MAGA is the most pathetic and dangerous cult in the world.

Everything could be so nice here on planet Earth if it wasn’t for a handful of greedy racist old men.

Donald Trump is committing war crimes to try and distract from his sex crimes.

America isn’t being destroyed by universal healthcare, free college, feeding the poor, housing the homeless, living wages, green energy, liberalism, wokeness, or socialism. America is being destroyed by war, oil, greed, corruption, zealotry, ignorance, racism, bigotry, conservatism, & capitalism.

Doesn’t look good for Republicans in the midterms. That’s why they’re trying so hard to cheat and suppress the vote. These fascist fucks can’t win elections fair and square anymore.

Is this WWIII yet, or nah?

Markwayne Mullin is a plumber with an associates degree. No offense to plumbers with associates degrees. We need plumbers. They are integral to a functioning civilization. However, a plumber with zero military or national security experience should in no way shape or form be the DHS Secretary.

The people who make the rules can break the rules with zero consequences. Until that changes, nothing will change.

Ronald Reagan was the beginning of the end for America.

The biggest bomb that can be dropped is the unredacted Epstein Files.

Has anyone tried unplugging planet Earth, waiting 30 seconds, then plugging it back in again?

Donald Trump bankrupted America just like he bankrupted his casinos, his airline, his hotel, his foundation, his football team, his magazine, his water company, his steak company, his university, his vodka, his game, & his mortgage company. But sure, tell us again how he’s a successful businessman.

Trump is manipulating the stock market almost as much as he manipulates his MAGA cult.

It’s weird how we gave billionaires tax cuts so they would “create jobs,” and “trickle down” some wealth onto the rest of us, but instead they’re using “AI & robots” to “hoard all the money ” and “destroy all the jobs.”

Elon Musk has more wealth than half of Americans. That is seriously fucked up. Only a broken system can produce that type of inequality. This is unsustainable.

Everything could be really nice here on Earth if it wasn’t for stupid greedy racist sadistic money-hoarding power-drunk warmongering megalomaniacal fascist fuckstains.

Organized religion doesn’t want you to know cavemen ate psychedelic mushrooms & contacted UFOs. Big Oil doesn’t want you to know UFOs don’t use fossil fuels. The banks don’t want you to know aliens don’t use money. The government doesn’t want you to know any of this.

Republicans were cool with a million covid deaths, no toilet paper, an insurrection, pedophilia, rape, fraud, treason, multiple felony convictions, racism, sexism, bigotry, incompetence, fascism, & genocide, but paying an extra $1 for gas is where they draw the line. Somebody make this make sense.

The miracle of planet Earth A living jewel hurtling through the infinite void of space A tiny oasis in the cosmic vacuum A rare stone spinning around a star And here we are, paying taxes so billionaire pedos can wage war Humans truly need to evolve into global citizens of the fractal universe

The best thing we could do for America, and for planet Earth is vote every single Republican out of office, and never elect another one again.

Zuckerberg’s failed Metaverse cost $80 billion dollars. Billionaires are a scourge on planet Earth.

If we feed one billionaire to hungry bears, the rest might fall in line.

The most patriotic thing you can do is ensure all people have healthcare, housing, education, childcare, pure water, clean air, healthy food, safe neighborhoods, abundant paid time off, easy voting, dignified retirement, & a living wage. That is how you make humanity great again.

At least back in the day billionaires would build parks, libraries, & theaters. Now they just buy elections and build rocket ships so they can go hoard their money on Mars. It’s time to tax these selfish greedy narcissistic malignant mentally ill megalomaniacal motherfuckers out of existence.

Occam's Razor: The simpler explanation is most often the correct answer.

Donald Trump will burn down the entire world in order to escape his Epstein accountability.

We must build an economy based on peace and love, not on war and greed. That is the only sane path forward as a species.

This is what it’s all about, folks. No one is undeserving. Invest money in people, not bombs. Choose life, not death. Dignity shouldn’t be a privilege. Humans need love, kindness, generosity, & compassion. The greedy heartless warmongers must be cast out of power forever. This is the way.

Tax the rich Stop war Wage peace End Citizens United Reinstate the Fairness Doctrine Feed the hungry Heal the sick House the homeless Educate everybody Spread love Make art Encourage equality Reject hate Be kind This isn’t rocket science.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Never stop resisting the GOP! Never stop mocking these fascist ghouls! Never stop working towards a future where freedom and democracy reign supreme! Never stop loving, caring, and being kind! Never stop hoping for a better world! “Kavanaugh”

“The war will be over in 2 weeks.” “It’s not a war.” “We won the war.” “NATO, can we have some help winning the war?” This would be really funny if it wasn’t a humanitarian, environmental, & economic catastrophe being perpetrated by racist genocidal sociopathic money-hoarding fascist pedos.

The entire world is enveloped in chaos mostly because of these 10 greedy micropenis’d douchenozzles: Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu, Rupert Murdoch, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, Alex Carp, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, & Jeff Bezos.

The government is covering up the existence of extraterrestrials because aliens don’t use money, they don’t use fossil fuels, they’re not religious, they’re not racist, they’re nonviolent, and they don’t give a shit what your pronouns are.

If we had transitioned to renewable energy in the 80s none of this would be happening.

War is just an excuse for rich people to kill poor people.

The Professor makes an excellent point.

Donald Trump: Board of Peace Founder Nobel Peace Prize seeker “Peace President” boaster New Year’s Resolution 2026: “Peace on Earth.” “I’m Not Going to Start Wars, I’m Going to Stop Wars" Also Donald Trump:

All people are the chosen people All land is holy land All water is holy water Start acting like it.

In case you were wondering how things are going, Fartcoin is doing better than Trump Coin, and Melania Coin.

If you can’t spell trillionaire, you shouldn’t even be a millionaire. And also… NOBODY Absolutely nobody should be a fucking trillionaire, OR a fucking billionaire for that matter. Fuck Elon Musk and his toxic culture of greed, hoarding, ignorance, misogyny, and racism. Piece of shit Nazi fuck.

This doesn’t seem unreasonable.

We are nature We are a thread in the web of life We are a part of planet Earth It is a magical, special, wondrous, miraculous, fragile place. It is the only home we will ever know. We really should start acting like it.

$8 gas is a small price to pay for bombing innocent women and schoolchildren.

We can afford healthcare for all We can afford childcare for all We can afford education for all We can afford housing for all We can afford living wages for all We can afford green energy for all We don’t have those things because a handful of evil old men spend that money waging endless war.

Fuck this racist xenophobic bigoted unAmerican white nationalist nazi motherfucker straight to hell.

Thousands of Americans are trapped in the Middle East. There is no plan to get them out. They have been abandoned by Donald Trump. But at least that trans kid can’t play soccer anymore.

Jesus was the Prince of Peace. He was poor He was brown He was a refugee He said love your neighbor He said turn the other cheek He said put down your sword He fed the hungry He healed the sick He educated the people He was against greed He would be flipping over all the tables right now.

First was the deadly incompetence of his Covid response. Now it’s an insane, apocalyptic war. Donald Trump is the worst president of all time. He’s also one of the most horrible people to ever exist on planet Earth. Hopefully we can make it through this nightmare.

The “good guys” don’t bomb schools, or cause toxic oil to rain down on innocent women and children. The bad guys do that shit.

This world could be a paradise if it wasn’t for the insatiable greed of a few hundred sociopathic old men.