oh boy, i hope ukgov isn't betting the farm on AI (handed paper from offscreen) my APES

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

Has anyone double-checked with Trump that he knows it’s the Nobel *Peace* Prize and not the Nobel *Piss* Prize? Are we sure he’s not just desperate for some more golden shower action?

My geek heart is loving the “frogs together strong” placard. Dawn of the Planet of the Frogs.

Meanwhile in #Portland

Someone send a copy of this outfit to Portland.

Just going to assume the next Kraftwerk album is called Dynamische Preisgestaltung, or something.

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Facial expressions like this are why I always keep my camera turned off in Teams meetings.

Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

The Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming. - Psalm 37:13

I was completely unprepared for the threat posed by the Antifa super soldiers.

Never hit save image so fast.

A candy coloured man they call the sandman, tiptoes to my room every night. Just to sprinkle stardust, and to whisper, “no chance of sleep“ and to scroll in the blue light. 🎵

“Donald Trump woke up this morning”

I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

🧙🧙

A transphobic pressure group is trying to ban trans women from Hampstead women’s pond – we’re fighting back goodlawproject.org/s/4860b3

“Hello, Conference. I’m Bouncing Bob Jenrick and this is my little friend Jerry The Judge. Say hello, Jerry.” “A gottle o’ geer.” “And how are you today, Jerry?” “A gottle o’ geer.” “And what will we do when we take power?” “PURGE THIS REALM OF OUTSIDERS! KNEEL BEFORE THE JUDGE! KNEEL!”

schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are

The same, but more so …

Wolverine back when he still had to nail down his tough talk.

V for Vendetta sequel

finally some cool news

The Lost Boys

Mood.

Breaking: Caving to pressure regarding Bad Bunny’s planned Super Bowl halftime show, the NFL will instead invite Morgan Freeman to read aloud excerpts from the Epstein files.

Looks like someone has released an ancient demon from a strange locked trunk in the basement. Definitely seeing a skeletal face ascending.

Not wishing to denigrate the power of owls, but most things are delightful after a bit of skunk.

Me: Yay, I’ve managed something useful today and had my flu jab. Me, two hours later: why is my arm hurting?

A little thread you may enjoy @emmanewman.bsky.social

Getting ready for Halloween #KLF

Smuggler's Notchnin Jeffesonville Vermont

Feeling lower than a Tories moral standards and chocolate biscuits are not helping as they normally would.

rise of the machines

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Look at all the Uncle Bens I have. Oh…

Mickey by Toni Basil

Tilly Norwood found defragmented in Miami

If you’re racist and you know it: lamppost flag If you’re racist and you know it: lamppost flag If you’re racist and you know it, and you really want to show it If you’re racist and you know it: lamppost flag

“Dear Pharaoh. I won’t be in work today as I have the pokiest, most aroused nipple that any human has ever developed. Also, I need to give my pig a big soapy rub-down. These are entirely unrelated circumstances, obviously”