Yeah, it's a "jitter" class on that

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Five years ago today, Donald Trump ignited a violent mob to attack the Capitol and disrupt the peaceful transfer of power. Last year, Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 of those insurrectionists. It's an assault on American democracy.

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6 my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641

the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme

This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.

It feels good to look up into the sky every day

this is what hacking the mainframe actually means

“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’” www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

They should consider naming the jellyfish as our national animal, since at this point in time being spineless best represents who we’ve become as a country.

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Text the same 1000 people and ask them if this Venezuela.

If John Pilger was around today, he'd have a lot to say about the Venezuela situation.

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

democrats every time republicans do something abhorrent

War requires Congress. Maduro was a brutal dictator. But Trump had no legal authority to carry out regime change without Congress, to kidnap their leader or to plot the theft of Venezuela's oil. This is lawless greed that breeds criminals and dictators. The US has no king. Impeach. Convict. Remove.

Venezuela Update: A War Powers Vote Is Not Optional open.substack.com/pub/50501/p/...

Being an American is like being in a murder mystery where the killer is always you.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

When Donald Trump was criminally indicted the U.S. government didn’t start running the Trump Organization.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

So when can you start

admittedly i am surprised to discover we can still kidnap presidents in this day and age but now that we all know that it’s possible could maybe someone else do the US a solid

what if we tried good instead of bad

Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business

A single crow flies in front of the 97.8% waxing gibbous moon tonight. 🪶

Every time we see a billionaire on a public street, I want to see an op-ed about "Rich Assclown Accidentally Honors Social Government"

lol or they heard "good fences make good neighbors" and want to be good neighbors. we should try to get "good civil liberties make good citizens" going...

I am starting to think I will never receive my horny novelty holiday decorations.

happy sunrise to those who celebrate, and doom upon those who are using leaf blowers at 7:30 a.m.

what a goofy dood

nobody will tell you this but you don't need to have an opinion on anything at all you can just like breathe deeply and eat tacos

One new war-crime for every Epstein document.

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

Me communicating with the new Japanese users.

we need to clone the giant millipede and phase out the car

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