Found a new type of guy

In America they only have two left-wing politicians to choose from: one is 78 years old and the other has a Nazi tattoo and worked for Blackwater

Chills, eh

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

“No Kings” is great , but we really don't get a functioning democracy back until we internalize, bone deep, the instinctive response to this and every other statement like it: “I don’t care what that rich guy thinks.” Make it your morning affirmation. Say it ten times at the top of every hour.

Yanks about to go out like Stan Chera

If only the dems were this effective lol.

The band is named CrabSmack and they play covers, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating crabs.

No, we have zardoz at home

trade secret: cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart

not true

US soldiers opened fire on a group of mostly unarmed women children and elders in the Wounded Knee Massacre slaughtering over 300 Lakota civilians. Survivors witnessed troops chasing down children running away to butcher them. Only a nazi regime would want to honor that

democrats if this happened in the US

Today the FBI released never-before-seen images of a bullet that Lee Harvey Oswald left behind at the book depository

[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Kash Patel personally taking charge of the investigation

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

this is basically what reading 3 consecutive Pynchon novels while not having a job is like

Guy who wrote a book saying his mom is a junkie slag and his people are lazy trash thinks that everyone else should be more grateful

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

Can someone please check in on Sean O’Brien and see if he’s done The Honorable Thing yet?

/in a voice that sounds like a fistful of gravel in a running dryer "Look at all these fucked up children."

🐐

Everything the rich have ever wanted is being delivered, a further weakened labor movement, a gutted regulatory regime, a public sector being strangled in a puddle. The rest was hokum invented by academic scribblers searching for a logical rationale for the rich to be more dominant.

Today the blue jays blew a lead in the 9th, 10th and 11th and still managed to win in the 12th

putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.

“People move away, grow older, die, and the bright belief that there will be another marvelous thing around each corner fades. It is now or never; we must snatch at happiness as it flies.” - JL Carr from “A Month in the Country”

another thing: the classic male power fantasy in american culture is extremely masturbatory. almost none of us will ever have the opportunity to rescue a damsel in distress or fight off an attacker or whatever. but simply being kind and generous is open to us every day and can be extremely heroic

Black-and-white-point-and-click-photo-dump

When you see a mentally ill or homeless person exhibiting disturbing behavior, do you imagine they’re having a nice time? Do you think this was the plan in the hospital as their exhausted mother happily counted their tiny toes over and over again? You’ve had luckier breaks in life. Be grateful.

Imagine scoring 100 points in a game and sleeping with 20,000 ladies and being scared of teens

AI converts simpletons into monsters, turns lonely people insane, and it does so by looting public resources, destroying the planet, and stealing from the creative. It’s not revolutionary. It’s just Facebook 2.0. But now every tech oligarch can get in on the ground floor.

Anas Al Sharif had these words to publish if he was martyred which he was tonight as Israel starts the invasion of Gaza City

Because they ain’t got no shins.

“Learn to code” heads are devastated

“Cut my taxes, bro. I swear this time will be different. This time it’ll trickle down. I promise, bro”

the thing to take from Cuomo—a politician who was supposedly invulnerable and had control of every aspect of Albany—having a flailing campaign is that all of these assholes are really paper tigers who only thrive when their opponents are also cowards.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you