forget Citizen Kane. What is the WinRAR of games

The old world is dying. The new world, believe it or not, also dying. And the one after that? Oh baby,

I dont "look tired," I'm the real me that was imprisoned by my evil doppelganger so he could take the throne

starting in 2028 I will on longer release physical copies of my tweets

RIP Edward Elric. You would've loved the game industry's transformation into an undead abomination

These are my support lightmaps. I rebake them when I'm feeling sad

interesting how we follow "consumer preferences" when it comes to getting rid of physical discs but not when it comes to giving me Dishonored 4

pride month is over

in his 2008 book "The Future of the Internet And How to Stop It," Jonathan Zittrain worries the internet will become a horror show of locked down walled gardens and, haha, well,

I sometimes forget that not everyone grows up 20 feet away from the water where horseshoe crabs occasionally toodle around

Everything okay, dude? There's a lot of health and ammo just outside your door

The Lusty Oregonian Maid

The Surly Argonian Madam

When I was younger I was a pasty nerd who'd waste whole evenings indoors watching things like the lord of the rings extended edition, immersing myself in childish fantasy. Now that I'm older and more mature I prefer the theatrical cut

Ah yes. Vietnam. The good war. Thr righteous war.

There should be an amount of stupid where your body just rejects your soul

"fast casual shrimp" is the title of my autobiography

Hey I couldn't help noticing you bought small black olives instead of medium and I was wondering if you're some sort of filthy pervert

MFW

My kids: we dont really like this Me, preparing to eat three dinners: okay

Nice argument but I've already depicted you as the 0 value goose and myself as the goose with much greater value

People ask me, "Dan, what it's like to be bad at everything?" And I say "uhh ummm err well ahhhh"

Enough game devs have been laid off to make a whole other game industry

who up goosing they value

Now that I know a little more about mixing music I've been trying to nail down the sound I want, and everything sounds worse than a past song I recorded without knowing wtf I was doing

What's that? Your story doesn't have someone whosr home is inside a big tree? Better luck next time I guess

Every brit I know when I ask how it's going:

What if nobody bought gta? What if it launched and made $0? Not a moral stance; I just think that'd be amusing

how are you supposed to escape samsara when there are catgirls?

The Fall ass scene transition

Her name is Calliope and she doesn't have a "silly lityle nickname." She is a mature woman and deserves respect. Her *title* is Sweet Baby

I'm fed up with Rmedy Entertainment. It's been years. How hard is it to fix a logo?

the only "verse" anyone should be learning is the other three verses to the star-spangled banner

babe are you okay your iframes are active

Celebrating father's day by taking the kids and giving my wife 8 uninterrupted hours of peace and quiet

It's okay, Claude, I have a hard time reading Blueprints too

damn girl you got a thicc backstory

Had a long convo with a guy about AI. He conceded that it has obvious ethical, legal, economic, environmental, and psychological issues while also being a tool for the capitalist class to co-opt the skills of the labor class, but noted that it helps him make a lot of money

[morosely] it's morbin' time

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

INT. FLORENCE SEWERS - 1491 A.D.

Meeting people at my new job, being amicable and ingraining myself with the team so it will take that much longer for them to realize my ineptitude. The perfect crime.

Jonathan Blow you've done it again

this is why I grow my own cheetos

Peter Thiel looks a Batman villain who was dipped in acid, but only briefly

many of you

another rough day in the layoff industry, where folks make all the layoffs

we will not rest until there are 0 games

This might be a little controversial but every 3d model should only have 100 triangles

I'm ready to succumb to full blast hedonism. Who wants to wave the frond?