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[8:55 on a Saturday] "Shit, I spilled beer on the microphone. I really hope the piano dude doesn't notice, or worse tell anyone..."

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Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Kraven Mysterio Sandman Vulture Electro and of course Doc Ock

Found a new insult

So it turns out David Draiman *does* have a nickname for his penis.

Still a better Skeletor than Jared Leto.

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The Boys: "Can I copy your homework?" X-Men '97: "Okay but change it a bit so no-one can tell." (Spoilers for both shows, including *this week's* ep of The Boys, so unblur/read alt text at your own peril)

FUCK YOU, "Awful Thing That Happens Within The First Five Minutes Of Punisher: One Last Kill". FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL.

this is an actual Bluesky Rule: if you have ever so much as exchanged a single like, you are required to hold up the book in the shop and say "hey my friend wrote this"

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Clash of the Shite-uns.

Aside from the obvious problem of absolutely whiffing the "Jigsaw" look in S2: The Punisher really is an excellent programme, isn't it?

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Buffy the Vampire [massive inhale] SLAAAAYYEEEEAAAARRRRRGGHHH

wait till you hear how he makes it. he wax off

This place sells honey "straight from the beekeeper" but I'd rather have the kind that comes from bees

Slightly increase a band Unleash The Archers And Maybe A Few Pikemen

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I sincerely believe the 2003 DareDevil movie would have been at least 30% more successful and beloved if he'd worn Actual Wee Round Bois instead of these honking whateverthefucks.

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In the original, the wicker man wore underpants, but the remake had a knickerless cage

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Y'know what's nuts? If I said "turn of the century vampire fiction" you'd probably automatically think of Dracula, but it's now actually an accurate way to describe the Buffyverse, the Blade movies, and Legacy of Kain.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

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DareDevil S5 (Or DareDevil Born Again S2 if we must) was a banger and I'm extremely happy with it. That said, it's going to be hilarious when the Spider-Man movie set in the same NY comes out in 3 months and somehow manages to bring up NONE of this shit happening.

the ppl being antisemitic towards polanski are the same ppl who are telling you that the greens have an antisemitism problem, larger than any other party, and that polanski is handling it 'really badly'. begging ppl to put 2+2 together.

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May the 4th be with you.

Look, you can love him or hate him but one thing you gotta give the guy is his sheer mastery of drip.

Never forget Luke & Leia are the offspring of a genocidal maniac and a nonce. HAPPY MAY THE 4TH EVERYONE

OH FOR F

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Has any movie series of 4 or more entries managed 4 in a row as consistently-good as Lethal Weapon? Like, everyone will have a least favourite ofc, but I don't know anyone that loves one of them and hates another one, they're all in roughly the same league. God, I miss Richard Donner.

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Alien 3 (1992)

Sam Raimi presents Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness and Grogu