watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

both! streaming is on its way to a new approach to shows where people all check a schedule for when the movie will be available, which they'll need to plan around, because everyone has to start it at the same time to reach the end before it's removed. a printed guide available at grocery stores will

That infamous anti anti-AI blocklist had a special sub-list for people who use anti AI "slurs" The AI boosters are serious about this, to the point of petitioning the very confused UK parliament to declare the use of "clanker" a hate crime. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Late drop of a big story tonight—the research team that jailbroke AI safety standards with weaponized poems have published their Adversarial Humanities Benchmark, broadening their research through cyberpunk attack-fiction and ADVERSARIAL HERMENEUTICS:

Bahahahah they must be absolutely out of assets to sell. Any bank that backs this deserves to lose every single penny

It’s so sad when you see people doing demonic things like working for DHS when you know they’re capable of doing amazing things instead like wrangling 40 grand out of horny, old, rich idiots

This is not wrong.

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

coffee cups with vaguely threatening auras

Why unblocked everyone lol

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

PEOPLE/STEVE.GIF

Priceless post from the official White House social media

The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do

loggin' in

i'm waiting for my man 0.000013 BTC in my hand

did claude do it

but what am I gonna do not being able to see brilliant insights like this

It may not look like it at first, since the finally tally appears rather close at a surface glance. However, tonight's redistricting results were a CATASTROPHIC loss for Republicans and the fascist movement. 🧵

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist. Embarassing.

Back in my day OpenClaw was an open source re-implementation of a 1997 proto-furry PC platformer.

HEY EVERY KAMALA HARRIS SUPPORTER WHO SAID THAT SHE WOULDNT HAVE ATTACKED IRAN LOOK AT THIS YOU STUPID FUCKS

omg the ai that nukes us to dust is going to be called DAWG

The Associated Press is reporting that the Virginia Redistricting Referendum has passed! Virginians land yet another blow to Donald Trump’s attempts to maintain power over Congress. One winner: Virginia State Senator & dedicated poster L. Louise Lucas, who spearheaded the “10-1!” push

I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it

they used AI to make their image about Denmark and it gave them Playmobil figs instead of Lego.

BORN TO APPLY JOB MARKET IS A FUCK Apply For Em All 2026 I am job man 410,757,864,530 JOB APPLICATIONS

The post-AI-bubble regulation should start by making it illegal to do circular deals - money invested cannot be used to pay for services, money invested cannot be used for buying hardware, etc, etc. Hell, I'm game for making it illegal to invest in customers at all.

we all know I have no life, so:

this only works if you have leverage and also people don't believe you've shat yourself in public recently

'You’re absolutely right, and I apologize for the confusion. Giving every plane at the airport the all-clear to take off simultaneously wasn't a very safe thing to do...'

Last night, after an hours-long public hearing, Monterey Park became the first city in California to pass an ordinance permanently banning data centers. The city council voted unanimously to declare data centers a public nuisance, and to "prohibit all data centers within city limits." My story:

remember that video during the reaction to jamie oliver's attempt to make british school meals healthy where there were a bunch of ladies selling mcdonalds through the fence around the school? that but cartons and vape pens

Kansai Airport's mascot is a young plane named Sorayan.

We need to stop them immediately

Given the longstanding right-wing scam economy milking the conservative rank-and-file for every spare dollar they've got, this is definitely a growth area for entrepreneurs with a Grok account and a dream www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...

the accusation=admission axiom isn't just for things they've already done, they use accusations as excuses to justify doing the things they want to do as well

If you want to boil down John Browns message it isn’t “rebellion” it is “slavery is against gods laws and must be fought by any means necessary.“ It was not “vote against the chief executive who is a dang Cheeto”

theres a lot of people in the replies who aren't aware of the running gag of gifting the pope with a personalized jersey from a team he doesn't like

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

Part of the reason we are seeing the tech dorks say they are over consumer focused tech and focusing on enterprise is because they don't know what normal humans want or how they use computers, or to put it more bluntly: bsky.app/profile/vorn...

Deborah Harry and John Waters at Waters' 80th birthday party. check out the poppers cake lol

GO HAM FIGHTERS