hi my name is Big Woke. i'm the hivemind being constructed by the Woke Mine Virus and my voice doesn't come from the screen, it comes from inside your head

eyy what a piece of work is this over here? in form like an angel. it would be a real shame if it lost all its mirth and forewent all custom of activity

researchers are concerned about the love we have for useless twistings of our new technology

Yayoi

violent intolerance is wack

in the eyes of the ranger the unsuspecting stranger had better change his ways from wrong to right

i'm not into sports, don't usually follow the Stipe Games but this year the US is a shoo-in for a top spot in the Tournament Of Tournament Of Tournament Of Lies

Dog, look at how many times this gallery has been painted black and then white and then black and then white

it's like the civil war but if the ones trying to break shit so they could hurt people were the federal authority

sun don't shine above the ground

I can’t see these guys as anything but extremely divorced dudes now.

"carried signs of political disagreement"

youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w excellent comment section

"i'mm your grandaddy... zzzdt"

this salt would not supply iodine, a necessary nutrient, if you were the last person on earth

The longer generative AI exists, the more of what we take for granted is going to become toxic cognito-hazard waste. We are living in the era of contamination. It is happening all around us, and the people doing it have names and addresses. 13/13

new generation of thick client apps no cloud no internet just $40

i don't love hearing so many helicopters

DEAD TOM'S DEAD!

it sucks being a person with morals and integrity in 2026!!! IT SUCKS

i will finally reveal the techniques by which i grew so big eating food of this kind

i need to figure out how i trained myself to always type the wrong it's/it's. that must be a powerful training technique

Hei di Fleiss (the Hollywood Ma dam) Hei di Fleiss (the Hollywood Ma dam) Hei di Fleiss (the Hollywood Ma dam) Hei di Fleiss (the Hollywood Ma dam) [to the tune of Baby Shark]

at that point i was just a walking endoskeleton, and the city was on fire

i've got 9^9 problems. at that scale it's not worth considering them individually but I can assure you no more than 3.9 million are bitches

i've got 99 problems. one of them tells the truth, the others lie

most of the internet is Dark Forest. the way they're accepted there makes monsters think they're acceptable in general. most of them do burn up after too much exposure to sunlight

DUNE 3D

they got Fiona Dourif on The Pitt? that is enticement...

hey buddy do you wanna, um, "enable caret browsing?"

i accidentally made a Ziggy handlink from an alternate universe

as someone who's only able to interact with people because i remember a bunch of stuff about a bunch of subjects and i'm good at imitating styles, some of the hate for LLMs hits a little close to home

public agent number double-seven-oh vs guerrilla infrastructure developer silvernose send post

some day i'm going to open up the throttle, take off the weighted vest, say something like "that's my secret, cap. i'm always pedantic" and then the bystanders will be horrified and educated

a selection of dunking creams

We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that. We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs. Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.

was it racist to call the reindeer rudolph? what would even be the stereotype, italians are drunkards? doesn't hold water

"we will get some big surprises do these come in smaller sizes? nein. nein." (my brain trying to remember rammstein lyrics without knowing german)

the trailer said it was bad, Egon. the trailer said "don't cross Alex Cross." it was very clear about that.

i like the WAYS you work it. the non-diggity contains multitudes

a fidget spinner with a no-contact magnetic bearing might be worse

wait, there was a 3rd series of Kingdom/Riget? TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN paid dividends...

"what it is it is is it" = yoda trying to say "it is what it is"

the sequel to Hemingway's baby shoes is about a baby hiker

krillin converted to judaism and split into six like the dots on his head and the points on the star. at that point he was the krillim

we represent the interests of Big Industry

But I can see you Your bronze helm shining in the sun And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong After the boys of Sumer have gone

sorry i asked

i would pitfight a room full of dogs for you. i don't know if there's a pit that somehow has a room full of dogs in it or if it's like "one roomfull" worth of dogs in a normal pit but still

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