We are all just fragile creatures living inside our meat puppet bodies, perambulating about the place trying to guess what leavers are the correct ones to pull… So remember to say ‘hello in there’…

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good

as one of those bitches who actually own a Steam Deck — def interested in the new Valve hardware, depending on cost the new Steam Machine might become my primary office/gaming computer. SD runs ***amazing***, literally playing through FFVII Rebirth rn on med graphics at ~30fps. their tech is solid.

Very excited to see what the Big Distraction will be to the new Epstein drop. - Eliminating some tariffs? - Sending troops to a new city? - Blowing something up? So many possibilities!

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

to be clear if I ever become wildly popular I’m not starting a cult but I WILL be sending some of you on quests

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

i actually don't care if james bond is alive or dead as long as he's woke

Be kind to yourself you’re actually doing great for a carbon-based organism on a spinning rock

A little chaos is OK. Like maybe one chao.

You haven't been reposting me are you OK?

There's a new owl that screams like a small child in danger right at dusk, could have done without that.

how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed

What if Joyce Carol Oates next talked about how Elon can't show the basic compassion of a toddler and share his wealth

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

This life crisis is mid

finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds

I find Willem Dafoe attractive but only as the Green Goblin what does this say about me

i'm hearing "vivi has been banned from magic the gathering" is this the name of a rowdy female player who's career is streaming eating doordash and card games or the name of a broken card from like a care bears crossover that costs $1000

class anxiety? no, this is *lass* anxiety. i do also have class anxiety though.

brb someones at the door

i see no historical parallels with other times the greed of the ruling class has created the exact material conditions which pressure working class people into open revolution. don’t you feel free, citizen? isn’t this liberty? surely austerity is a sustainable way to maintain a society.

Please help out if you can ♥️

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

do porn bots dream of electric skeet

@SCOTUS like

I’d like to claim some principled reason for not doing a Zohran Sign meme but if I’m being completely honest I just didn’t think of a good one

You know what’s nice? A breeze. I’d drown a man in a bog if I thought it would get me a good gust of air. You can buy fans, of course, but it’s not the same as when mother nature blows up your skirt.

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Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

lmao get fucked bozo

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

We did it for you Dick Cheney

[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this

important time to bring this back, with the election tomorrow

important time to bring this back, with the election tomorrow