured

There aren't nearly enough songs about hearing things through the grapevine

the lord gave me italics and I'm gonna use it

shopping for a new audio interface and reading reviews so please put a bullet in my head

two things can both be true: a swamp witch cursed me into a pigeon after I rear-ended her kia sorento AND the old crone on maple street cursed me human again after I pooped on her porch

I don't think we're prepared to reckon with the socioeconomic consequences of naming my daughter Bayonetta

I actually know but you don't see me being all weird about it

Because Trump has complete immunity, I think he should just order the treasury to give him all the money

"We're not in another gilded age" [the president razes a building that was insufficiently gilded]

This looks like a Pixar character that's about to experience fantasy racism in a movie that struggles to clear $40m

I'm playing Metroid Prime (Remastered) for the first time and really enjoying it

I think it'd be funny if he went and just demolished the entire white house

Hey, serious question: if people can be ordered to work duting the shutdown and taxes are still collected and money can be reallocated to pay for whatever you want, what incentive is there to end the shutdown?

Babies? Animals? Baby animals? You should be able to slaughter them en masse. So many games drop the ball here