Most ethical rich guy thing to do

I was busy for the updated race time but looks like we had a normal race where nothing weird happened

F1 is so offended at how bad Aston Martin is that they refused to show that mad dash overtake by Alonso lmao

Alonso and Stroll have overtaken eachother 11 times this race. They're battling like they're racing for Noah's Ark back there

Isack "Mr. Excitement" Hadjar

Hamilton: Verstappen forced me off track Ferrari: oh shit did he? lol i didnt see

You're laughing. Stroll and Alonso did a double overake on Bottas and you're laughing

Stroll and Alonso are having a hell of a battle rn

Antonelli's got a crash in him. I believe in him, he'll get there

Throwing a bunch of rusty drivers at Miami after one practice and one quali is really funny

Aston Martin has spent a long hard month going from last to last

It's the month of may

Cody Ware and Shane van Gisbergen are about to tag team Ryan Preece into the infield dirt after all those points he just cost them

This sticker is inconvenient but boy do i love Gunk

sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

Stenhouse wants to cause a caution so bad. The green goblin mask is in the passenger seat

I love when racing commentators just be saying stuff. "Possible winner Noah Gragson" ok sure i once watched him fall off the pace in a late model race in rural Ontario but yeah hes gonna win at Dega

If we get 35 cautions in a row, Brad Keselowski will be in the free pass position

Nobody tell Alex Bowman they got rid of Win and In. Let's just see what he does first

Cody B Ware in the top 10 late at Dega after the Big One already happened

How could you possibly be confused #NASCAR

Awh yeah Denny Hamlin leading the front pack. Big day from big D-E-Double-N. I have a rare disorder which means I can't read leaderboards

We're on track for one of the most hilarious running orders in Dega history and we didnt even need any explosions to get here

CODY AND SHANE GET YOUR COUNTRY ASSES OFF AN OVAL PODIUM

Cody Ware in 3rd place lighting off the bat signal for this account

Max Verstappen unable to pass Alpine Pierre Gasly in the Mario Kart Era

Everyone outside the nation of Italy rooting for Ferraris to crash into eachother

It's gone so bad for Williams theyre doing product placements

Stroll has been in the garage for 9 laps and still hasnt officially withdrawn from the race. Love of the game

George Russell fell asleep for a second. Happens to everyone

Kimi Antonelli in P1

I will not stand for this slander. He was leading Alonso and Bottas on pace before his pear wiggler exploded

Jorj and Max using the power of whining to lose a battle to their former teammates

I dont understand why Franco is getting off so easy here, clearly made a late block. If that was Stroll in front and not Colapinto the commentators would say that Lance should be shot.

A straight up @mplb0001.bsky.social block there from Colapinto

The Japanese national anthem as performed by Yoshiki #F1

Well nobody is happier for the chaos in the middle east right now than Toyota Gazoo Haas F1, Bearman now has a month to heal up

How did Pierre Gasly get there?

Maybe Bottas would be closer if he had tyres on his car

Horror story: Pre-race nap extended into the first 20 laps

Fell asleep during Quali and had a dream Alonso got pole because Tatiana Calderon in a Red Bull got pole but was disqualified for crashing out LeClerc

Keep it there. We're good here

Huh?

12:00 - i'm staying up for the race no problem 2:00 - locked and loaded lets get this shit 2:50 -

I see Sky Sports F1 has replaced the unfun crazy of Danica Patrick with the fun crazy of Jacques Villanueve

I just had to...

With apologies to Mr. Newey, it was in fact Perez's car that imploded

Alonso's car fell apart like the bluesmobile at the end there