Working 12 tonight, if I can live that long. Hit the wall a couple hours ago. Don't want to caffeinate, as I turn around and work another 12... 😭😭😭

I’m reminded of watching two old ladies ask a teenage goth for directions and she politely told them and when she was out of earshot one lady said “You know where you are with a goth”

Not working tonight or tomorrow night, but having a meeting tomorrow morning is some 🐂 💩

Supposed to have family dinner at 5...I'm hosting. Guess I better shower

At first, I thought this was some California p***y shit. Then I saw the Ritz crackers for scale

If you "laugh" react at a comment about actual babies dying because their adults don't believe in vaccination, I'm 💯 unfriending you, even if we've known each other 40 years. Don't want to know you 🤷‍♀️

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

Bowen Yang bringing the water works 😢

Cher ❤️

I was yesterday years old when I learned they make scented air fresheners you attach to your furnace filter. Didn't want a 24/7 onslaught of cinnamon or apple, but thought I could live with a scent called "cotton." I think I like it?

Anyone know Anthony Joshua's venmo? Asking for a planet

I think I'm done wrapping gifts.

One can only hope that at the unveiling of the new sign or whatever, they will unleash ark of the covenant style retribution upon themselves 🤞

Both bosses being out means my inbox gets a rest day

Growing up, we always had a Life Savers book in our stocking. They used to have different flavored rolls (shout out to butter rum), but now they only have the 5 flavor rolls. Sad face. Bought one for myself anyway, and put it in my stocking. Time only works in one direction, but nostalgia can be OK.

Made this cup months ago and gave it to my cousin who loves Kermit (but is terrified of actual frogs). Been meaning to make myself one, because it makes me happy. We all need more happy

all female reboot of America

Worked last night. Did payroll (correcting grown adults' timecard misadventures helps me understand how we've gotten *gestures broadly* here), got everything back in order after the weekend, updated + put together welcome packets, and will have done more in 8 hours than some people will do in 24 +

Walking into 2026

Trump is willing to burn everything down to stay out of prison. Alone with himself for 23 hours? That would truly be his personal living Hell.

Trump posted this without knowing Nick Reiner had been arrested. He posted it apparently assuming that one of his fans had murdered Rob Reiner. So if you want to know how Trump will react once his fans start murdering his enemies, now you know. He'll celebrate and blame his enemies.

Death is inevitable, but far too many humans are willing to help with his harvest

I’m just a Gen X girl standing in front of anyone of a younger generation asking them to send me text messages instead of garbled audio ones.

Walking into 2026

Was supposed to get a delivery today, then the weather moved it to Monday, but then it was back on for today. It was 2 blocks away a couple hours ago and supposed to be the next drop. Then they went to the gas station and started going further away. So we'll see 🤷‍♀️

What you need to know about me is I'm going to psych myself up for a productive day off, then sit on my ass for 90% of it.

Former football coach gets fired, thinks up ways to make it way worse

The Big Bang theory is just not plausible, imho... I am supposed to believe Howard Joel Wolowitz left his mother long enough to get an entire degree from MIT, and then returned home to work at nearby CalTech?

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Maybe I'm projecting, but lately Marco Rubio looks dead inside

I got a St Helens months ago...can vouch that they're sturdy and fun

Travelers want to get from Point A to Point B safely and efficiently. That's what we're looking for from the airport, nothing more or less. Once that's perfected, feel free to try other services for funsies.

Picture of the staff who operate my bluesky account...

Alternately: Bobby Knight's death lifted the football team curse

Love it

Gonna have to root for Indiana. Will be shocked if they win, though #BigTenChampionship

I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.

Watching Rudolph on a Friday night like a proper American adult.

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity:

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

😞 parade.com/news/guitari...

Who among us

Vaccine for smallpox invented in in 1796. Vaccines for TB, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and whooping cough came out between 1921-1926. Polio in 1952, MMR (individually) by 1970. Observe.

One of countless unexploded bombs in north-eastern Laos, left by the US during the Secret War (1964–1973). Their presence creates 'exclusion zones' where the land is still unsafe for agriculture or habitation, showing the lasting impact of conflict. 🆓 doi.org/10.15184/aqy... 🏺 #Archaeology

Made it to work on time, even having to shovel the driveway to get out. I hate summer, but it's easier on the back 😒

This ticky-tacky catch/not a catch stuff is the worst. Glad that stood. #OSUvsMICH

As always, for the Ohio State vs Michigan game, I am rooting for an asteroid to hit the stadium. Or just Urban Meyer.

As all the weather alerts keep harassing me, I decide I should probably locate my winter boots...

Pat is a national treasure

The NFL not broadcasting the Bears game here is freeing up my afternoon 😒